I JUST REMEMBERED ONE TIME WHEN I WAS NINE I TOLD EVERYONE ON THIS DRAWING APP I DIED AND AFTER I TOLD THEM IT WAS A JOKE THEY ALL WERE SO MAD AT ME AND THIS ONE GIRL STARTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING IN FRENCH AND I TOLD HER “sorry I don’t speak spanish” AND I JUST REMEMVERED AND IM CRYING
idea: nice cream asking burgerpants out usin his Signature Move ™ and burgerpants freakin out because he’s never legit been asked out before. ( I can see burgerpants being one of those unfortunate people who are asked out as a joke by “attractive people” and being pranked on with stuff like this, hence his “don’t ever interact with attractive people” policy )