yourhandsomesthost

[yourhandsomesthost]

"mhm. farewell. enjoy your kitten."

they vanish.

"birthdays a good a time as ever, right?"

theyre holding out a huge wad of cash and a fox kit. the tiny baby fox looks very confused.

"i apologise for what i did."

- [ @yourhandsomesthost ]

[HE GOT A FOX….]

“.oh.! Oh, uhm. I also apologize. I shouldn’t have said what I did. Apologies on my end. I was just worried for William..-“

[he actually looks ?? So happy about the fox kit??]

“..i.is the fox okay..??”

[yourhandsomesthost]

"its truly no worry. ill be taking my depart now."

"birthdays a good a time as ever, right?"

theyre holding out a huge wad of cash and a fox kit. the tiny baby fox looks very confused.

"i apologise for what i did."

- [ @yourhandsomesthost ]

[HE GOT A FOX….]

“.oh.! Oh, uhm. I also apologize. I shouldn’t have said what I did. Apologies on my end. I was just worried for William..-“

[he actually looks ?? So happy about the fox kit??]

“..i.is the fox okay..??”

[yourhandsomesthost]

"the fox is fine, yes. ive lovingly named her sweetkins, but you can rename her if youd like."

they shove both the wad and the kit into his hands. they smile.

"birthdays a good a time as ever, right?"

theyre holding out a huge wad of cash and a fox kit. the tiny baby fox looks very confused.

"i apologise for what i did."

- [ @yourhandsomesthost ]

[HE GOT A FOX….]

“.oh.! Oh, uhm. I also apologize. I shouldn’t have said what I did. Apologies on my end. I was just worried for William..-“

[he actually looks ?? So happy about the fox kit??]

“..i.is the fox okay..??”

[yourhandsomesthost]

i shouldnt have to say it but please dont geniunely start wishing death on chip and cardy in my asks. those are characters based off an 11 year old boy and a 4 year old girl aka my little siblings.

i get wanting to piss dice off, but you dont need to come in here saying you hope their brother dies. thats a version of ME.

[yourhandsomesthost]

hows dice?

"crying in their office."

"they.. they miss their kids."

[yourhandsomesthost]

its said dice RARELY gets to see their family apart from cardy (THIRTY MINUTES every FOUR MONTHS) and one of their core factors is 'they just want to see their family'. i dunno about you, but if someone was threatening family i didnt get to see very often id loose my shit too

they only really see cardy because cardy works for them, so they dont get quality time. dice is aggressive over them because they dont want four months ago to be the last time they see them.

[[AUGHHH I FEEL BAD NOW… BUT THWY HAD EVERY ROGHT TO BE PISSED AS HELL

[yourhandsomesthost]

and chip?

chip lives with ashlyn and charley ao again 30 minutes

[yourhandsomesthost]

THIRTY MINUTES??

yeah like once every 4 months they get thirty minutes with their family and then its back to work

[yourhandsomesthost]

cardy whats it like working at dices casino

"the casino of the damned isnt all that bad. we get some strange characters, but its fine."

[yourhandsomesthost]

dice has FEATHERS??

mhm!

^ the shaded parts r feathers

[yourhandsomesthost]

where IS dice?

dice is lying on their side while ashlyn tugs on their tail. they have a smile on their face and are looking down at her. shes yipping and grabbing their feathers hard, but they dont mind. they're just happy to be with her. they dont have their suit on, theyre wearing a casual outfit, a pair of brown cargos and an undone red shirt, their binder revealed from the space it made.

[yourhandsomesthost]

ggives you. tomatoes

"thank you?"

[yourhandsomesthost]

hey dice we do NOT come in peace

"dice isnt available right now."

[yourhandsomesthost]

no- that guys dads

"..i know. dice is huge. i think they can beat most humans."

[yourhandsomesthost]

Steven’s dad.

"the guy they ruined earlier? im sure theyll have no trouble.."

he went back to making drinks.

[yourhandsomesthost]

oooooo dice about to get their ass beatttt

:3

"whos trying on them now?"

[yourhandsomesthost]

not going to interact with people ive blocked. im really embarrassed over it but im not doing it