#white house

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[gryficowa]

To those who argue that "They are voting for Biden because he is a lesser evil than Trump" are as disgusting as people who vote for Trump, the lesser evil is still an evil, don't make the mistake of Poles who chose "The Lesser Evil", which is the same as the previous one evil, they are holding people on the Polish-Belarusian border, and what's more, they want to strengthen the wall and call these people aggressive, as if they weren't angry with the border guards who beat them after they were deceived by Luakshenko!

Don't make the same mistake as people in my country! I voted for the third one, but people believed in empty promises! And that's because it was "The Lesser Evil"

Stop fucking choosing the lesser of two evils when you only look at two and don't look for the third!

I voted for the third one because the first, second and fourth ones were rotten, but people voted for the second one because they believed in "The Lesser Evil"!

Don't vote for either Trump or Biden, vote for the third one!

Don't make my country's mistake!

[72crowe89]

Calls Itself the "Law and Order" Party

Nominates a Felon to the White House

[toyastales]

This gives a new meaning to a cliff side home

[vyorei]

[mishacollins]

Last night at a White House event to honor recipients of the Praemium Imperiale Laureates award, I ran into Hillary Clinton, who was there way back when I was an intern! It was fun to catch up...

[bonesashesglass]

https://x.com/middleeasteye/status/1746288735287652588?s=46&t=9u7dtsvl8XZD8A7j2V6ckA

This is happening right now. Tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of protestors showed up in Washington DC today to march for a free Palestine and an end to US support of Israel.

This will not stop. We will not stop protesting and advocating and marching until Palestine is free. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[mysharona1987]

[nando161mando]

The White House lately

[satoshy12]

Prank the White House

Vlad had problems as mayor of Amity Park,"Ghost attacks" don't count as villain attacks, so the repair wasn't paid.

Vlad had a genius idea for using Danny for it. But Danny complained that it would make people think that Phantom was a villain, so Vlad had to fix it.

He turned Danny into a toddler. Now who would declare him a villain? Without looking like the villain themselves!

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But while older Danny would works for money, toddler Danny didn't work that way.

Jazz, while hugging her baby brother, looked at Vlad and said, " Money doesn't work with toddler Danny. You should have thought it through fully."

Vlad: "I will pay you candy for all your life."

Danny:" Deal!"

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That was how Danny started to haunt the White House and Senate for candy and make sure that Vlad was able to get money from the ghost attacks.

After all, it's a ghost!

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As the Justice League was called to capture the Meta toddler, it ended badly, as Batman lost his Batman candy as the toddler just took the candy and left. Saying if he does it more, he will get more candy.

So, the new plan is to find the contractor, as the toddler wouldn't cause that much chaos. Just making the politicians go crazy. And that isn't really a crime.

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In the end

They chose to allow him to stay with them, while the toddler was a time bomb.But one they were unwilling to get rid of when he first showcased his power to make a shield that stopped a whole attack from Brainiac and his army as he tried to attack them.

Brainiac was now the living meme of "Let Me In!"

The new plan is:"Give him candy, let him play BUT FIND OUT WHO GAVE HIM THE CONTRACT TO HAUNT THEM! "

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Vlad thinks his plan failed.

And with Jazz's help he did bring Danny back. He will have a new plan.

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That was how Meta the toddler was missing from the White House as a vampire kidnapped him.

[randyite]

[abandonedography]

Images from a dystopian future (source)

[garbageboy-stinkman]

[vyorei]

Live coverage of the 15th of March 2024 is now closed.

Here is a recap of today's major events.

It is 12am in Ireland now so I have to go to bed.

I'll be back to resume live updates in the afternoon.

For continuous updates while I'm gone, click the link below:

[lionofchaeronea]

Farmyard in Winter, George Henry Durrie, 1858

[leveloneandup]

I forget what, exactly, I was saying… or what the question was…