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[adamfuckherstanwife]

didnt sleep at all but told my girlfriend id go meet her after her exam

i literally had to lay out a plan for how ill be fine (dont take a shower, try to lie down for an hour, magically get a seat on the bus, and we dont do a lot of walking/activity when i get there) (this is almost definitely going to overexert me but i didnt tell her that and i didnt want her to rearrange her plans to come to my house)

love my life so much!!!!

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y’all do realize that apple isn’t real right. like you know she’s a 15 year old fictional character and that she can’t actually hurt you. right. cause damnnn some of y’all talk like she killed your fucking puppy 😭😭😭

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going to write a daring x hopper fic because theres almost no content for them that ive found but i need ideas please

also bcuz they dont have a ship name can it be hopping or is that stupid

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-hoppers gay awakening (probably)

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p'ease you understand me

i feel

i feel like they had something

[adamfuckherstanwife]

the fact that there are ZERO daring x hopper fics on ao3 is a FUCKING CRIME do i really have to write it myself man

the one person who wrote the 3 daring/sparrow/hopper fics has my heart but like

THEYRE LITERALLY ROOMMATES HOW ARE THEY NOT MORE POPULAR

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thinking about when i got so desperate for ship content besides the 3 fics from the same writer that ive read 5 times each that i went to FANFICTION.NET and thought i found content but they PEOPLE WERE JOKING ABOUT THEM BEING GAY AND THEY PRETENDED TO BE GAY FOR HALF ANSECOND AND THEN WERENT AND WERE JOKING AND IT WAS HORRIBLY WRITTEN AND IT WAS THE ONLY THING ON THERE AND I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF FROM SURPRISE SND ANGER

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the timeline and expectations areound stories and how they happen in EAH severely angers me so a large part of my rewrite centers around the stories happening at different ages and kids at the school being in different parts of their stories

as for apple, does this make any sort of sense (its extremely convoluted sorry)

im aware its unreadable but im exhausted ill explain it better if anyone wants me to

ALSO im unsure if i want the poisoning to be raven or the evil queen (i think i want who it is to be a plot point rather than js what happens), but obvs the dwarves do a lot of the caring for apple anyway so it fits in the snow white lore mostly :3 and obviously EQ's motivations are a tad different in this version

and obviously this means apple and raven are half sisters but i dont think its gna end up being super duper relevant

anyway yeah!!!!!!!!

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shoutout the one person ever who wrote for this one ship i like

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its just me doing whatever the fuck i want by the way and entirely fucking the entire series and timeline

me having fun moment

if i ever post it anyware be wary its just my headcanons and my thoughts

EAH TUMBLR MAKING ME WANT TO ACTUALLY COMMIT AND PUT MY REWRITE ONTO PAPER

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Happy pride month

[adamfuckherstanwife]

There is something deeply wrong with the Amtrak Twitter account

How the fuck is this considered effective advertising??

[adamfuckherstanwife]

UPDATE!!

I finally finished the timeline!!

Yay!!

For those who don’t know, I have been working on a very extensive timeline of eah including every single chapter from every book, every webisode, ever diary chapter and every special.

I’m not saying it’s perfect and if anyone wants to tell me that’s somethings in the wrong place I am totally up for criticism.

Anyways I’ll link a key here, just because it may be hard to understand. Because it’s so long I don’t think I’ll make a post explaining it, but if someone wants that I’ll be up for that.

Without further ado , I’ll paste the whole thing under the cut

- Shear terror (toh)

- chapter 3 (d. ginger)

- Light and dark (fgt)

- Snacky time (k&s)

- Pretty is as pretty does (asckl)

- Chapter 5 (d. darling)

- Cooking lessons (k&s)

- Mommy makeover (k&s)

- A fairy fitting (fgt)

- Chapter 3 (d. faybelle)

- Banned books (asckl)

- Overly perfect (asckl)

- Chapter 2 (d. dexter)

- Ugly duckling (ntv)

- Tower years (asckl)

- Chapter 2 (d. bunny)

- Chapter 2 (d. kitty)

- Chapter 2 (d. lizzie!

