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the offended squeak zsasz made when i finally got around to watching dead city and negan talks abt the croat being his torturer

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YOU  TOLD  ME  THE  WORLD  MAY  SEEM  DARK    …    THERE  IS  LIGHT.

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like  for  zsasz  to  send  your  some  memes.

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PROMPTS FROM THE MANDALORIAN SEASON 2 *  assorted dialogue from the tv show, adjust as necessary

enjoy the fights.

they say it lives here. they say it sleeps.

i know you're good at killing.

where did you get the armor?

i'm sure you call the shots where you come from, but 'round here, i'm the one who tells folks what to do.

take it off. or i will.

i'm prepared to pay you for the information.

i'm not leaving my fate up to chance.

thank you for coming to me.

give it to me now, or i will peel it off your corpse.

you must promise you won't kill me.

i promise that you will not die by my hand.

that wasn't part of the deal.

you don't understand what it was like.

i've got an idea. get its attention.

maybe we can work something out.

they might be open to some fresh ideas.

i hope someday our paths will cross again.

we've heard the stories.

what am i supposed to do with this?

am i under arrest?

you might be in luck.

oh, stop your crying. you'll rust.

i'm not a taxi service.

i paraphrased.

what can i say? i'm an excellent judge of character.

i'll let you know if i see any.

how much will it cost me?

thank you for letting me know. i'll get right on it.

what the hell are you doing?

this was not a part of the deal.

if you hadn't guessed, we're in a tight spot.

that old thing's gonna break apart in this atmosphere.

are you sure you won't join us?

there's something i need to do.

this is more than i signed up for.

that planet is cursed. anyone who goes there dies.

i can lead you to one of their kind.

do you copy?

put some tea on. we'll be up in a minute.

i'll let you live.

we've been hitting them pretty hard.

this was the best you could do?

were you able to eliminate them?

looks like we made it. get ready for landing.

according to records, you're quite a soldier. we could really use you.

that was some pretty impressive flying.

can i at least buy you a drink?

i believe you two have met.

i'm surprised to see this place is still standing.

i'll take my chances down here.

we'll watch the doors.

can we talk business?

i'm only here for repairs.

you wanna come back here and try this? be my guest!

i'm sure we can work something out.

i cannot train him.

you've seen what he can do.

i must get back to the village.

i've seen him do things i can't explain.

show yourself. i've been expecting you.

you will learn nothing from me.

surrender, or face the consequences.

we must find a way to free them.

my price is high.

i believe this is your payment.

you made me a promise, and i held up my end.

your bounty hunter failed.

if you want my armor, you'll have to peel it off my dead body.

i give my allegiance to no one.

nice shot.

you look like you've just seen a ghost.

you may think you have some idea of what you're in possession of, but you do not.

it's all the same to these people.

hey, i'm just a realist. i'm a survivor, just like you.

let's get one thing straight. you and i are nothing alike.

everybody's got their line they don't cross until things get messy.

you did what you had to do.

everybody thinks they want freedom, but what they really want is order.

we got company. hang on.

you get to the roof. i'll drop in and pull you out.

hey, if you want to accuse me of something, then just say it.

let's just say they might recognize my face.

you're not going alone. i'm coming with you.

that's not how this works.

that was some nice shooting back there.

wish i could say it looked good on you, but i'd be lying.

i can't go in there.

are you a jedi?

that's who you belong with.

may the force be with you.

you're a disgrace to your armor.

i've heard your voice thousands of times.

i thought you were dead.

don't be afraid.

drop your weapon.

don't worry about me. just be careful in there.

i need your help.

you're sparing my life?

open the doors.

i suggest you shut your mouth.

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Season 5, Episode 4 "Ruin" GOTHAM (2014–2019)

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this  was  a  lie.  sarah  miller    (  @milleroptimism  )    is  also  allowed  to  call  him  viki.  

barbara  kean  is  the  only  person  allowed  to  call  him  viki.

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YOUR  APPEARANCE  CAN  BE  A  WEAPON  AS  POWERFUL  AS  ANY  KNIFE  OR  GUN.

