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Fancast

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When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

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how do i make it clear I like The Punisher in a whore way not the republican way

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Esther Worringhtone

"Discipline, obedience... You list those things as if they were virtues, not an autopilot of a coward." ~ Esther Worringhtone

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The Gangsey + Halloween (2/3)

King Gansey III and Blue the Witch

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Does anyone actually, honestly enjoy sleepovers? Is it just me who would like to sleep in their own bed without any people in the room after hanging out? It seems as though I am the only person who feels that way because the sleepovers keep happening and I'm too much of a people pleaser to tell the sleepover organizers to fuck off

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Wonder what they've done

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Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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James Acaster looks like his bones are made of wire like those little toys that you can pose

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I know this is old news but my absolute favourite thing about the Whoniverse is that they have no consequences for the fucked up shit they do sometimes, like they just go to one place, blow up a middle school and before anyone even notices they fuck off into the TARDIS and go to ancient rome or some shit

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"Oh, Crowley... Nothing lasts forever."

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I don't care who I offend with this post - Thom Yorke looks like Tilda Swinton

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Whenever I see anything Spencer Reid related my brain plays the PH intro

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Just got a notification from a period tracking app that I "might feel frisky today"

I'd say "psychotic" is a better word but thanks for the heads up

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I TAKE IT BACK I DON'T WANT A CRUSH ANYMORE THIS IS HELL I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS PERSON

Why is there no one to have a crush on right now im so bored

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“adam parrish literally murdered whelk”

you know what i don’t care if adam murdered his entire family, he is like a son to me.