vampyr0

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me, my camcorder, and my cargo shorts against the world

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people aren't chronically online like they used to be in 2020-2022. bring back liking danganronpa, bring back waiting for ticci tobi to kidnap you, AND BRING BACK BO BURNHAM'S INSIDE!!

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the masculine urge to become a film major, befriend an emo twink working on a crappy student film, and disappear completely after everyone involved in said student film fucking dies

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i want him (a psychopathic killer) fr

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he (slenderman) want me (short and fat emo with a digital camera and a death wish) fr

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spring is so cool, like am i coughing because of the pollen or has slenderman finally got to me?

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oh no... i seem to have dropped my camera in the middle of the woods so now i have to bend down and pick it up... i sure do hope that a BIG SCARY ENTITY doesnt come up behind me and FU-

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i want to go on an unsuspecting walk in the woods with a new camera only to have accidentally filmed an eldritch horror and not realize it until said horror has followed me home and attached itself to my life forever

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i wear cargo shorts and band tees like its the summer of 2009 and i think thats very sexy of me

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i want nothing more than to be a quirked up white boy in 2009 with a camcorder and a hot mentally ill friend to help me chase slenderman around in the woods

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i get back into my slenderman webseries/creepypasta phase every other month, i am convinced that there is no hope for recovery at this point

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this is from a few weeks ago but look at her. beautiful :D

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more mushrooms :D

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so I found this mushroom in the woods the other day-