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Impressive detail level packed into that Emerald PFP. I dunno if she'd want to *advertise* the 5-fingered discount occupation in a groupchat, but maybe Neo supplements their hauls with game tournament prizes. Also morbidly curious how deep Yang's officer ball headcanons go.

ask in reference to this post

come with me, step into the beautiful world of officer ball OC

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Not to be solely obsessed with AUs that I make and then don't post anything about, but *makes another AU*.

Inspired by @lesbianneopolitan's post-ascension Neo design with cat features, I imagined an AU where the Curious Cat did successfully flee back to Remnant, not being stopped by the "not having any ties back to Remnant" gimmick. They travelled around Remnant for a span of months, running from town to town as their whims carried them to whatever seemed most entertaining at the time. The Curious Cat had little care for the feelings or property of others, often destroying and stealing things as they pleased. Eventually, they are caught and arrested in Mistral, and decide to resolve the situation by hopping out of Neo's body and leaving her there to rot.

Having feline features manifested repeatedly onto her body for months leaves a permanent distortion to Neo's features, her human body not having the magic flexibility to return to its original appearance. It isn't until a couple years later that she's eventually discovered by team RWBY again as they help Mistral with further recovery from Salem and Ozma's war, as Neo was never originally recognized as herself due to her bodily changes.

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i love remnant twitter

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another Yang tweet adventure

profile pic closups:

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it's cumming absolute penis

get out of my yard

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Edit of an edit with my post V9 Neo 🍨🃏

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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

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a piece i won't be finishing, a small acrylic painting of neo from my alfhem au

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not to sound insane but i think that was genuinely the worst finale rwby has ever had LMAO

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the entirety of v9 really truly coulve just been an hour long special. i feel like you couldve had team rvvby drop into the void and wind up in the blacksmith dimension and just did everything there. fuck have neo too whatever. not jaune. they spent 10 episodes hyping up ruby's character development and all it took was her mom saying "i love you" and shes fine now. its so normal at roosterteeth productions.

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He has yet to succumb to the halls of Target

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🙄 typical team CMNE antics at Beacon

version without text under cut

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POV your evil bestie is explaining their schemes to you. wyd?

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you know in a collab when somebody clearly has a better drawing than everyone else, and it's obvious the others can't keep up and everyone is there for just that one person's art.... yeah.... not saying who but... look to the left

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What's your opinion on Cordovin's soggy ass?

I just thought I’d share with y’all my inbox rn:

ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS ANON THAT I DON’T KNOW HOW OR WANT TO ANSWER

I DON’T LIVE THERE BUT THANKS LET’S HAVE A BBQ DOWN THERE BUDDY

This is the bargaining stage of grief I do believe.

DO IT. YOU WON’T.

don’t ask questions you’re not ready for the answers to.

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PHLEBENS AND PHLOBEMS! COME HERE AND WITNESS YE

I HAVE BEEN CAST DOWN UPON THIS EARTH TO CREATE SOMETHING BEYOND ALL YE'S IMAGINATIONS

BIG THINGS ARE COMING.... ONE MUST JUST WAIT.....

THE NEWEST RELEASE OF RWBY IS UPON US