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Brilliant.org when i miss a day: it's ok everyone deserves a break sometimes, here's an extra charge so you don't break your streak

Duolingo when i miss a day: wow it's almost like you want me to kill tu familia. You're lucky you had a freeze or that'd be tu abuela en la tumba. Now give me doscientos gems if you want to live to fuck up again

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It depends on their polarity, if you and your cat are both north you get the first, but if one of you is south you get the second one

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I don't really like buddy cop movies, but I'd watch this

This is the best movie pitch I’ve ever heard

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This kinda implies you're dead

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This entirely depends on if you mean fantasy elves or Christmas elves

Part 1/6

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Oh no did you see a man again? My condolences

tthreew up

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If your 2 topic choices are furry porn or WWI both with equal amounts of expertise i think you might be autistic

John Rogers, proving himself once again to be an entire vibe.

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What is the rosewood Chronicles and why does the Tumblr algorithm (if you can even call it an algorithm) think i want memes about it?

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See this is why having strict, black and white rules on things that are spectrums is inherently never gonna work. "All women are goddesses and all men deserve to rot in hell" what about non binary people? What about agender people? What about bigender people? I use he/they pronouns do i go to the gulag?

Going clubbing is for suckers. You would only go to break your own hymen. Hedonism is for losers.

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See this is why I follow you. You switch wildly between posting the most deranged shit ive ever heard and posting stuff like this that I genuinely agree with

Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

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"great music, but have you considered therapy instead?"

there comes a point in a musician's discography where you're like "this is a jam but you need to stop dating assholes"

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I thought weed was supposed to make people chill. It's clearly not working on you

I thought doing work instead of school would be better but nope I still get bullied. No matter where I go. Keith or Trevor. This world NEEDS the feminarchy. I can't take it anymore. There's only so much weed a girl can have before she needs to take action

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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That's probably true

While my words are graceful

My dad is a dolt

I am better at

Writing haiku than you or

your loser father

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Some people were just meant to be storytellers

this should have been me

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It's not about efficiency for me, it's about having an excuse to shower longer. I need to be boiled like a lobster for at least half an hour to be satisfied and brushing in the shower enables that

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Actually I think not questioning that a real woman can really be this absolutely psycho is more misogynistic

I have no idea if this blog is a bit or not and at this point i dont know if its funner if it IS a but or if you are just. A real person. Who goes to work and pays taxes. Man what a world where you can exist and see someone you really dont understand but like we both share this planet. We see the same sun and same moon. Wild.

It's not a fucking joke and pretending a woman of my status couldn't be real is misogynist, tasteless, and rude