- Prologue (tsbol)

- Introduction (ouat)

- Cedar Wood and the end of summer (ouat)

- Ashlynn Ella and the mysterious woodsman (ouat)

- Hunter Huntsman and the forest maiden (ouat)

- Simply unquestionably perfect (tsbol)

- Briar Beauty and the jewelry thieves (ouat)

- Madeline Hatter and the upside down day (ouat)

- Dexter Charming and the yellow eyed changeling (ouat)

- Darling Charming and the razor eel (ouat)

- Lizzie Hearts and a home for the hedgehogs (ouat)

- Never touch the mirror (tsbol)

- Kitty Cheshire and the tricksy day (ouat)

- Chapter 1 (d. cerise)

- Apples tale 0-3:27 (series)

- Ravens tale 0-3:14 (series)

- Chapter 1 (d. blondie)

- Chapter 1 (d. briar)

- Chapter 3 (d. raven)

- Chapter 4 (d. maddie)

- Always doing in how it’s undone (tsbol)

- Chapter 2 (d. blondie)

- Chapter 2 (d. briar)

- Chapter 1 (d. apple)

- Chapter 1 (d. holly)

- Chapter 1 (d. maddie)

- Maddies chat with the voice (tsbol)

- Chapter 1 (d. raven)

- Chapter 2 (d. apple)

- Chapter 3 (d. briar)

- Chapter 3 (d. apple)

- Chapter 2 (d. raven)

- Chapter 2 (d. maddie)

- Chapter 2 (d. cerise)

- Chapter 4 (d. briar)

- Chapter 5 (d. briar)

- Chapter 4 (d. apple)

- Chapter 5 (d. apple)

- Chapter 6 (d. briar)

- Chapter 6 (d. apple)

- Chapter 3 (d. maddie)

- Chapter 1 (d. ashlynn)

- Chapter 2 (d. ashlynn)

- Chapter 1 (d. hunter)

- Chapter 2 (d. hunter)

- Chapter 3 (d. ashlynn)

- Chapter 3 (d. blondie)

- Chapter 3 (d. cerise)

- Ravens tale 3:15-4:30 (series)

- That dangerous word (tsbol)

- Chapter 5 (d. raven)

- Chapter 5 (d. maddie)

- Apples tale 3:28-4:37 (series)

- Ravens tale 4:31-5:40 (series)

- Chapter 6 (d. raven)

- Chapter 6 (d. maddie)

- Chapter 4 (d. blondie)

- Chapter 4 (d. cerise)

- Chapter 5 (d. blondie)

- Chapter 3 (d. hunter)

- Chapter 5 (d. cerise)

- Chapter 6 (d. cerise)

- Chapter 6 (d. blondie)

- Never after again (tsbol)

- Chapter 4 (d. raven)

- Chapter 4 (d. hunter)

- Apples tale 4:38-5:30 (series)

- The looming threat of legacy day (tsbol)

- Ravens tale 5:41-6:35 (series)

- Apples tale 5:31-7:27 (series)

- Chapter 5 (d. hunter)

- Chapter 4 (d. ashlynn)

- Chapter 5 (d. ashlynn)

- Ravens tale 6:36-8:29 (series)

- Apples tale 7:28-8:30 (series)

- Princely present (ouap)

Chapter 3 (d. cupid)

Chapter 4 (d. cupid)

- Apples princess practice (series)

- Chapter 1 (d. cedar)

- Chapter 1 (d. Iizzie)

- Chapter 2 (d. cedar)

- Chapter 3 (d. cedar)

- Chapter 4 (d. cedar)

- Chapter 5 (d. cedar)

- Chapter 3 (d. lizzie)

- Chapter 4 (d. lizzie)

- Chapter 5 (d. lizzie)

- Chapter 6 (d. lizzie)

- Chapter 6 (d. cedar)

- Here comes Cupid (series)

- Maddie in chief (series)

- catching raven (series)

- Beware of the glare of her fair hair (tsbol)

- A hot mess of wolves and screams and pastries (tsbol)

- Stark mad Raven (series)

- Chapter 6 (d. ashlynn)

- Chapter 6 (d. hunter)

- Cedar wood would love to lie (series)

- True reflections (series)

- The unsigned page (tsbol)

- A hero in every story (tsbol)

- Maddie bothers the narrator again (tsbol)

