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me watching the rat grinders go down

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Fantasy high but if they had YouTube channels and riz is just coffeezilla except no one watches his videos

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i am genuinely curious

reblog in the name of science for larger sample size

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not to break out my tinfoil hat but mayhaps i feel we will see a lou wilson d20 side quest sometime soon

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that tiktok audio that’s like “i will fall in love with you over and over again, i don’t care how where or when,” but fig and ayda.

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nah man ur good

>be me >wash out of the citadel into the azure battalion >get posted to some northern fortress in the middle of bumfuck nowhere >get invaded by gaothmai >fortress is in bad shape >real citadel wizard shows up >says shes not here to help >says shes here for a rescue operation >her skyship gets stolen by some imperial dude who absolutely roasts her on the way out >still going on her rescue mission >get volunteered >watch my buddy get murked in the same fight she straight up kills her fellow citadel wizard. >becomes increasingly obvious she did not think this plan through >she takes the only scroll of sending to make a call >hoping well get an extraction >says she called for backup >instead an owlbearman and tiny shrine maiden show up >owlbearman starts talking to the trees >shrine maiden starts handing out treats >weresofucked >reach the location of the stranded soldiers >shrine maiden summons an actual god >whatthehellwhatthehellwhatthehell >how fucked am i gang?

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can’t believe i’m still seeing anti-IH/ pro kipperlilly content on the reg. somebody let me out of here

on the real tho like stan if you want just don’t drag others down bc of it. especially not real life human beings over a fictional character. crossing my fingers they do a one shot where they ressurect kipperlilly and she’s absolutely dastardly just to shut ppl up.

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sping break!!! hoot growl!

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if pinocchio is chaotic entitled then suvi is lawful entitled

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okay brennan “i’m going to say something about destiny and love (and time travel) that’ll make you cry” lee mulligan

fantasy high: junior year (episode 17 “the name”)

worlds beyond number (episode 23 “on your way”)

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psa: im usually inactive while main quests aren’t running! i do watch (and enjoy!) many of the side quests but the intrepid heroes are my passion! <3

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i have this crazy thought of ivy embra living her horse girl summer and bonding with a misunderstood griffin from wherever rangers get their griffins. she’s a ranger, it’s a griffin, they’re both struggling to overcome their pasts. i think about it at least once a day

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I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet but... Jace, while still alive, is probably going to jail, which leaves Aguefort without a Sorcery teacher for next September.

Do you know who: 1. just came to town, 2. is staying for at least a year, 3. seemingly has innate spellcasting, and 4. has actual experience taking care of and stewarding teenagers?

Picture it: First day of Senior Year, Gorgug Thistlespring walks through the halls, a rockstar drummer, pioneer of the Barbificer multiclass, and four time savior of the world. He's feeling great, this is gonna be a good year. Then he turns a corner and sees him.

There he is, in all of his High Elven glory, trying desperately to wrap his head around his to whom new students are referring to when mention this "chat" person. Professor Telemaine Lomenelda, Aguefort’s newest Sorcery teacher.

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those “my child is an honor student” bumper stickers but it’s a t shirt that says “my child is the archdevil of rebellion” that fig gives to her three dads for father’s day.

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Riz: I'm never having a debate with Fig again, she literally started her argument with "Riddle me this."

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in my mind although riz is short comparably to the bad kids he’s actually like 6’3 for goblins.