your-local-gothamite

[your-local-gothamite]

heyyy y’all… honestly i am so sorry for disappearing and tbh i do not have a good excuse, but i want to start documenting life in gotham again so expect this blog to be more active in the future ok thanks byeeee

[your-local-gothamite]

respectfully (and with a healthy dose of fear) why the fuck did the court of owls just follow me

i do not want anything to do with whatever it is y’all do 🙏

[your-local-gothamite]

getting rich to make my life easier? boring. yawing at the thought of it even.

getting rich to spoil and take care of a future girlfriend? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP! I WILL BE THE FIRST IN THAT LINE BABY!

[your-local-gothamite]

update: i think i saw killer croc but i went swimming :3

y’all i wanna go swimming so badly

[your-local-gothamite]

y’all i wanna go swimming so badly

[your-local-gothamite]

i went with pink!

[your-local-gothamite]

there was no winning this time 😔😔

GUESS WHOS BACK BABYYYYY

and i have like so much stuff to talk about, first of all i was kinda being held hostage in a cult for a little bit. uh that was weird ngl but i found my biological siblings so that’s…kinda cool?

[your-local-gothamite]

i’m not hearing it from someone who willingly wore bright purple and green together!

what color should i dye my hair i’m bored

[your-local-gothamite]

bestie i think this means we’re teen parents 😭😭

some nyx cause it’s been a while since i posted her

(also @random-gothamite-shenanigans if ur her co-parent would that make her ur daughter?? this is probably (?) a stupid question but i’ve been awake for a questionable amount of hours and cannot figure it out)

[your-local-gothamite]

what color should i dye my hair i’m bored

[your-local-gothamite]

i mean depending on which one it is he could just be here for one of the robins?? maybe?? but yeah until it’s proven otherwise i’m saying that batman has stolen the sidekicks again

hey does anyone know if the titans are here on a mission or has batman stolen the justice league’s sidekicks again??

[your-local-gothamite]

while on the topic of my pets: look at how big shrike and phoenix have gotten :(

[your-local-gothamite]

some nyx cause it’s been a while since i posted her

(also @random-gothamite-shenanigans if ur her co-parent would that make her ur daughter?? this is probably (?) a stupid question but i’ve been awake for a questionable amount of hours and cannot figure it out)

[your-local-gothamite]

hey does anyone know if the titans are here on a mission or has batman stolen the justice league’s sidekicks again??

[your-local-gothamite]

holy shit lmao uh @random-gothamite-shenanigans nyx just bit the fucking penguin 😭😭 (i have never ran away from someone so fast in my entire life i stg)

[your-local-gothamite]

“duke must be the normal one!” no. that man is a fucking menace and it’s wonderful

[your-local-gothamite]

fuck metropolis!

(although don’t drink the tap water is a very close second. seriously. don’t drink it.)

"The first rule of Gotham is don't drink the tap wate-" WRONG!

The first rule of Gotham is: FUCK METROPOLIS