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xninetiestrendx Ā· 2 months ago
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Still not over thisšŸ« 
Never been one to take orders but exceptions can and would be made.
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 3 months ago
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4 months later, I'm still here. šŸ˜
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 3 months ago
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your ā€œon repeatā€ playlist is.
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 3 months ago
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BRIDGERTON (2020-)
PEN AND COLIN
3.07
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 4 months ago
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I got to work and did something very important
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 5 months ago
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Can we talk about how unhinged the intimacy scenes were?
Because I think it's not talked enough.
I knew people want more and I understand, I'm greedy like that too, but let's do a recap.
In the carriage scene they are unchaperoned, not even engaged, Pen legitimately thought this was the regency version of a friend with benefits situation but still consented. They are doing that with the curtain open the footmen surely heard everything and people.
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In the mirror scene they are again unchaperoned - he had just talked down Portia so she knew Pen was with him - and they do it in the sunlight, in front of a mirror. We don't know if there were multiple rounds after that (I say yes, aylt least a couple). She also get pregnant on the first try courtesy of Mr Colin "shoot first, ask questions later" Bridgerton.
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In the modiste scene they are unchaperoned, in the open, anyone could have heard them or watch them - hell. Genevieve might have seen of heard them. After a couple of kisses, Colin goes straight for another episode of Fingerton, zero fucks given. They stop just because of that horse.
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In the last scene they are married (at least) but she is on top and she is not afraid of using that nails and tongue. And this is perhaps the less unhinged one šŸ˜‚
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How can you say they are not k!nky AF? Everything in their behavior indicates otherwise, and I do hope we get a scene were it's heavily implied they had some kind of crazy thing going on.
Like, imagine. Open scene, they are in bed under the cover, Pen is playing with Luke's chest hair. Pen says "Colin, you were feral tonight. You almost frightening me." Colin looks at her, chuckling, and waits a beat. Cut again to Pen saying "Do it again", and they start laughing. The energy suddenly change, they start kissing again, fade to black
1000 bonus points if you clocked the reference
They are absolutely freaks and they match each other splendidly. What a couple šŸ’“
yes, I've chosen the most unhinged gif to pair the post topic
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 5 months ago
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 5 months ago
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I watched season 3 of Bridgerton twice in less than a week
*looks in mirror*: you good girl?
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 6 months ago
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damn ok lake superior
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 6 months ago
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hey hey hey itā€™s tag game time šŸŒž thank you for the tag and entertainment from my work boredom @heymacy šŸŒø
Name: Mikayla
When is your birthday?: June 21ā˜€ļø
Where do you call home?: schmack in the middle of Texas
How many pets do you have?: my one little princess pooch
What do you do for work?: answer a phone and push a button. occasionally get yelled at if the people i push the button for donā€™t answer their phone.
Do you believe in aliens?: side eyeing people who donā€™t a little (all love though) šŸ‘½
Do you believe in ghosts?: yes šŸ‘»
Favorite subject in school?: history
What are you currently reading?: The Honey Witch by Sydney J Shields šŸÆ
What are you currently watching?: started rewatching Ghost Whisperer and forgot how easily I cry these days
What kind of laptop do you have?: an acer something
What kind of phone do you have?: iPhone 13 and hoping to upgrade soon
No-show socks, ankle socks, or crew socks?: ankle socks always and forever
What kind of headphones do you use?: airpods that I was silly little goose about avoiding for so long because I was convinced I would lose them
How do you consume caffeine?: coffee, chai latte, Dr Pepper
And finally, what are you wearing today?: tan pants, white and light minty blue stripped button shirt, and tennis shoes
tagging: @too-schoolforcool @gardenerian @darlingian @thepupperino @creepkinginc @heymrspatel @vintagelacerosette @deedala @crossmydna @michellemisfit @sleepyfacetoughguy @mmmichyyy and anyone else who wants to tell me some things šŸ’–
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 6 months ago
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I updated my age on here so itā€™s officially official.
