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This is probably the most blessed thing I’ve ever seen from this god-forsaken game
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im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.
#literally used to put 1 song on repeat and just lay there doing nothing and i called it extreme music mode#theres Music Mode (listening to music but still doing something such as reading or playing a game etc)#and then Extreme Music Mode where i just lay there and listen#explained it to my mom and shes like ''honey.... thats just relaxing'' I LIKE MY VERSION BETTER
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hi can i take the last can of soda in your fridge
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dog im not reading that *collapses unconscious onto the floor* *gets back up but i look more sinister this time and red eyes* *more sinisterer voice* Dog... Let me read that..
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I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design
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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
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I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.
-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል
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i feel like more people should be aware of the fact that giraffes have some long as fuck necks and they can straight up use them to reach foliage on tall trees that other animals are unable to
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crazy crazy work every time a very sensible “hey, the creator of this thing is a powerfully harmful person and continuing to positively engage with their product makes you complicit in that harm” take comes down and the Tumblr Brain Trust pops out in the reblogs to be like “guys, don’t be scared! this person is being hyperbolic, they don’t mean it! what they mean is keep engaging with the horrible thing you enjoy, but be sheepish and cute about it, and keep reiterating that you’re liking it ‘the right way, to spite the creator’! nothing will change but you’ll continue to be able to stay comfy in your fandoms while posturing like you care! hope this helps ♥️”
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im so tired of being unable to say "no/please stop" because if i do the other person will hurt themself
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