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every  day  i  think  about  it    (  making  a  barbara  kean  blog  )

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grumpy  vs  sunshine  trope  meme.      accepting. @kahpelput    :    you've  been  listening  to  me  talk  for  an  hour  now.

listening  was,  admittedly,  a  very  broad    &    bold  assumption.  a  man  can  be  𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁  in  the  room  without  using  his  ears,  but  what  oswald  doesn’t  know  effectively  won’t  hurt  him,  right?  victor  sees  no  reason  to  cause  the  boss  any  𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚢  𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚝,  gaze  slowly  dragging  away  from  the  gun  he’s  been  cleaning  with  an  expression  that  suggests  he’s  heard  every  word.  it  isn’t  a  complete  lie.  he  hears  what  he  needs  to  hear.  the  rest,  however,  slips  into  background  noise.  lets  hope  there  wasn't  a  pop  quiz  coming.    "    that’s  what  we  were  given  ears  for,  boss.    "    contract  killer  has  grown  to  find  over  the  years,  people  in  charge  don’t  often  need  nor  want  a  second  opinion.  they  simply  like  to  feel  𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍    &    zsasz  is  happy  to  feed  into  that,  as  long  as  they  pay  him  well  when  a  job  comes  around.  cloth  rubs  at  one  last  smudge,  adding  a  real  shine  to  weapon  before  gloved  hands  are  re  -  holstering,  leather  creaking  with  each  movement.  there  isn’t  much  threat  around  them  here  in  the  van  dahl  mansion,  but  people  in  gotham    (  especially  someone  in  his  line  of  work  )    learn  early  that  it  always  pays  to  stay  armed,  even  in  supposed  safe  spaces.    ⸻    especially  if  nygma  was  still  causing  this  big  a  problem.    "    have  you  considered  just  torturing  the  guy?    "    back  straightens,  as  if  𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍  of  this  suggestion,  despite  it  being  his  usual  go  -  to  answer  for  most  problems    …    if  not  all.    "    i  can  have  him  dancing  like  ol’  butch  gilzean  by  sunrise  tomorrow.    "

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barbara  kean  is  the  only  person  allowed  to  call  him  viki.

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the  way  victor  says  you  blew  that  kid  sky  high  permanently  lives  rentfree  in  my  head.  

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𝗜 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗.

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PROMPTS FROM TASKMASTER SEASON 16 *  assorted dialogue from the tv show, adjust as necessary

you look so nice, but underneath it all, you're just a shit.

it's just exciting to know people are talking about me.

i don't want to be in there with some wet guy.

oh, i'm gonna push this bitch.

are you a child of divorce?

to this day, i don't know what vibe i give off.

i know it's annoying, but it's all i've got so... just let me have it.

i've never done that.

i'm actually quite good with a sword.

this is one of the most exhausting things i've ever done.

why didn't i just draw a cock and balls?

i don't know why i said that, 'cause i don't really regret it.

you're easy to look at than i am.

oh, you're here. what a thrill.

you absolute anus!

you've got a friend?

would it be mischievous to say things that i'm not supposed to say?

can i just say, i love weapons.

you made me say every country in europe.

do you have a license?

if i do nothing else in this life, that was worth it.

[name], the heat is on.

what sort of cool things do you want?

stick that in your pipe.

i knew what had happened, and even i was swept along by the narrative.

it was avant-garde. it was french cinema.

good luck with your career.

bit late for a banana.

it was very, very cold that day and i wanted to get it over with.

is that your starting position?

i knew it was something boring.

don't have to tell me twice.

it is the least sexy thing that anyone's ever said to anyone.

i don't like going upside down.

what have i done? oh dear. what have i done?

it's nice, it's harmless, it's warm.

this thing is disgusting.

that's useless. that's worse than useless.

i also agree with them. you are sick.

your pie technique was dreadful.

i really like it when you're disappointed in us.

oh, is there a fire? how awful.

nothing going through my head is family friendly. not one idea.

lovely legs, sir!

you got a problem?

that was heterosexual male banter.

are you a superstitious person?

it's too late for that.

do i just choose a name?

i can drive people crazy.

that is a true story, and i feel a bit sick.

i bought it to annoy my husband 'cause i thought he'd hate it.

i'm well-presented, very smart, and available for no-strings fun round the back of the barracks.

what room am i in?

what's your favorite number?

why is there smoke?

running a business is bullshit.

when i think exercise, i think exorcism.

we're not allowed to work with nature?

we were at a wedding together once, and i made you eat a whole pat of butter.

obviously you want to put it on a penis.

are you joking me?

is this something that would excite a heterosexual?

you're going to get a lot of letters.

i'm gonna go for plan b and just throw some things.

is this your stage persona, or is this what you're like?

i don't know what you mean.

you can hide in there waiting for your victims.

i'm sorry, i nearly killed you.

is it appropriate to call him "sir?"

i just really like the idea of stuffing a massive stick up a mannequin's arse and rotating it like a rotisserie chicken.

i was made for this.

i was told by an ex that i have the hands of a midwife.

is that a compulsive disorder of some kind?

what an absolute shower of shits you are.