- Darkness scampering (tsbol)

- Her very name could cause an earthquake (tsbol)

- A horse of a different colour (ouap)

- Briars study party (series)

- The shoe must go on (series)

- Almost through the wall of briars (tsbol)

- Cute and cuddly things (tsbol)

- Plump red apple white (tsbol)

- Maddie pesters the narrator yet again (tsbol)

- Red paint on the wall (tsbol)

- A noticing game (tsbol)

- The undiscovered vault of lost tales (tsbol)

- Trouble with jackalopes (ouap)

- The horrible power of evil (tsbol)

- Born to wear it (tsbol)

- Going off script (tsbol)

- A tale of legacy day (series)

- Chapter 5 (d. cupid)

- Treading water in a well (tsbol)

- Prologue (tuota)

- Chapter 2 (d. holly)

- Not your momma’s fairytale (tsbol)

- Maddie annoys the narrator one last time (tsbol)

- Rewrite ignite restart (tsbol)

- Mysterious epilogue (tsbol)

- The cat who cried wolf (series)

- Prologue (aww)

- A spoonful of porridge (tuota)

- The day after ever after (series)

- In service of destiny (tuota)

- Maddie chats with the narrator (tuota)

- Just be happy torches and pitchforks (tuota)

- Maddie catches up with the narrator (tuota)

- A smile and a friend (tuota)

- Time to take off the hood (tuota)

- A children’s treasury of fairytale heirlooms (tuota)

Chapter 3 (d. holly)

- Maddie gabs with the narrator (tuota)

- Prologue (aww)

- The uni cairn (tuota)

- Banished (tuota)

- Such scullduggery as this (tuota)

- Wisp whispering (tuota)

- Maddie chara with the narrator (tuota)

- Blessed beast of terror (tuota)

- Fairyball (tuota)

- The opposite of quiet (tuota)

- The buzz of a spell (tuota)

- Smile like you mean it (tuota)

- Irrefutable evidence (tuota)

- Maddie pesters the narrator (tuota)

- Happily ever afters (tuota)

- Epilogue (tuota)

- Replacing raven (series)

- Blondies just right (series)

- Chapter 4 (d. holly)

- Chapter 5 (d. holly)

- Chapter 6 (d. holly)

- Chapter 1 (d. poppy)

- Chapter 2 (d. poppy)

- Poppy the roybel (series)

- Chapter 3 (d. poppy)

- Chapter 4 (d. poppy)

- Chapter 5 (d. poppy)

- Chapter 6 (d. poppy)

- Chapter 1 (d. duchess)

- Chapter 2 (d. duchess)

- Chapter 3 (d. duchess)

- Chapter 4 (d. duchess)

- Chapter 5 (d. duchess)

- Chapter 6 (d. duchess)

- Chapter 1 (d. ginger)

- Chapter 2 (d. ginger)

- Chapter 4 (d. ginger)

- Chapter 5 (d. ginger)

- Chapter 6 (d. ginger)

- Chapter 8 (d. ginger)

- Rebels got talent (series)

- Mirrornet down (series)

- Candy wish fish (ouap)

- Class confusion (series)

- Chapter 1 (d. faybelle)

- Chapter 2 (d. faybelle)

- Chapter 4 (d. faybelle)

- Chapter 5 (d. faybelle)

- Chapter 6 (d. faybelle)

- Royally ever after (diary)

- True hearts day (series)

- Once upon a table (series)

- Blondie branches out (series)

- O’hairs split ends (series)

- Birth order (toh)

- Ginger in the BREADhouse (series)

- A delivery for ginger (k&s)

- Kissing booth (k&s)

- Spells kitchen (k&s)

- Dumpty’s doubts (k&s)

- Science and sorcery (k&s)

- The desperate deal (k&s)

- Hocus pocus (k&s)

- Frog talk (k&s)

- Ms. Breadhouse to the rescue (k&s)

- Fairy blackmail (k&s)

- A wonderful wish day (k&s)

- A sleepless night (k&s)

- Frog forever after (k&s)

- Eenie Meenie (k&s)

- The golden rule (k&s)

- A non poisoned picnic (k&s)

- The princess ploy (k&s)

