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armand shouldn't be in dubai he should be at the club standing perfectly still in the middle of the dancefloor watching a four hour long youtube essay about blade runner on his ipad

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That one dress meme or whatever

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the kindergarten guide to spooky things, as overheard from my class

chucky: a recess fav. he can teleport. he has laser powers. he runs around yelling “CHUCKY CHUCKY” like a pokemon

jason: lives in the art room storage closet

candyman: too scary to summon but they want me to summon him?? thanks kids

pennywise: “he’s like this guy. he’s like a clown”

slenderman: real

jersey devil: not real

ghosts: can be killed and put in jail. like regular human jail

michael myers: they actually know michael myers. who is supervising these kids. why are they watching halloween. “he stabbed her on her boobies” Who Is Supervising You

butterflies: eat peoples faces, if they so desire

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Sketches of vague dracula-esk character 😋 mostly inspired by castlevania

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💋HEY BABAYYYY💋

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faustposting

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once a majesty, now exposing bone

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this tweet has been on my mind for several days because god they’re so right

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does anyone have that video where toby fox is giving a speech in japanese about video games n when he says the “project” part of “touhou project” he briefly drops into the strongest american accent I’ve ever heard n then immediately switches back to perfect japanese pronunciation. been thinking about it all day

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Illustration for a wedding invitation (thanks and congratulations to the lovely couple!) 

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Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

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i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

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Dream-dia.. I hope so bad this will happen, Delainey’s IWTV run has been SO GOOD!