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i  don’t    …    try    &    i  never  stop.      you  won’t  see  me  coming,    and  you  won’t  feel  a  thing.

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enter  hope’s  world,  aka  a  masterlist  of  where  you  can  find  me  being  an  absolute  menace  on  the  dash.  

the  following  multi  -  muse  blogs  are  all  linked  to  my  hub  @theirtales,  which  is  where  i’ll  post  memes,  etc.  please  follow  both  the  blogs  you  want  to  interact  with    &    the  hub  as  it  helps  me  see  we’re  mutuals.  

BTVS  /  ANGEL  THE  SERIES      —      @slaetales

CHARMED  (1998)      —      @charmtales

COBRA  KAI  /  THE  KARATE  KID      —      @cobraes

GOTHAM      —      @gothaims

HEROES      —      @saveworld

LOST  GIRL      —      @faaetales

MIXED  FILM  MEDIA      —      @mediocrisfaebula

MIXED  MEDICAL  /  FIRST  RESPONDERS  DRAMA      —      @saivelives

MIXED  TELEVISION  MEDIA      —      @imperfectafabula

SHAMELESS  (US)      —      @scamsteal

SUPERNATURAL      —      @huntaers

ONE  TREE  HILL      —      @treeshill

THE  BEAR      —      @griefbear

THE  HUNGER  GAMES      —      @burntodds

THE  O.C      —      @caelifrnias

THE  WALKING  DEAD      —      @livesrisked

TVDU  /  THE  ORIGINALS      —      @vervaeins

TWILIGHT      —      @eclpsis

solo  -  muse  blogs.  these  are  not  linked  to  my  hub  in  any  way    &    all  have  their  own  separate  accounts:  

ANDIE  STAR  from  TVDU      —      @reportergirl

ALLEN  FRANCIS  DOYLE  from  ANGEL  THE  SERIES      —      @frstsoldier

AMARA  from  SUPERNATURAL      —      @amoralforce

ANSEL  from  THE  ORIGINALS    &    TVDU      —      @northsalpha

BARBARA  KEAN  from  GOTHAM      —      @barbarabtch

BELA  TALBOT  from  SUPERNATURAL      —      @hellsbelas

BILL  HARVELLE  from  SUPERNATURAL      —      @harvhells

CARMEN  BERZATTO  from  THE  BEAR      —      @yeschhef

CORDELIA  CHASE  from  BTVS    &    ANGEL      —      @visiongrl

DENNY  DUQUETTE  from  GREY’S  ANATOMY      —      @duquete

FIONA  GALLAGHER  from  SHAMELESS      —      @caretkr

HALFREK    /    CECILY  ADDAMS  from  BTVS      —      @halfreaks

ILLYRIA  from  ANGEL  THE  SERIES      —      @smurfdemon

LIP  GALLAGHER  from  SHAMELESS      —      @lipgllghr

LEXI  BRANSON  from  TVDU      —      @aalexias

LUCILLE  SMITH  from  THE  WALKING  DEAD      —      @saviormatriarch

TYLER  LOCKWOOD  from  TVDU      —      @lockwolff

SIERRA  MORTON  from  SHAMELESS      —      @spprtstaff

VICKI  DONOVAN  from  TVDU      —      @trashdonovan

VICTOR  ZSASZ  from  GOTHAM      —      @zsaszsin

original  character  muse  blogs.  these  are  not  linked  to  my  hub  in  any  way    &    all  have  their  own  separate  accounts:  

ANTON  BEVELL  based  in  SUPERNATURAL      —      @antnbvll

NEGAN  SMITH  WINCHESTER  taken  from  The  Walking  Dead  and  placed  within  SUPERNATURAL      —      @unclenegan

SPENCER  MASTERS  based  in  SUPERNATURAL      —      @lostsistr

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yes,  victor  zsasz  loves  disco,  but  have  you  considered  he  also  listens  to  hot  girl    &    bad  bitch  playlists  when  he  needs  the  boost?  

