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#punch ALL THE NAZIS.
au agent whiskey from kingsman: the golden circle as told by charlie; highly selective and extremely slow reply; spoilers tagged '#kingsman spoilers /' AGGRESIVELY UNDER CONSTRUCTION bc i am a pie ce.....of g ar ab ge.......im we ak
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Albuquerque Journal, New Mexico, July 5, 1925
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@cutiecxbe bich i see u
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––––––––– * SMOOTHEST WHISKEY IN THE SOUTH.
( indie agent whiskey / established 7.21.17 )
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how well i have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. there is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm ――― AND IN THAT CHASM IS NO PLACE FOR ANY MAN. ( johnny cash. )
#me: no blogue an +5 shitposts#me: time to place Unreasonable Expectations on the dash 2 support my career as a starving artist on tumbly#sp.#tbh tho!!!!! i wasnt expecting this to turn out as nice as it did!!!!!
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#agent cummberbund reporting for duty
@snobkilled isnt that an actor
#when is sum1 gonna make a sexi sexi bendick kingsman oc!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 fangirl squ e al!!!!!#snobkilled#fjdslkafjsa anyways hi uhh ilu an ur blo g ue pls ignroe my garbage
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he grunts into the slim neck of his flask, precarious in hand as he holds it with a loose noose grip. old number seven for old number seven, he thinks, and it might amuse him if he weren’t really feeling it today. not the age. the age can go fuck itself sideways and him not give two shits. age doesn’t weigh down on him, hanging heavy from his shoulders...he takes a look at his flask and he mumbles, ‘ well i had some jack daniels an’ now i seem to have lost it. ’
it’s funny though, cause he says jack daniels, but he doesn’t mean old jack.
❝ IN TH’ STILLNESS of remembering what y’had & what y’lost –––– ❞
@usqbae / starter call.
“ dreams, fleetwood mac. ”
#agntwhisky#fingerguns#actually halfheartedly fingerguns and then cries into my coffee#anyways i tri 4 u but also im sad now
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The Adventures of Indiana Jones (TSR Inc. 1984)
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“punching nazis is wrong!!” you shout, wearing a captain america t-shirt and star wars sweatpants. “it solves nothing!” you cry as you begin to watch Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark. “hate breeds hate!” you hold your X-men and Hellboy action figures closer to you and sob into your embroidered Wonder Woman pillow
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also uhh u kno how men name their dicks cause
#i should be banned from that restaurant after having seen this movie bc im not gonna be able to keep my chill#shitpost.#why am i shitposting at 9:00 am its too damn early for this#tbd.#chugs bourbon
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random shit abt whiskey that has mostly probably just occured to me but i want to pass it off like i’ve been in Thought That Deep about it when in reality i’m in a fucking rick n’ morty shirt at starbucks sitting nect to this old dude with a sweet ass knit sweater atm
allergies. bad. ragweed’s a real goddamn sumbitch
born in silver city, new mexico and grew up with piano lessons and will play for the statesmen at a get together
will do some of his trick roping at said gatherings that he grew up learning from his will rogers roping kit
grew up on the family ranch in fort worth
raised with christian roots which he hearkens back to from time to time
he has a marketing degree
earned the nickname blackjack at a gathering after proving himself disturbingly good at his nicknamesake
deathly afraid of snakes like a good natured texan indiana jones until his father got him a pet snake to try and get him to deal with his phobia as there are uhhh a lot of snakes on their property and he actually ended up growing rather fond of them and he owns a copperhead snake named indiana
indiana jones is why he learned to use the whip
he uhhh totally saw wonder woman and went damn i wish my lasso had that there ability do y’know how goddamn USEFUL THAT WOULD BE but also he loved wonder woman and he probably reads wonder woman comics
initially grew up with any captain america comics he could get his hands on at the ten cent comic store in town
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stillcominback replied to your quote:
If our country’s not gonna do it then wtf do we have this secret organization for
au where we get a standalone statesmen film and it’s about americans who aren’t just racist assholes and that’s why its fiction bc it seems goddamn impossible rn
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We're like team Captain Planet
But like with cowboy hats and gnarly weapons
And taking zero shit
@stillcominback on statesmen conservation efforts which are totally and 100% a goddamn thing #savetheplanet
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Ever stop and think that anyone that takes this as personally as you do is doing it wrong?
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ok but as america fuck yeah as the statesmen are like consider if they actually had a disaster relief funding that they kept and went to help out as volunteers after hurricanes and shit and also had some stock in like conservationism because oh idk maybe they’re super into the revolutionary concept of TAKING CARE OF THE FUCKING PLANET
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