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I’M A POOR EXCUSE OF AN ITALIAN MAN

I HAVE BEEN BESTED BY A BAG OF TAKIS AND IT’S KILLING ME

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I LIVE BITCH

ALSO I’M GRADUATED OFFICIALLY NOW SO UH

I CAN FINALLY CLOSE THAT GODFORSAKEN CHAPTER OF MY MISERABLE LIFE

IF THERE WERE A GOD I WOULD BE THANKING HIM HONESTLY

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lowkey tag drop//

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Who was Karkat talking to.....

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“.......”

“....”

“What you thought I was actually smoking??”

“PSYCH BITCH IT’S ACTUALLY JUST A CANDY CIGARETTE AND THE STEAM FROM MY RAMEN.” 

ssllllluRP

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defectivetaurus‌:

tFW, yOU WAKE UP FROM A DREAM OF YOUR HUSBAND,

aND YOU HAVE THE URGE TO JUST FLOMP ONTO SAID HUSBAND AND WAKE HIM WITH KISSES,

bUT THEN YOU SEE THE EMPTY BED AND REMEMBER THAT HE’S FOUR CITIES AWAY TO ATTEND COLLEGE,

}BC bOOOOOOO, @vantiisms 

WELL LUCKY FOR YOU, YOUR DREAM IS VERY WELL ABOUT TO COME TRUE.

I JUST FINISHED MY LAST SUMMER COURSE AND I’M HEADING HOME AS WE SPEAK.

HONESTLY I’M FUCKING GLAD TOO, COLLEGE IS A BITCH AND IT’S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU’RE MILES AWAY FROM YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND AND GET HIT WITH SOME MAJOR FUCKING DEPRESSION TO TOP IT OFF

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defectivetaurus‌:

“Wait, does that mean Karkat’s been gone for so long that people forgot all about him?

For real though, now I kinda understand why Iago used to rub it under everyone’s noses whenever he got the chance.”

“Hey what up, I’m Karkat, I’m twenty, and apparently I got hit with depression so hard, I just fucking died.”

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[[ hi hello im back, because its been brought to my attention that a certain person ( @defectivetaurus ) has missed these boys s o ]]

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defectivetaurus:

The huge figure of Iago looms over his future husband like his impending doom.

And pouted.

“I’ll ask Flenix for his recipe for ramen. And then I will make you beg for me to make you some.”

The fear of god is given to Karkat in swift force. But as soon as Iago speaks, his shoulders relax and then he gives a tired pout of his own.

“Iago, I already beg you to do pretty much anything to and for me.” Karkat said, only to give a little teasing look before he stood to put his dishes away. “Besides, before you get your tail in a twist, I only ate these today because I realized they’d been sitting in the pantry for way too long and like... I may be an asshole. But my dad didn’t raise no bitch, and I’m not wasting food. Even if it is extremely old and probably going to make me sick later.”

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defectivetaurus replied to your post: *quietly slurps*

“DO I SMELL JUNKFOOD IN /MY/ HOLY KITCHEN?!”

Slooooowly he slurps up the last of his noodle, before going quiet and then swallowing sheepishly.

“..... Maybe?”

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Reblog if your muse can speak more than one language.

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*quietly slurps*

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@campcampcounselordavid liked for a starter! 

It was Kankri’s day off from having to watch the kids at camp, so he had taken to finding a quiet spot under a tree to start reading through his language book. Studying when he could have been just relaxing.

He knew Gwen and Karkat would have no trouble with the kids. They were like two bad cops after all, and they wouldn’t let them get the better of them.

Part of him wondered what David did when it was his day off... But then again, if he had to deal with everything that poor man did, he’d probably go into hiding for the day.

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Starter Call

[[ since i’m doodling a kankri rn and im really feeling his muse atm, give this post a like if we’re mutuals and you’d like a random starter with kankri! ]]

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campcampcounselordavid:

“Hello, Kankri. I hope you’re having a delightful day!”

Ah, things appear to be brighter since the cousins joined the Camp Campbell family. The kids were still rebellious but the burden wasn’t as heavy with two more counselors to help. Even their small interactions such as this, had a way of putting a smile on his face.

“I am having a very good day, yes.” Kankri gave a nod, and even a small proud smile when he realized he hadn’t completely butchered his grammar.

“Can’t say same for Karkat though.” He gave another chuckle, finally freeing the other’s face from his hands, and deciding to set them down in his lap as he looked at him.

“Karkat bought guns for them to play.” Kankri said, only for his eyes to widen when he realized that didn’t sound to good.

“Water guns!! Water guns I mean.” He laughed.

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@campcampcounselordavid cont. from here

Kankri hadn’t expected David of all people to be the one to find him crying first.

Usually if Kankri was missing for more than a few minutes, Karkat would go looking for him.

Then again.... Karkat had his hands busy with the kids, making sure no one drowned during today’s swimming activity.

Kankri gave a little sniffle as he looked at David from his spot in the floor of the counselor's cabin, hair an absolute mess and falling in his eyes, and his phone still in his hand as he let out a shaky breath.

“H-he... H-he left me.”

That was all he managed to choke out before he felt his stomach knot up and tears burn at his eyes again, causing him to quickly hide his face in his knees once again and let out a shaky sob.