Iā€™m 30.
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 6 months ago
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My mom called me on my way home after work and asked if I was on my way home and where was I. So I told her, when I asked why she said it was because she was going to ask if I could pick something up for dinner if I was in the city but never mind. So I was like ?? okay?, thinking I got off 20 minutes ago she should know Iā€™m half way home.
And then I came home to a surprise early birthday party šŸ„¹
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 6 months ago
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When I said Iā€™d get yā€™all the next tag game I bet none of us thought it would be this soon huh šŸ˜‚ thank you again to sweet love @heymacy for the tag šŸŒø
rules: search up fashion, pantone, food, and mood on pinterest and save the first picture that shows up
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tagging: @deedala @vintagelacerosette @thepupperino @sickness-health-all-that-shit @heymrspatel @lizelandre @ian-galagher and anyone else who wants to play āœØšŸ’œ
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 6 months ago
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happy tag time friends ā˜€ļø Iā€™m a bit late but Iā€™ve been a busy gal and as always loads of love to @heymacy for tagging me šŸ’œ
Name: Mikayla
Age: in the last few days of my twenties
Where in the world are you?: hell. Aka Texas
How tall are you?: 5ā€™3 šŸ­
What color are your eyes?: a coworker had quite the description for it the other day but Iā€™ll just say blue
Whatā€™s something that frightens you?: since itā€™s getting hot, more scorpions coming in my house. And crawling in my bed and stinging me while Iā€™m sleep.
Do you have children? If not, do you want any?: nope Iā€™m very confident it is my destiny to be the cool aunt
Are you the eldest, middle, youngest, or only child?: youngest of a combined 6 children
What time do you usually wake up?: 6am for work, on my days off itā€™s nice if I can sleep till 8
Relationship status?: single, not quite ready to mingle but getting there
Do you identify as a member of the queer community?: indeedy I do (typing that at first autocorrect changed indeedyi to indeed bi. it really knows me)
Any tattoos/piercings?: 2 tattoos and planning more. my earlobes are pierced and my tragus was but my ears just donā€™t like being pierced
Something you love?: crafting, snuggling up in bed on rainy days, traveling, the white chocolate chai Iā€™ve been drinking every day at work, and my nephews (Iā€™ve been so mia lately did yā€™all know I have 3 now) šŸ©µ
Something you hate?: when people who call into my job donā€™t want to leave a message or hear a recording and think I can make other people Iā€™ve transferred them to to answer their phone. I canā€™t.
Do you have any pets?: Cleo šŸ¶ aka Cletus aka Clooper aka Bingus
Do you have a license/can you drive?: yes and yes though I would love not to because people are crazy on the road
If you could tell your younger self one thing, what would it be?: itā€™s okay for life to move at your own pace, donā€™t let people your age fool you into thinking thereā€™s a time limit
And finally, something people would be surprised to know about you?: I donā€™t know if itā€™s surprising, but Iā€™ve had a few people be impressed that Iā€™ve mostly taught myself how to crochet (with some help from the internet) šŸ§¶
again super late so Iā€™m not gonna tag anyone, unless you see this and want to do it, but Iā€™ll get you next time šŸ’œ
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 7 months ago
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still crocheting my days away
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itā€™s fun to make things you can wear
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 7 months ago
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On todayā€™s episode of ā€œis the personā€™s calling the dealership I work at brain okay?ā€
so youā€™re telling me youā€™re getting frustrated because your car has been in the service area for four days and theyā€™re not answering you today. and youā€™re calling because youā€™re going out of town. (sounds reasonable to be frustrated right? wait for it). but youā€™re calling because they already told you itā€™s ready to be picked up.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? Why are you calling babe. They told you itā€™s ready come pick it up.
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xninetiestrendx Ā· 7 months ago
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Iā€™m doing a great job of acting totally normal at work because Iā€™m just a little robot with the phone script now permanently in my brain
but down within the depths of my mind itā€™s just
carriage scene carriage scene carriage scene
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