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@JensenAckles

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Gender Equality

Hey guys, in case you don’t know, I’m having a bit of a rough time financially. So, I joined this essay writing contest and I would really appreciate it if you guys could read it!! It’s about (you guessed it) gender equality, and its practicality. It shouldn’t take too long, and, again, I’d really, really appreciate it if you could read it.

https://www.csrmatch.org/the-practicality-of-gender-equality/

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If women’s nipples needs to be censored, but men’s nipples doesn’t. Can you censor a woman’s nipples with a man’s nipples ?

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The things I do for puns

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I was Ash 

Me when I get back to school next year ❤️

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Story time: I went to boarding school and one day my dad sent me a letter and told me to open it in the dining hall so I was like ??? maybe he sent something for my friends too. So I take it to dinner and open it, and it turns out it’s a card. A record-your-voice card in which my dad recorded himself yelling at the top of his lungs about how my dog pooped on the carpet. And that is the story of how my dad sent me a Howler one day.

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What would u call a box that is a lot more gay than u.

A gearbox

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like, how can we forget that dean is the dorkiest of them? that he’ll laugh at jokes that nobody else gets,  that he will like cosplaying and will wear his queen crown like a boss, that he’ll watch soapy tv-show like doctor sexy and telenovelas, that he will make obscure references to tv shows and books and songs at the most appropriate times - and also at the most innaproriate time, but you didn’t shot the deputy! and he’ll get excited at the idea of wearing a serape and cowboy boots and he will rock the 40s look,  and he will sing out-of-tune because a song he likes has come up on the radio and he won’t care one little bit if that makes him look silly or uncool.

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U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

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That's what rose thought.

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Me, watching a show at 2 AM: I think I'll stop now, I'm sleepy

Me from the future, still watching at 5 AM: You're weak

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Books

Me: *reads book*

Me: *finishes book*

Me: *closes the book*

Me: *SCREAMS*

Me: *SLAMS BOOK AGAINST WALL*

Me: *SOBS*

Me: *THROWS BOOK OUT WINDOW*

Me: *takes deep breath*

Me: *calls friend*

Me: YOU NEED TO READ THIS BOOK IT'S AMAZING

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I can stab a guy right in the heart and not feel a thing. But I’d feel guilty for a week if I accidentally stepped on a dog’s tail. Anybody feel me?

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What does mushrooms do after they score.

They hy-phae

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White Feminist : why is their MEN in MENstruation it should be WOMENstruation?

Fact : The word menstruation is derived from Latin Menses which means month

White feminist : why is history,HIS story and not HER story?

Fact: The word is derived from Greek Historia which means inquiry or to judge

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