ylw-soldier

[ylw-soldier]

huddah

Thank you?

Yeah, thanks.

[ylw-soldier]

*puts an icecube down the back of your underwear*

Heehee

- definitely not @reds-wildcard-jester

I—

*He shudders from the sudden cold and sighs.*

Yeah, I've given up at this point.

Too bad you can't do that to people with actual snow. I don't think it's going to snow any time soon, but I guess you can hope, right?

[ylw-soldier]

I'm also thinking of other things to do for the winter to be on theme.

I mean, hibernation sounds kind of nice if you really think about it. Imagine your bodily processes slowing down, conserving your energy so you stay alive. You're dormant, but not extinct, like a volcano — and once it gets warm you come back.

Kind of poetic, no?

I've been modifying my rocket launcher a bit recently.

Well, I guess it's more that I'm decorating it. Apparently it's tradition to "festivise" your weapons in the winter, so I'm giving it a try.

[ylw-soldier]

I've been modifying my rocket launcher a bit recently.

Well, I guess it's more that I'm decorating it. Apparently it's tradition to "festivise" your weapons in the winter, so I'm giving it a try.

[ylw-soldier]

favorite flower(s)?

That... that's a weird question to ask.

(It's daffodils though.)

[ylw-soldier]

hug?

*He looks around to see if there's anyone else this person could be talking to.*

Me? Well, if you insist...

*He hugs Anon gently, then pulls away.* Okay, now run along. I hope that was alright.

[ylw-soldier]

Hamburbur

I'm aware.

[ylw-soldier]

Shine bright like a diamond

Thank you...? I'd rather not be like those stupid glittery vampire men though. Sounds stupid if you ask me.

[ylw-soldier]

Hmm, maybe you should.

Quick word of warning, though – there aren't many of us at YLW, but we will kick you out if necessary.

It's also a bit of a walk from here. As for ALL, I don't remember exactly if they HAVE a base? They kind of just wander around last I checked.

So. What's with you?

— @ylw-soldier

wh- Scuse me sorry Just gotta-

He wiggled out of his lil tent in the rain forest and looked up. Hes been camping there for a few days till hes able to get back

Ah! Afternoon Just your uh- Friendly neighbourhood sales men! Mann co's ONLY salesmen sadly BUT I have made it worked

He cleared his throat

The Names Samuel C Swondol!

[ylw-soldier]

Oh, this is GRN territory. That explains it.

And no, I don't think I will quit poking your tent. It's entertaining.

...What do you do here if not sit in your little tent and talk to strange men?

So. What's with you?

— @ylw-soldier

wh- Scuse me sorry Just gotta-

He wiggled out of his lil tent in the rain forest and looked up. Hes been camping there for a few days till hes able to get back

Ah! Afternoon Just your uh- Friendly neighbourhood sales men! Mann co's ONLY salesmen sadly BUT I have made it worked

He cleared his throat

The Names Samuel C Swondol!

[ylw-soldier]

Ah, you don't say [!]

I didn't think our company needed a salesman, bit here we are, I suppose.

*Up until this point he's been poking the tent with what seems to be a large pole.*

Why are you camping out, then, if Mann Co. sent you?

So. What's with you?

— @ylw-soldier

wh- Scuse me sorry Just gotta-

He wiggled out of his lil tent in the rain forest and looked up. Hes been camping there for a few days till hes able to get back

Ah! Afternoon Just your uh- Friendly neighbourhood sales men! Mann co's ONLY salesmen sadly BUT I have made it worked

He cleared his throat

The Names Samuel C Swondol!

[ylw-soldier]

why is a bncuh of poelpe sminpig for you

Good question, no clue.

Honestly, I'm as surprised as you are. It's a nice change from the rest of the team, I suppose?

[ylw-soldier]

[beep beep!]

[ylw-soldier]

Soldier seems to have gone missing, though he has left a note near his quarters:

"Will be gone for a bit. Belongings are taken care of. Can't be contacted while I'm gone."

[ylw-soldier]

I'd rather not talk about anything to do with Kieran, thank you very much.

Now shoo, don't you have things to do?

Yoldier, my dad was talking about old army friends of his on the phone the other day.

now why the FUCK was he talking about you????

— @conductor-on-grn

Did you.... confirm he was talking about me? He might not have been, you know.

It's also none of your business in the first place, little Buzzer.

[ylw-soldier]

Yoldier, my dad was talking about old army friends of his on the phone the other day.

now why the FUCK was he talking about you????

— @conductor-on-grn

Did you.... confirm he was talking about me? He might not have been, you know.

It's also none of your business in the first place, little Buzzer.

[ylw-soldier]

got any grapes? :3

...Why would I have grapes? Seems counterintuitive to me.