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the whole show is about ted and he feels underdeveloped somehow. beard and ted are friends for YEARS and in the show it seems like beard means nothing to him, and this is why we need fanfics

beard: Ted is my best friend, he is my savior, he is my rock. I will define my life by servicing him as his assistant and I will drop my entire life in the span of three days just because he asked me to. My biggest regret that still haunts me years and years later is that I betrayed him, and I have been punishing myself ever since. He’s an agent of good, I follow him like he is Jesus and I am just a simple worshiper. I love Ted. I have ruined relationships because of my devotion to Ted, my own girlfriend turned wife hates Ted with a passion due to her jealousy. I am constantly having to pick between my girlfriend and ted.

ted: this is my best buddy beardo :{D

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would it be controversial if i said ted lasso

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WE’RE GONNA FLY TO SCHOOL EACH MORNING ! WE’RE GONNA SMILE THE ENTIRE TIME ! WE’RE GONNA BE MORE HAPPY ! WE’RE GONNA FINALLY BE FINE ! WE’RE GONNA GET MORE CALM AND NORMAL ! WE’RE GONNA FIX OUR STATE OF MIND ! WE’RE GONNA BE LESS CRAZY ! WE’RE GONNA FINALLY BE FINE ! WE’RE GONNA STAND HOLDING HANDS IN A BRAND NEW LAND FAR AWAY FROM THE BORDERLINE ! WE’RE GONNA SEEM LIKE A MAINSTREAM DREAM AND BE APPEALING TO ALL MANKIND ! WE’RE GONNA HAVE MORE FUN AND BE LESS WEIRD THAN THE FIRST TWO YEARS COMBINED ! AND WE’RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER ! AND WE’RE GONNA SLEEP TOGETHER ! AND WE’RE GONNA FINALLY BE ! SUNNY AND SHINILY ! WE’RE GONNA FINALLY BE FINE !

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this is how i imagine all of europe btw

There is nothing that makes me feel like a dude/woodland creature more than putting on some autumn vibe clothing, going out in my garden and pick blueberries in the kind-of-chilly weather. And I find that beautiful.

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oh youre my best friend

https://ift.tt/t5vpl7S by pierogizserem They keep looking at each other for another moment. Then Beard breaks the silence, “You know, my offer still stands.” “What offer?” Ted looks confused. “I could help you out.” Ted’s eyes widen. “Uh… what?” Beard shrugs. “It doesn’t have to mean anything more than giving a friend a hand.” or: ted and beard decide to take their friendship to the next level Words: 2312, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso) Relationships: Coach Beard/Ted Lasso, Coach Beard & Ted Lasso Additional Tags: College, Pre-Canon, Best Friends, Sexuality Crisis, Internalized Homophobia, Catholic Guilt, Mutual Masturbation, just two friends helping each other out, OR IS IT, Hand Jobs, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Mentioned Dottie Lasso, Ted Lasso’s Relationship with His Sexuality, it’s a pre-relationship situation but they are too dumb to realise it source https://archiveofourown.org/works/58870525 September 11, 2024 at 10:13PM

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idk how anyone could think troy and abed are straight after digital estate planning like troy was genuinely upset when he remembered he can't have abed's children plus that in end scene these mfs were fully willing to raise that child like no second thought

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If you've ever wanted to know what it looks like when a man is imagining himself on his knees in front of another man, imagine no further.

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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

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I may have assumed that fluttershy was like a plush toy that he was holding.

my first idea actually was just a plushie! but then i was like. horse 🐎

oh and also it was supposed to be twilight at first too

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just realized michelle had to explain the divorce to henry all on her own bc of ted’s schedule. she was already struggling horribly because of guilt i just can’t imagine having to explain to her seven year old why his aren’t together anymore. i imagine it was a multiple day conversation because she was struggling to get through it and henry was struggling to understand what was happening. he didn’t know why mommy was crying all the time and saying she still loves him but not like she used to and daddy doesn’t even live on the continent anymore. did he do something to make his parents not love each other anymore? why does he feel so much guilt for something that he’s not even sure what’s happening? (im a child of divorce btw)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YHIS SO MUCH

kindness !!!

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I'm going to be honest in light of this news. I don't see romantic or sexual chemistry between Ted and Rebecca and I hope the new season doesn't take them in that direction! Imo the love and intimacy were there, but the passion and attraction were not, meaning their relationship reads to me as a strong PLATONIC bond....!

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sorry but if you think you can have a ted lasso show without jamie tartt’s slutty little waist, you’re sadly mistaken

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Idgaf if Phil Dunster is "busy" frankly. You will be Mancunian again and you will like it

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redo bc a lot of ppl responded both and my dumbass didn’t think of that as a possibility

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GQ Interview (April 2023)

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crying