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Greyjoys + animals

"Does he have a name?" Esgred asked Theon as he mounted. - "Smiler. [...] I knew a man once who told me that I smiled at the wrong things." - Theon II aCoK

Tris Botley said that the Crow's Eye had used a seal to stand in for her at her wedding. - The Wayward Bride, aDwD

Once he bet his new longship against a herd of goats that he could quench a hearthfire with no more than his cock. Aeron feasted on goat for a year [...]. - The Prophet, aFfC

The monkeys, though … the monkeys were a plague. Would that I had a crossbow. - The Iron Suitor, aDwD

Happy Birthday @welshrugby !! ❤❤

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daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

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oh I love how freaky harrenhal is I love it so much huge palpably haunted house broken dark and leaking oh she’s everything

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DON DRAPER AFFIRMATIONS:

GET OUT OF HERE

MOVE FORWARD

THIS NEVER HAPPENED

IT WILL SHOCK YOU HOW MUCH IT NEVER HAPPENED

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Norren wrote that Daemon doted upon Nettles "as a man might dote upon his daughter", and described Daemon […]giving her fine gifts, such as an ivory hairbrush, a silvered looking glass, a velvet and satin cloak, and leather riding boots…. maidservants reported they often shared a single tub, washing each other.

so if rhaena is getting nettles’ dragon taming plot then she’s gonna get the rest of it too right? right? :3

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you just had to be there I guess

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the queen consort of the north

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“every woman in the hall was weeping when he put down the harp. not the men, of course.”

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girl how could someone have died 2100 years ago

ok

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modern theon goes to ramsay’s halloween rager in roose’s basement, gets violently high, agrees to take ramsay to get mcdonalds in balon’s truck (that he stole), they’re driving on a back country road and hit something, theon thinks it’s a deer but he and ramsay get out to check and it’s two small children (trick-or-treating in. the woods?) theon is in a delusional crossfaded haze vomiting into a bush while ramsay is trying to convince him that they have to bury the bodies before the police come (he jacks off to true crime documentaries) and theon (hallucinating that the kids are bran and rickon because ramsay laced his weed with rat poison probably) is like oh yeah that’s rational we should do that so they do it and then get back in the truck and go get big macs and never talk about it again except for when they’re having freak nasty out-of-bdsm-regulations sex and ramsay forces him to confess to the crime over and over while theon ideates suicidally. aaaaaand post!

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SUCCESSION ▸ you talk about love?

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WKWKJWKWJSKSKKS

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artstor asking “did you mean ‘human blood’?” when I was doing research on Hyman Bloom… he would’ve loved that 🥺🫶

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I’m so upset and stressed and I have so much to do and I physically cannot do it. I was doing so well lmao my family will Always, Always, Always fuck up any progress I make and paralyze me once I graduate I am fleeing far far away forever

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over the garden wall | wirt + greg

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annotating my assigned readings and then airdropped them onto my phone as little evil books for me to read over and over and over

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Had an extremely weird extremely scary experience the other day and the entire thing was just so fucking bizarre that it doesn’t even make sense trying to explain it but girls. I am so haunted by it. Why did she smile at us like that why was she waiting for us I’m killing myself