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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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pack it up girls we’ve gone too far

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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… so you see, Angela, I have loved you with all my heart all my life. Ever since I first saw you. Your hair was cut in a bob then, and when you bent to read, it fell slightly and hid your face. I never wanted your face to be hid.

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all these arguments about the new harry potter casting but all i can think is that every person involved in the series has willingly signed up to work with such an outspoken transphobe

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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

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Sally & Aisling 

Taskmaster - Series 5

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Enesco Home Grown Figurine PNGs

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Last One Laughing UK, out of context (and in no particular order)

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“The big question of the whole series for me was, 'Beyond all the plot, the narrative and everything else, was how do these three people work together? How do these three people fit together?' These three people learn to love each other and those elevators end up, in some way, saving each other.” — John Hoffman @pscentral event 36: trios

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I would not say that lawn mowers and brush cutters don't have a place in the world, but I would say that if every lawn mower and similar machinery vanished from existence tomorrow, we would suddenly notice a multitude of obvious practical uses for plots of land that were not consciously considered to be "land" at all, but rather just "space" separating two constructed things.

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The great wall of China vs Europe

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Do you have a favorite poem?