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Quotes with ✨️Natasha,Yelena and Y/n✨️

Y/n: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Natasha: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

Y/n: You have to teach Yelena how to drive.

Natasha: ...put the band-aid back on.

Natasha: So, what is Yelena to you?

Y/n: The reason I wake up every morning. Natasha: ...That’s adorable.

Yelena earlier that morning, barging into Y/n′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Natasha: Are they stupid?

Yelena: Yes, but they prefer to be called Y/n.

Yelena: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Natasha: I think you mean cards.

Y/n: She did not.

Yelena, pulling out knives: I did not.

Natasha: Where are you going?

Y/n: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Natasha: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Yelena, knowing full well that Natasha got Y/n an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Incorrect quotes with ✨️Billy, Feddy and y/n✨️

Y/n: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Billy: Y/n, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Y/n: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Freddy: ...It was a bug.

Y/n: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Billy: ...

Freddy: ...

Y/n: Stop looking at me like that!

Billy: How do you do that?

Y/n: I'm fearless.

Freddy: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Y/n: I'm mostly fearless.

Y/n: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Freddy: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Billy: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Y/n: *shoots it*

Y/n: We need to open this locked door. Freddy, give me your credit card.

Freddy: Here.

Y/n, pocketing it: Thanks. Billy, break down the door.

Billy: So when are we gonna tell them?

Freddy: Just give them a minute.

Y/n: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

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Incorrect quote with ✨️Freddy,Billy and Y/n✨️

Billy, Entering Freddy's room: Y/n did it again.

Freddy: Peace disturbance?

Billy: What no-

Freddy: Arson..?

Billy: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Freddy: uh....Attempted murder?

Billy: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Freddy: But who gets which pencil?

Y/n: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Billy gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

Y/n: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Billy: Bees?

Y/n: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Billy: Wait-

*Freddy approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Freddy: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Y/n: Okay.

*later*

Billy: Y/n! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Freddy, whispering: Deny everything.

Y/n, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Billy: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Freddy, rushing in: Billy! Y/n tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Y/n, when Billy walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.

Y/n: *accidentally smacks Freddy in the face with the baking sheet*

Billy: There's no way they like me back.

Freddy: Y/n would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Billy: Y/n would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

Billy: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Freddy is walking in this room.

Y/n: *wheeze*

Billy: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Y/n, blushing: Okay.

Freddy: It's fucking summer.

*Y/n sneezes*

Billy: Y/n, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Freddy sneezes*

Billy: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

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Incorrect quotes with ✨️Damian and Y/n✨️

Y/n, throwing their head into Damian's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Damian, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Y/n: Where have you been all day?

Damian: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

Damian: Y/n, I need some advice.

Y/n: You need advice from ME?

Damian: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

Damian: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Y/n: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Damian: They're not.

Y/n: Haha, very funny.

Damian: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Y/n: No... what happened?

Damian: ...Why would you fall for this again-

Damian: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Y/n: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Damian:

Y/n: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

Y/n: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Damian: That's great, Y/n. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Y/n: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Damian: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Y/n: Absolutely not.

Damian: Who hurt you?

Y/n: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Damian: ...Yes, actually.

*Y/n and Damian are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Y/n: oh my god, Damian, backwards!

Damian: Really, Y/n? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Damian: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Damian: Oh my god, you have Y/n.

Y/n: Are you reading fan fiction?

Damian, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Y/n: Oh, is it on AO3?

Damian: This is CNN.

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Incorrect batfamily quotes with ✨️Y/n✨️

Bruce : I CAN'T DO IT!

Jason, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Bruce : I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Damian: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Bruce :

Bruce : I appreciate it,

Bruce : BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Dick: Bruce -

Bruce : YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Tim: Bruce we gotta-

Bruce : YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Bruce : YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Bruce , motioning to Y/n: NOT FUCKING THIS!

Jason: Is it still visible? Where Bruce slapped me?

Tim: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Damian: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Y/n: A palm reader could tell Bruce's future by looking at your face.

Dick: The phrase 'talk to teh hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Jason: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

Bruce: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Tim and Y/n's convo?

Damian: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Jason: I'm in the washing machine.