- The ever after swamp (k&s)

- Happy hopper (k&s)

- Chapter 6 (d. cupid)

- Beyond boring (asckl)

- Strong is as strong does (asckl)

- Dexters dilemma (asckl)

- The village smithy (asckl)

- The stress of being distressed (asckl)

- Gallant sir gallopad (asckl)

- Bad news betty (asckl)

- If the suit fits (asckl)

- Princely pox (asckl)

- A cry for help (asckl)

- Squire darling to the rescue (asckl)

- A charming confession (asckl)

- Questions and crisps (asckl)

- Marian by moonlight (asckl)

- Story one: The Spell (cc)

- Story two: Pied Piper (cc)

- Story three: Mad Hatter (cc)

- Story four: Red Riding Hood (cc)

- Story five: King Charming (cc)

- Story six: Snow White & EQ (cc)

- A damsel parade (asckl)

- A knight in dented armour (asckl)

- Happily ever after (asckl)

- Story seven: reunion (cc)

- Chef ginger (k&s)

- When in doubt shout! (aww)

- The lone tree on the hill (aww)

- Maddie converses politely with the narrator (aww)

- The tragedy of Aquilona (aww)

- A baby bandersnatch (aww)

- Maddie tried to just listen politely (aww)

- A twisted kind of wonder (aww)

- Wonder worms are a go! (aww)

- Storybooker share slam! (aww)

- Reasonably by accident (aww)

- A wobble of uncertainty (aww)

- Wonderland found me (aww)

- Trapped! (aww)

- Narrator takes a sick day (aww)

- Swamp juice in your tea cup (aww)

- Running from deadly terror (aww)

- Takes of wandering un-books (aww)

- More vorpal (aww)

- Yellow wallpaper (aww)

- The vorpal sword awaits (aww)

- Beware empathy! (aww)

- Hedgehog croquet (aww)

- A ruler of nothing (aww)

- Madness is life (aww)

- Friends would be aces (aww)

- Accidentally becoming friends (aww)

- Epilogue (aww)

- Next top bird (ouap)

- Kittys curious tale (series)

- Swan song (ntv)

- Royal roomies (ntv)

- Lizzie’s fairytale first date (series)

- A charming crush (ntv)

- The cauldron room (ntv)

- Rebel roll call (ntv)

- Duchess’s dilemma (ntv)

- A scoop of snoop (ntv)

- Madame’s message (ntv)

- Swan secrets (ntv)

- Duchess’s decision (ntv)

- Princess practice (ntv)

- Horse course (ntv)

- Hood’s house (ntv)

- Sweet Sabotage (ntv)

- Fairy dust feast (ntv)

- A house of cards (ntv)

- Broken hearts (ntv)

- Ravens room (ntv)

- A rebel revealed (ntv)

- Ravens ruse (ntv)

- Horsing around (ntv)

- The end is just the beginning (ntv)

- Chapter 1 (d. dexter)

- Chapter 3 (d. dexter)

- Chapter 4 (d. dexter)

- Chapter 5 (d. dexter)

- Chapter 6 (d. dexter)

- Lizzie shuffles the deck (series)

- The beautiful truth (series)

- Maddies hat-tastic tea party (series)

- Duchess’s swan lake (series)

- Cerise’s picnic panic (series)

- Chapter 1 (d. kitty)

- Chapter 3 (d. kitty)

- Chapter 4 (d. kitty)

- Chapter 5 (d. kitty)

- Chapter 6 (d. kitty)

- Thronecoming 0-15:44 (series)

And the thronecoming court is… (diary)

- Throne coming 15:45-45 (series)

- And the throne coming queen is… (series)

- Chapter 1 (d. rosabella)

- Chapter 2 (d. rosabella)

- Chapter 1 (d. darling)

- Chapter 3 (d. rosabella)

- Chapter 2 (d. darling)

- Chapter 3 (d. darling)

- Chapter 4 (d. darling)

- Chapter 6 (d. darling)

- Chapter 4 (d. rosabella)

- Chapter 5 (d. rosabella)

- Chapter 6 (d. rosabella)

- There’s no business like snow business (series)

- Best feather forward (series)

- Spring fairest (diary)

- Spring unsprung (series)

