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psa: im usually inactive while main quests aren’t running! i do watch (and enjoy!) many of the side quests but the intrepid heroes are my passion! <3

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i have this crazy thought of ivy embra living her horse girl summer and bonding with a misunderstood griffin from wherever rangers get their griffins. she’s a ranger, it’s a griffin, they’re both struggling to overcome their pasts. i think about it at least once a day

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I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet but... Jace, while still alive, is probably going to jail, which leaves Aguefort without a Sorcery teacher for next September.

Do you know who: 1. just came to town, 2. is staying for at least a year, 3. seemingly has innate spellcasting, and 4. has actual experience taking care of and stewarding teenagers?

Picture it: First day of Senior Year, Gorgug Thistlespring walks through the halls, a rockstar drummer, pioneer of the Barbificer multiclass, and four time savior of the world. He's feeling great, this is gonna be a good year. Then he turns a corner and sees him.

There he is, in all of his High Elven glory, trying desperately to wrap his head around his to whom new students are referring to when mention this "chat" person. Professor Telemaine Lomenelda, Aguefort’s newest Sorcery teacher.

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those “my child is an honor student” bumper stickers but it’s a t shirt that says “my child is the archdevil of rebellion” that fig gives to her three dads for father’s day.

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Riz: I'm never having a debate with Fig again, she literally started her argument with "Riddle me this."

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in my mind although riz is short comparably to the bad kids he’s actually like 6’3 for goblins.

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realizing that most of the Starstruck PCs are just the “born sexy yesterday” trope. Your Honor, I love them.

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Quokki pets

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okay from least to most here is a list of (what i believe) are bad kids legend lore entires:

fabian- unfortunately fabian doesn’t have a ton going for him. he’s definitely a footnote in both the Lomeneldas and Bill Seacasters more impressive legend lore and may or may not have an entry for being responsible for the massacre of nearly 100% of Bill Seacasters warlocks. But other than that i unfortunately don’t think his in-school accomplishments count, he is maximum legend, just not maximum legend lore.

riz- riz is 2nd to least accomplished (in legend lore status) i know canonically he was mentioned as being the catalyst for the Night Yorb, casually, and i also feel like he’s probably mentioned for delivering the killing blow to Kalvaxus. Simple stuff

gorgug- gorgug baby ! he’s got his own page with early life, career, etc. Mostly for being the drummer in a world famous band , BUT he’s also the first (and currently only ) Barbificer! He created a subclass! Huge ups. For this reason he’s above riz. although they both have two legends to be lored gorgugs are definitely a bigger deal.

kristen- i was stuck between 2nd and 3rd place for kristen, but I do think adaine beats her by a small majority. Kristen’s big points are being (formerly but also currently) Helio’s chosen, the creator of Yes! / Yes? and raising Cassandra from the dead. Unfortunately being chosen by a divine entity I feel is kind of like a lowkey legend moment because there seems to be a lot of gods. Same for creating Yes, since they only had the one follower and then died almost immediately. The whole Cassandra of it all is what gives Kristen her own Legend Lore wikipedia page. She raised a god! She raised herself! She’s the most prophet of all time! Sick!

adaine- adaines claim to fame is mainly elven oracle, or oracle to all of you prefer. but i think we overlook too often that the declaration of war between spyre and fallinel was kind of caused directly by her (having aelwyn arrested) honorable mention for also being the direct cause of giant augefort and terracotta augefort army being unleashed of fallinel which canonically was a bad time. also adaines furious fist is named after her and she created the spell “comprehend subtext”. since fabian’s legend lore includes his famous relations she is aelwyns sister.

fig- number one most accomplished (via legend lore) bad kid. Archdevil of Rebellion, famous rockstar/bassiss/frontman? of Fig and the Cig Figs, ruler of the Bottomless Pit, reviver and first paladin of Ankarna, first born and only daughter of Gorthalax the Insatiable, paramour to the wizard Ayda Augefort. And that’s just the titles! She’s also credited for breaking the Pride armor curse which is ages old. Tangentially she’s tied to the order of knights who carried a scroll for centuries and also the weird astronomical anomaly seen around the word where a mentor shower spelled out a love letter to her. as an aside she is host of the Complicated Women podcast, owner and producer of her own record label, and target of an investigation surrounding aliases personas by the COC (council of chosen), but i’m not sure if any of those really count as legendarily important. all to say she’s by far the most legend that ever lored

in legend lore terms i think that fig has the most accomplishments and, oddly enough, fabian has the least.

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in legend lore terms i think that fig has the most accomplishments and, oddly enough, fabian has the least.

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everyday since last wednesday i wander aimlessly between dropout and youtube searching for something to fill the cavernous void once home to laughing and dice rattling …. now i am empty and listening to the air conditioner

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Youre the only correct person about fhjy in my eyes thank you

thank you i think so too

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five years from now gods of spyre campaign

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everybody got mad

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no but this is actually is me

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so grateful we got to see a couple of cocks honored in the finale. i know how important it was for some people out there so it’s good to see that come into play.