weobviouslyhavenolife
weobviouslyhavenolife
We Obviously Have No Life
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So maybe I like Homestuck a little too much. And Night Vale, gotta love the Night Vale. And Harry Potter. And Hetalia.I really like to write fanfictions, though I've only ever written anything for Night Vale and Homestuck (mostly Homsetuck), but you never know!
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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Uh, no, actually. Not trying to diss the headcanon that Dipper is trans or anything, but identical twins aren’t always the same sex. They are most of the time, as they have to share the chromosomes that halve during mitosis (mitosis, meiosis, whichever it technically is for birth. They’re literally the same thing but meiosis repeats the entire process twice). Therefore, it requires a genetic anomaly in order to birth identical twins of different genders--an extra y chromosome has to be in the mix. However, though rare, it is not impossible, and multiple cases of this have been recorded in the past.
Therefore, Dipper doesn’t have to be a female anatomically. Granted, he very well may be! I’m not saying he’s not. I’m just saying the fact that he’s an identical twin doesn’t make him automatically born with a vagina.
But maybe he was. Hell if anyone but the creator knows for sure.
Why Dipper is Trans
  - Mabel and Dipper are identical twins, which means they were born the same sex (Monozygotic (identical) twins occur when a single egg is fertilized to form one zygote (monozygotic) which then divides into two separate embryos. They are the same sex and their traits and physical appearances are very similar but not exactly the same)
- We don’t know Dipper’s “real name” because it’s his birth name
- gets upset over not being called a man in multiple episodes
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- wears a shirt to the pool
-gets upset when he has to do “girly” stuff
- Said he always liked the name Tyrone, he was thinking of names for himself
- He’s insecure about his voice
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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that didn’t go too well
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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honestly all i need is seven books with james potter’s commentary from heaven 
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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the greatest achievements in irish history:
2015 when we became the first country to legalize marriage equality by popular vote
1994 when krum caught the snitch but we still won the quidditch world cup
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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‘MythBusters’ puts the classic insult ‘You throw like a girl!‘ to the test.
The hit show “MythBusters” wanted to see if there’s a distinct difference in the way a guy throws a ball versus the way a girl throws a ball.
They put eight people in four different age groups up against each other to analyze their throws. They had the subjects throw with their dominant arm first. Then they had them use their non-dominant arm because, without practice or training of any sort, it’s sort of like you’re throwing for the first time. This is when the real results showed.
When using their non-dominant arm with zero training, the guys were more accurate, but the girls threw faster.
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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reblog if your icon is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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by ~ShiroiAngelz
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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Who remembers Lady Gaga as the villain in Sharkboy & Lava Girl
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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Clearly I am really slow on the uptake, because I just realized if you look at the buttons on Honey Lemon’s purse:
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Those are the abbreviations for elements on the periodic table. Honey doesn’t just go into battle, push a button, and have it spit out a pre-made chemical ball. 
She literally encounters an obstacle, comes up with a solution in her head, and types up a formula for it on the fly. 
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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just witnessed a woman in stop&shop shouting “no!!! paper towels too?!” at a rack of paper towels with the despicable me minions printed on them
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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troll consorts!!!
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i had tons of fun making these, and i hope you all enjoy them! feel free to use/edit them, just make sure to credit me. they are all transparent.
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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Homestuck
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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sometimes john wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to check up on karkat when he’s working in his study
usually makes him a pot of coffee and brings him a snack so that he can get kisses before climbing the stairs and go back to bed.
but sometimes john...
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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what if Casey
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weobviouslyhavenolife · 10 years ago
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*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*
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