- Ashlynn’s fashion frolic (series)

- Chapter 1 (d. alistair)

- Chapter 2 (d. alistair)

- Chapter 3 (d. alistair)

- Chapter 4 (d. alistair)

- Chapter 5 (d. alistair)

- Chapter 6 (d. alistair)

- Save me darling (series)

- an hexclusive invitation (series)

- Chosen with care (series)

- Just sweet (series)

- Just sweet (diary)

- Through the woods (series)

- Baking and entering (series)

- Date night (series)

- Raven’s review (diary)

- Dexter digs it (diary)

- Driving me cuckoo (series)

- Faybelles choice (series)

- Chapter 1 (d. bunny)

- Chapter 3 (d. bunny)

- Chapter 4 (d. bunny)

- Chapter 5 (d. bunny)

- Chapter 6 (d. bunny)

- Chapter 1 (d. farrah)

- Chapter 2 (d. farrah)

- Chapter 3 (d. farrah)

- Chapter 4 (d. farrah)

- Chapter 5 (d. farrah)

- Chapter 6 (d. farrah)

- Wish list (series)

- Apple’s birthday bake off (series)

- card tricks (series)

- jesters wild 0-7:26 (series)

- Lizzie Hearts (d. wtw)

- jesters wild 7:27-8:19 (series)

- Madeline Hatter (d. wtw)

- Jesters wild 8:20-13:31 (series)

- Apple White (d. wtw)

- Kitty Cheshire (d. wtw)

- Raven Queen (d. wtw)

- Shuffle the deck (series)

- A Royal Flush (series

- A big bad secret (series)

- Rosabella and the BEAST’S (series)

- A letter to my dearest daughter (doaeq)

- The importance of evil (doaeq)

- Who deserves freedom? I do of course (doaeq)

- Shatter the mirror 0-13:19 (series)

- Tips and tricks to bring evil at school (doaeq)

- Casting evil spells (doaeq)

- Shatter the mirror 13:20-17:41(series)

- Note from darling (d. dragon games)

- Note from Holly (d. dragon games)

- Note from Poppy (d. dragon games)

- Note from Raven (d. dragon games)

- Shatter the mirror 17:32-24:47 (series)

- Care and feeding your dragon (doaeq)

- Evil rules

Hatch the dragons 3 (series)

- How to convince someone to be evil (especially if that person doesn’t want to be evil) (doaeq)

- Escape the forest (series)

- Battle the queen 0-6:50 (series)

- Hand over the diary mom, by raven queen (doaeq)

- Battle the queen 6:51-24:47 (series)

- The Evil Queen’s Unjust, Unfair Return to Prison (doaeq)

Moonlight mystery (series)

- Tale of two parties (series)

- Piping hot beats (series)

- snow day (series)

- A wicked winter (series)

- Ice castle (series)

- Crystal rose (series)

- Diary Entry 1 (tsdoaw)

- Chapter 1 (tsdoaw)

- Diary Entry 2 (tsdoaw)

- Chapter 3 (tsdoaw)

- Diary Entry 3 (tsdoaw)

- Chapter 4 (tsdoaw)

- Diary Entry 4 (tsdoaw)

- Chapter 5 (tsdoaw)

- Diary Entry 5 (tsdoaw)

- Chapter 6 (tsdoaw)

- Diary Entry 6 (tsdoaw)

- Chapter 7 (tsdoaw)

- Diary Entry 7 (tsdoaw)

- Chapter 8 (tsdoaw)

- Diary Entry 8 (tsdoaw)

- Chapter 9 (tsdoaw)

- Watery witch (fte)

- Corals spell (fte)

- The legacy orchard (series)

- A magic wind (fte)

- Fairest feet (fte)

- Floatation device (fte)

- An Apple day (fte)

Meeshell comes out of her shell 0-0:51 (series)

- Tea trouble (fte)

- A pair of princes (fte)

- StoryTeller2 (fte)

Meeshell comes out her shell 0:52-1:21 (series)

- Above the waves (fte)

- Club day (fte)

- Down the drain (fte)

- Enchanted lake (fte)

- Sports day (fte)

- The secret prince (fte)

- Mirror beach (fte)

- Rescue repeat (fte)

