2008-emo

[2008-emo]

post nut clarity hard hittin like

[2008-emo]

why would you do drugs when you can hyperfixate on a simulation video game for two weeks straight and then repeat the process every six months

[2008-emo]

that's it that's the show.

[2008-emo]

Feelings tonight

[2008-emo]

if you can't match my energy get fucking real

[2008-emo]

Underrated Simpsons Moments is the Pop Crave of TikTok

[2008-emo]

Sometimes I feel like Nicki Minaj

[2008-emo]

I miss the days when computers and phones had a single milligram of usable storage. Deciding who's photos to delete, what apps were most important, what music you really needed... It's a lost art form.

[2008-emo]

Your hair must be this long (insert length) to ride the Amtrak train

Rough Guide to Mens hair Length in my eyes, AKA something that makes sense and isn't Googles nonsense

And below the cut are examples of each length

Very Short Hair

Short Hair

Medium Length Hair

Long Hair

[2008-emo]

[2008-emo]

just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature

[2008-emo]

If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

[2008-emo]

the cold was invented by big bed to sell more cozy sleepie in bed

[2008-emo]

[2008-emo]

video was captioned simply "chicken tikka masala"

[2008-emo]

The phrase “private beach” is so evil to me. those are for everyone. for the sea turtles and gay people to have sex on

[2008-emo]

i wish i had a gay cigarette