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hope is a skill

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"Nobody's safe from PM Seymour." Bitch I have 12 followers and get an average of 0.8 notes per post. Mr. Post Meridian is NEVER finding me.

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we HAVE to stop

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experimental linguists hard at work in a top secret facility to discover the Ultimate Universal Slur

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Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

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big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay

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no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

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🌼🌱 Fajne

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every time I hear someone say “we should just get rid of physical shops and have everything online” I get a bit angry because

a) physical shops are important for those who don’t have access to a computer/ internet/ ect

b) those “weird” and “niche” shops I love so much don’t have the same vibe online, they turn into just another website

c) I hate paying for shipping

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Good news: I've got a doctor's appointment coming up concerning getting spayed.

Bad news: They estimated that it'll be in 10-11 months. In about one year they'll have a doctor who has the time to have a look concerning getting me neutered recreationally.

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please….. please everyone im losing my fucking shit

reblogs for reach are so so so appreciated i want this to get to as many people as possible im trying to gather data

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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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I just don't trust parents who claim that the reason their kid is troubled is because they're "easily influenced". Like that's how all kids start out, they're naturally hardwired to be influenced by their surroundings so they'll learn to live in the society they are growing up in. What they are not naturally and instinctively prone to do is to bolt from their parents into the arms of strangers in hopes of finding support and safety. Funny that yours would do that.

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"Firefox sucks" "firefox is clunky" "firefox doesn't work" with all due respect what the fuck are you talking about