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this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck
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lol good luck tryna read this
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compleatly unrelated, but omg i love this
me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16
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do not get what i want? i throw birthday party. noted.
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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
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why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon
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Marinette, to Damian while lying face down on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad.
Bruce, to Alfred while trying not to cry: And then she called me dad.
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Jason: if you had to separate you kid from 50 other dark haired, depressed kids how would you do it?
Bruce: I would adopt all of them.
Jason: why do I bother
Marinette: wait it's genetic, look. Damian? If you had to separate your dog from 50 other identical dogs how would you do it?
Damian: I would take all of them.
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Bruce: begrudgingly Marinette cannot stay in Gotham any longer. Damian: That is my emotional support Angel.
Bruce: exasperated Damian, she's missed a week of school. Marinette: puppy dog eyes
Bruce:
Bruce: I'll enroll you at Damian's school.
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Jason:
Alfred:
Jason:
Alfred: No.
Jason: But Alfie!
Alfred: No, Master Jason. You can't just go out and adopt a sad teenager.
Jason, clutching Marinette: But why not? How is this any different than what Bruce does?
Marrinette, muffled: I'm not sad, I'm stressed and overworked and haven't had a full night's sleep in ages.
Tim: Sounds like she's practically already one of us.
Bruce: She might have parents, Jason.
Jason: As if that has stopped you before!
Marinette, still muffled: Yep, I actually have parents.
Dick: She's pretty adorable.
Jason: Right?!
Afred: Master, Richard, please!
Cass: *koala hugs Marinette from the other side and gives Bruce a long stare*
Damian, spoiling some of the kwamis: I have decided that she shall join the family.
Jason: See? Even the brat claimed her as family and he barely wanted Dick!
Marinette, sandwiched between Jason and Cass and trying to speak louder: Actually I'm only here because I really think we might need help against our Parisian villain.
Bruce: You're fighting a villain? I assume you're a sidekick? Who's your mentor?
Alfred, dangerously low: Master Bruce.
Marinette: Not a sidekick. Since our Mentor lost his memories and our temporary heroes got exposed it's just my partner and I.
Bruce:
Alfred:
Bruce: So-
Alfred: OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
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Marinette: *calls Bruce Wayne “sir”*
Bruce: Just call me Bruce
Marinette: Sorry, sir I mean, Bruce...sir
Bruce: Bruce
Marinette: Mr. Bruce
Bruce: No, just Bruce
Marinette: B-Bruce
Bruce: yes
Marinette:
Bruce:
Marinette: sir
Bruce: oH MY GOD
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Bruce: I do not think of Marinette as my daughter!
*phone falls onto the ground, with Marinette as the lock screen*
Bruce: I was hacked
*Adpotion papers fall out of his pockets*
Bruce: *picking them up* These aren’t mine
*contact shows he’s listed Marinette as ‘Marinette-my daughter’*
Bruce: *shoving papers into a briefcase* I have to go
#maribat#mlb x dc#dc x mlb#daminette#jasonette#bio dad bruce wayne#marinette dupain cheng#incorrect quotes
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[Damian is 10 y.o.] Damian: Do you want a cookie?
Dick: What?
Damian: A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one?
Dick: No.
Damian: How can you not want a cookie?
Dick: I just don't.
Damian: Okay, fine, let's say you did want a cookie. Let's say you were dying for a cookie, and there were cookies in the cupboard. What would you do?
Dick: I'd eat a cookie?
Damian: Exactly. That's all I'm saying.
Dick: What are you saying?
Damian: That if people want cookies, they should get a cookie. It's what people do.
Dick: Let me guess. Bruce won't let you have a cookie?
Damian: No. Even though I'm practically starving to death, he won't even consider it. He says I have to have a sandwich first.
Dick: And you don't think that's fair.
Damian: You just said you'd get a cookie if you wanted one. So why can't I? I'm not a little kid. I can make my own decisions.
Dick: Hmm. I can see why this bothers you so much.
Damian: It's not fair. If he wants a cookie, he can have one. If you want a cookie, you can have one. But if I want a cookie, the rules don't count. Like you said, it's not fair.
Dick: So what are you going to do?
Damian [sighs in defeat]: I'm going to eat a sandwich. Because I have to. Because the world isn't fair to ten-year-olds.
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Bruce: When I said you two should try being friendlier, this isn't what I meant
Marinette, string tea aggressively: Oh, so now we're too friendly?
Damian: There is no pleasing you, is there?
Burglar that broke in two hours ago: Two sugars please?
Damian: Coming right up
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Marinette cheerfully: if you want to kill them, kill them with kindness!
Jason smiling indulgently: That's cute sunshine but-
Damian just waiting sceptically looking at Marinette. Wait for it, wait for it.
Marinette still smiling: it's easy! You buy a sword, name it kindness and kill them with kindness.
Damian nods: yep, there it is.
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