- Out of hiding (fte)

- The true tale (fte)

Meeshell comes out of her shell 1:22-2:02 (series)

- Sugar coated (series)

- Meeshell comes out of her shell (series)

- Happily glees (fte)

Meeshell comes out her her shell 2:03-3:17 (series)

- Swimming lessons (fte)

- Thumb-Believable ! (Series

- What’s in the cards for courtly jester? (series)

- Croquet-tastrophy (series)

- Fairest on ice (series)

- Heart struck (series)

- Heart struck (diary)

- Bunny and Alistair forever (series)

- Diary Entry 1 (tsdorq)

- Chapter 1 (tsdorq)

- Diary Entry 2 (tsdorq)

- Chapter 3 (tsdorq)

- Diary Entry 3 (tsdorq)

- Chapter 4 (tsdorq)

- Diary Entry 4 (tsdorq)

- Chapter 5 (tsdorq)

- Diary Entry 5 (tsdorq)

- Chapter 6 (tsdorq)

- Diary Entry 6 (tsdorq)

- Chapter 7 (tsdorq)

- Diary Entry 7 (tsdorq)

- Chapter 8 (tsdorq)

- Diary Entry 8 (tsdorq)

- Chapter 9 (tsdorq)

- Wings and things (fgt)

- Pyramid practice (fgt)

- The cheer factor (fgt)

- A bit of advice (fgt)

- A perky prediction (fgt)

- An abundance of blue (fgt)

- The vault of lost tales (fgt)

- A deed of most deviousness (fgt)

- Wilted wings (fgt)

- Greek tragedy (fgt)

- Flight grounded (fgt)

- Boiling blood (fgt)

- Dark fairy discussion (fgt)

- A golden opportunity (fgt)

- Twinkle toes (fgt)

- Humphrey the hunk? (fgt)

- A dark confession (fgt)

- Pyramid perfection (fgt)

- Curtain call (fgt)

- Bookish in bookend (toh)

- A sparrow on the stairs (toh)

- Tower hair salon (toh)

- Zero stars (toh)

- Growing backwards (toh)

- Some nimble advice (toh)

- Tall tales (toh)

- Rapunzel’s advice (toh)

- Hairy magic (toh)

- An unhexpected visitor (toh)

- Sister act (toh)

- Swan style (toh)

- Ruined reputation (toh)

- Rapunzel’s tower (toh)

- A mothers twintuition (toh)

- Fairytale ending (toh)

- Time for a change! (tcsc)

- Did somebody say Cinderella? (tcsc)

- Time for chores (tcsc)

- Scrub-a-dub-dub (tcsc)

- One candy coloured coach coming up! (tcsc)

- A wolf in princess’s clothing (catb)

- Does this ballgown come with a hood? (catb)

- Better together (catb)

- Anybody lose a sneaker? (tcsc)

- Acting the part (catb)

- Not a clue! (rattb)

- On the case (rattb)

- Everybody, dance now! (tcsc)

- Bookball, anyone? (tcsc)

Just one of the girls (catb)

- It’s coming from inside the castle! (catb)

- Let’s be real (catb)

- If the sneaker fits…(tcsc)

- The sweetest stepmother (tcsc)

- The plot (and the porridge) thickens (rattb)

- bear facts (rattb)

- Just a hunch (rattb)

- Ever after evidence (rattb)

- The scene of the crime (rattb)

- A spell to remember (tcsc)

- Introduction (catb)

- A case of the mixed-up cheerhex (rattb)

- Unusual suspects (rattb)

- Fowl play (rattb)

- A critter culprit (rattb)

- A big bad trap (rattb)

- Cold case (rattb)

- the beast bust (rattb)

- Story solved (rattb)

- Chapter 1 (d. melody)

- Chapter 2 (d. melody)

- Chapter 4 (d. melody)

- Chapter 5 (d. melody)

- Chapter 6 (d. melody)

- Beanstalk bravado (series)

- Swinging for home (eahcyb)

- Fierce competition (eahcyb)

- Aiming true (eahcyb)

- Tri-castle-on (series)

- The Legend of Shadow High

[adamfuckherstanwife]

The most effective thing about Ever After High is that every student has their own personal struggle that adds another element to just how life-ruining the destiny system is.