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it’s  been  some  time  since  the  assassin  could  consider  himself  infamous.  that  reputation  was  left  behind  in  a  fallen  gotham.  out  here,  he’s  no  more  than  𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛    &    𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜;    ones  that  people  aren’t  sure  whether  to  believe,  and  damn  if  the  ego  in  him  doesn’t  kinda  miss  the  NOTORIETY.  sure,  people  still  cower  when  he  enters  a  room,  but  his  name  means  little  as  opposed  to  that  of  his  leader.  long  gone  were  the  days  when  the  mere  threat  of  victor  zsasz  was  enough  to  make  someone  squeal.  maybe  that’s  why  tilly’s  words  have  head  tilting  a  little  higher,  chest  puffing  slightly  in  pride.  oh,  she’s  found  his  weakness.    "    have  people  been  talking  about  me?    "    gloved  hand  lifts  to  touch  over  heart,  as  if  genuinely  touched  by  the  notion.    "    all  𝗯𝗮𝗱,  i  hope.    "    if  not,  he’s  got  some  making  up  to  do.  

confidence  boost  aside,  he  soon  shifts  back  to  𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢.  skilled  senses  are  both  listening  to  her  and  their  surroundings,  ensuring  no  surprise  attacks.  they’re  trapped  in  a  power  play  and  admittedly,  they’re  both  aware  tilly  holds  the  ace  card  simply  by  being  who  she  is.  however,  victor  doesn’t  make  the  situation  any  easier  to  read,  face  devoid  of  any  emotion  bar  one  raised  brow.    "    are  you  implying  i’m  not  nice?    "    he  isn’t.  has  never  pretended  to  be  either.  soft  personality  traits  skipped  the  baby  ward  when  victor  was  born  and  instead,  he  came  out  a  𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗,  fated  to  be  the  very  man  he  stood  as  now.  lethal,  brutal.  𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹.  it  was  all  he  knew.  lips  finally  curl  upward  then,  display  just  a  hint  of  a  smile.    "    there’s  not  a  person  alive  that  can  hide  from  me  when  i  want  to  find  them.  if  there  was,  i  wouldn’t  have  been  very  good  at  being    …    some  weird  hitman.    "    and  he  wasn’t  just  good.  he  was  the  best.    "    do  you  even  know  where  you’re  going?    "

     𝗽𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴  𝗵𝗶𝘀  𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘀  𝘄𝗮𝘀  𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲  𝘁𝗵𝗲  𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁  𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀  𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴  𝘀𝗵𝗲  𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱  𝗱𝗼,     she  had  heard  all  sorts  of  rumours  about  victor  zsasz,  a  lot  of  people  liked  to  talk  and  she  was  unsure  what  was  real  or  made  up.     but  one  thing  she  knew  for  certain  that  he  was  dangerous  and  she  really  should  be  more  careful  with  him  than  she  was  being  right  now.     hazel  eyes  roll  at  his  comment  about  her  dad,  not  rising  to  what  could've  been  the  worst  sort  of  bickering,  he  was     𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿     going  to  be  someone  who  gave  her  any  sympathy  and  she  would  never  look  for  it  from  him.     yet  the  moment  he  mentions  an  asylum,  a  shocked  expression  takes  over  but  also  a  slightly  amused  one,     "     no  fuckin'  way.     the  rumours  are  true     .     .     .     at  least  some  of  them,     "     tilly  smirked,  letting  out  a  small  laugh,  shaking  her  head  for  a  moment,  almost  as  if  she  was  in  complete  disbelief.

     𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆  𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻'𝘁  𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽  𝗯𝘂𝘁  𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲,     knowing  she  had  more  power  in  this  situation  purely  because  he  was  one  of  the  few  people  trusted  with  the  information  of  who  she  is  to  negan.     it  was  almost  amusing,     "     no  he  wouldn't,     "     however,  she  also  knew  that  her  dad  also  wouldn't  be  too  happy  about  the  fact  that  she  was  sneaking  out  of  the  sanctuary.     the  last  thing  the  eighteen  year  old  wanted  was  to  have  a  permanent  baby  sitter,  she  liked  the  small  amount  of  freedom  that  she  did  get.     tilly  had  to  find  the  perfect  balance  of  getting  what  she  wanted,  but  also  keeping  him  from  telling  her  dad  about  her  sneaking  out.     a  part  of  her  almost  felt  like  a  normal  teenager,  sneaking  out  and  rebelling  against  her  dad.     except  in  this  world,  she  had  much  higher  chances  ending  up  dead,  not  that  she  was  about  to  let  than  happen,  she  was  fully     𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲     of  taking  care  of  herself,  despite  what  anyone  might  say.     hands  rest  on  her  hips,  an  eyebrow  raising  at  him,     "     do  you  even  have  the  capability  to  be  nice?     and  mean  it?     "     she  asked,  a  slight  teasing  tone  to  her  voice  as  she  moved  a  little  closer  to  him.     she  had  come  out  for  a  reason,  a  part  of  her  didn't  want  to  go  back  until  she  was  ready  to,     "     how  did  you  even  know  how  to  find  me?     or  is  that  some  weird  ex  hitman  shit  that  you  used  to  do  back  in  the  day?     "