Dick: I'm in the closet.

Damian: We accept you Dick <3

Dick: No I'm literally in the closet.

Damian: Love is love <3

*The batfamilys reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Bruce: I will not let you down.

Dick: Sounds fun.

Y/n: K.

Jason: No, I'm fucking not.

Damian: Do I have to be?

Tim: Please god, I am so tired.

Dick: The floor is lava!

Damian: *helps Y/n onto the counter*

Bruce: *kicks Jason off the sofa*

Tim: *lays on the floor*

Dick: ...Are you okay?

Tim: No.

*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Dick: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Bruce: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Y/n: *puts their earphones on at 100 volume*

Damian: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Jason: *is the reason they're crying*

Tim: *enjoys in silence*

Jason: *standing at the top of the stairs*What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?

Bruce: I accidentally fell down.

Damian: Y/N PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!

Tim: Bruce bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than he did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.

Dick: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Tim.

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Bruce, Tim, and Dick: *spinning a little and talking*

Jason, Y/n, and Damian: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Y/n: *dies*

Jason: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Bruce: Bullshit. One month.

Dick: Nah, half a month.

Damian, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Y/N JUST DIED!

Tim, scratching chin in thought: One week.

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Billy: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Y/n: This is a lie.

Y/n: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Y/n: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Billy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Y/n: Nope, there's 26.

Billy: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Y/n: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Billy: You'll get the D later ;).

Billy, throwing their head into Y/n's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Y/n, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Billy: I like your new pants!

Y/n: Thanks, they were 50 off!

Billy: I’d like them better if they were 100 off. *winks*

Y/n: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Billy: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Y/n: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Billy.

Y/n: I owe you one.

Billy: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Billy: I love you.

Y/n, not paying attention: What was that?

Billy: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Billy: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Y/n: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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incorrect quotes with ✨️Freddy, Billy and Y/n✨️

*Y/n is telling a story*

Freddy: Wow, Y/n, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Billy: Romance?

Freddy: I have a crush on them.

Billy: When Y/n was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."

Freddy: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Y/n: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Billy: 420?

Y/n: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Freddy: 69.

Y/n: Yeah it was 69.

Billy: Y/n, Freddy, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?

Y/n, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Freddy is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.

Freddy: I love you too :)

Y/n: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Y/n: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Freddy: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Billy: So did their neck.

Freddy: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.

Freddy: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Billy: Oh, please. We're not children. *Freddy leaves*

Billy, casually: ...Eat shit and die.

Y/n, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

Billy: Some people are like slinkies.

Freddy: What?

Billy: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Freddy:

Freddy: Please don't push Y/n down the stairs.

Billy, pushing Y/n down the stairs: Too late.

Y/n, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Billy: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Y/n: Ohhhh-

Freddy: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Freddy: It's locked.

You got a lock pick?

Billy: Yeah-

Y/n: *kicks in the door*

Y/n, reading the newspaper: Huh. Did you know Nickelodeon opened a hotel?

Billy: Yeah, I went there once. There was a dead squirrel in the pool and I made Freddy cry by telling him it was the real Sandy.

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Billy: So, Y/n is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Freddy: Why?

Billy: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Y/n, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Incorrect quotes with ✨Freddy, Billy and y/n✨

Freddy: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

Y/n: Ooh, yes please!

Billy, with his laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

Freddy: It's not a bug though...

Billy: ...

Y/n: ...

Billy: Well I still don't want to see.

Y/n, realizing: Please don't throw-

Freddy: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*.

Y/n: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Billy: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Billy: Would you like me to tutor you?

Freddy: That was smooth.

Billy: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Billy: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Y/n: I did?

Billy: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Y/n. *walking away*

Y/n:

Y/n: He's gone Freddy.

Freddy, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!

Freddy: Tell Billy off, Y/n! Assert yourself!

Y/n: That's my ice cream!

Freddy: Good! Now let him have it!!

Y/n, handing Billy the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

Y/n: *speaking Spanish*

Freddy: I know, I know.

Billy: You speak Spanish?

Freddy: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Y/n speaks.

Y/n: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Freddy a little bit.

Billy, holding Y/n's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Y/n: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Billy: My mistake.

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