Apple is so terrified of what will happen to her if she doesn’t follow her destiny, that she is willing to compromise everyone else’s happiness to make sure it happens. This disregard for other people is only encouraged by the influential adults in her life.

Ashlynn has to be a servant to an abusive family and live knowing that the ultimate end to her supposedly happy ending is dying to set the stage for her daughters traumatic backstory, starting the whole cycle over again with no chance for any of them to escape.

Blondie feels so pressured to fit in to a deeply classist/monarchist society and ashamed of her parentage that she constantly presents a fake version of herself to everyone she knows, even her best friends.

Briar has to spend her whole life waiting for the moment her destiny comes and she falls asleep for a century. She knows that when she’s woken up, she will be forced to marry a boy dozens of years younger than her who she’s never met and live knowing that everyone she ever loved is dead and gone, the very things that she watched cause her mother’s emotional breakdown.

Cedar’s father was so afraid of watching her repeat his mistakes that he overcorrected, making it impossible for her to ever learn lessons for herself. She is also forced to share incredibly personal details with anyone who asks her questions, and can’t be trusted by her friends with any of their secrets, and it’s all because of her father’s past trauma.

Cerise has to hide who she truly is and never gets to see her family together and happy despite the fact that her parents have potentially the most healthy and mutually beneficial marriage in the whole franchise.

Daring was groomed from birth for a destiny that ends up not actually being his at all, leaving him aimless, feeling as though he has no purpose and has wasted his entire life.

Darling is forbidden by patriarchy and destiny to become a knight, the only thing she really wants, and at which she would be better than both of her brothers. She has to hide who she is and what she loves from everyone she knows

Dexter lived his whole life never knowing what his destiny would be but also knowing that whatever it was he’d have to commit to it forever the moment he discovered it at Legacy Day.

Duchess has spent her whole life knowing that the story she’s commited to living out ends in tragedy for her, and then had to watch the very people she’s been jealous of for years because of their seemingly happy endings give up those endings, while Duchess, loyal and rule following Duchess, is still stuck with her tragedy.

Faybelle tries so hard to commit to what she sees at her destiny that she’s never had a real friend in her life. Even still, no one recognizes her for all that effort and all she’s given up to be a suitable villain. Everyone is more afraid of Raven, who doesn’t even want to be evil.

Hunter has to constantly go against his moral compass to fulfill his destined role as a Huntsman and to try and make his father proud of him.

Kitty has been taught over and over again to value her Mother’s approval over all else, even at the expense of her friends. Her destiny is to create mischief, but how much more mischief can a dissolving world take before it’s too much?

Lizzie finds it almost impossible to express love or care for anyone else due to her mothers excessive conditioning that’s nearly akin to brainwashing. The saddest thing might be that her mother is actually, in her own way, trying her best to prepare Lizzie for a world that will only ever see her one way—as a villain. Now she lives in Ever After, princess to a kingdom that might not even exist for much longer, having given up everything for a destiny that may soon be impossible.

Maddie is a refugee forced from her home into a world she barely understands at a tender age. But she cannot express any angst or negative feelings about this circumstance, because to do so would go against her character. She lives in a world obsessed with destiny and stories while not even knowing if she’ll ever be able to return home and live out her story.

Raven is judged by almost everyone around her for her mothers crimes, many of which were required of her by destiny in the first place. She is nearly forced to commit to becoming a tyrannical megalomaniac (and almost falls into it herself, several times) who would be sentenced to lifelong punishment and torture for committing acts that weren’t even her idea in the first place, and the one punishing her would have been the very girl who begged so often for her to stop being so difficult and just follow her destiny.

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EAH TUMBLR MAKING ME WANT TO ACTUALLY COMMIT AND PUT MY REWRITE ONTO PAPER

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TSRUGGLINS

Seven hours till i have to be vaguely up i think because i have to go meet someone but DONT KNOW WHEN IM SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM i dont even think i have bus change lmfao

also i need to sleep bur dont feel sleepy tired and everything hurts so ive just been scrolling

fucking hate it here hshsgsgshshshd

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What would your guys' thoughts be for an Allan-a-Dale kid in the EAH series?