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Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

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i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

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GUYS MILEY CYRUS AND RAINI RODRIGUEZ ARE THE SAME AGE AND IM SCREAMING

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umbrella academy season 2 theory:

the umbrella academy time travelled to when reginald was young and had just bought the umbrella shop. why else would they show the clip of him moving to america in the last episode of season 1?

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Update: I took the tortoise’s name away because he doesn’t deserve the name “Castiel”.

I’m getting a tortoise on Thursday and I’m naming it Castiel and you can’t stop me.

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what is your deepest, darkest desire?

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you poor, sheltered boy.

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Update^

I’m getting a tortoise on Thursday and I’m naming it Castiel and you can’t stop me.

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I’m getting a tortoise on Thursday and I’m naming it Castiel and you can’t stop me.

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cas🤙🏻

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Happy Birthday, Satan!

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i bought 2 *sniffles*

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Give the people what they want

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“My name.. is Carol”

-Captain Marvel

Honestly one of the best lines in the history of the planet

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Who does Archie think he is walking around asking people to kill him?

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happy birthday mother of all creation, the internet.