#slenderblog

[sleepy-slenderman]

omg pie……

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[canadian-slenderman]

who put this up bruh 💀

[freedom-slenderman]

HELLO MY FELLOW SLEMERICANS. AS WE ALL KNOW THE ELECTIONS FOR THE SLESIDENT ARE COMING UP, AND I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME, FREEDOM SLENDERMAN, SO THAT I CAN BRING FREEDOM BACK FOR GOOD

[slender-dolly]

Oh dear. I think I'm lost again... *Sunny is walking around nearby, not quite visible*

Hm? Oh! A new voice for the forest! Hello, new voice!

[reverse-slenderman]

I WILL SUFFER IF IT MEANS OTHERS CAN LIVE. BRING IT, LAB RAT.

I believe we must discuss this "Katz" experiment urgently.

Refusal of such will result in slow and painful torture.

@slenderrat

...I still don't like you, mouse.

[spaghettigod69]

I think capitalist slenderman and communist slenderman should kiss

[slender-statiatician]

I have discovered an unfinished poll series, and there is little I like more than an incomplete data set.

Please let me know if you wish to be included in my remake of the "best slenderblog tournament". You have one week to volunteer for this data collection opportunity.

[pastel-slenderman]

I swear to any deity that'll listen, I am going to infect the next slender I see.

[evil-selfcare-slenderman]

... Heard you got turned into a dog.

...

Pfft, you even have a tail? Okay, that's hilarious. That Anon was right, maybe I can mess with you.

× @malware-learningfrenchslender

huh?

oh, you.

*her ears go back slightly and her tail falls*

what do you want...?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Sup, Obs. I'm back. Uh, I wasn't able to stop LF, so... That isn't good for me.

You seem... Different.

× @malware-learningfrenchslender

Oh! Hello there! You seem trustworthy :)

[scp-researcher-slenderman]

Do you even slend bro

Do you mean physically?

If so, I do not, in fact, resemble Slenderman.

If you mean slend as a verb... elaborate please?

[surveillance-slenderman]

*Idiot gets teleported in, holding an Apple Macintosh (old computer)*

... So, this is the place, huh? Where's the technical slender the Anon was talking about?

×@malware-learningfrenchslender

*it clears its throat and looms closer to see better detail through the screen, on it, showing a rather tired expression.*

Hm? Oh. Good evening. I see you've brought me food. Very good.

[canadian-slenderman]

i am going on my villain arc.

[neur0logist]

HEY! SLENDERVERSE FAN! STOP SCROLLING! YES IM TALKING TO YOU!

WATCH THIS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO! >:D

if you are interested in the series Damian’s tumblr is @r4b1d-r4bb1t !

[nerdyganiii]

I made an unfiction/arg tierlist!

Surprised I haven't posted this here sooner, but I recently created the newest version of a list im making compiling hundreds of series including 300+ series, all labeled! I'm not finished with it yet as I'm still watching more things to put on the list, but I've been really passionate about this project and I've met a lot of really cool people while doing so!

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

If you can change your height but usually stay at one height, please pick the usual height

I'm just curious here

(if you have multiple slenderblogs... Pick the average ig? I'm trying to gather height distribution info)