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Oliver Riedel's Hip Skills

Oliver Riedel showing off some hip skills during Pussy in Reggio Emilia, 21.07.2024. Original video and GIF by me.

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Flake Lorenz

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paul: well, the right way is as follows: one person guts them. that's how we do it, one person guts the fish. the other takes care of the onions. that's usually me, right? i "onion" it. aljoscha: he's doing it too early though. paul: it's a huge piece. a fat thing. it has to cook through first. it'll get cut afterwards, y'know? aljoscha: i see. paul: it can boil along. you can't eat it anyways. aljoscha: i see, alright. paul: very easy. easy, but unfair. aljoscha: but the carrots, we can throw those in. paul: yeah, that's why. that's why i rinsed those beforehand. flüstern&schreien

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Flake Lorenz

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*edit: if you use a wheelchair and could easily roll to another country, please choose option 2!

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The fact that some people STILL believe that Till Lindemann drugged and SAed women despite the case literally being dropped because of the lack of tesimonies by victims (by "lack" I mean there wasn't a single victim, not a single woman stepped forward) just proves that some of you idiots will see big scary german man and immediatly think rapist. It's disgusting.

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i have so many questions.

also, who the fuck stole schneider's spinach?

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Okay, but if Richard was a woman.... god damn Mrs. Kruspe!! Just imagine her milf energy and her stunning body aaaaaaaaa I just want her to call me sweetheart and to hug me really tight so that I can lay my head on her breas- ahaaa :D

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Agreed, Frau Kruspe really definitely would be something 😌

I imagine her as being a feisty lady, knowing what she wants and getting it, but in a charming and foxy way. Maybe she would be super warm-hearted, calling everyone around her "sweetheart", "darling" and "honey" and would be THE person to go to when you're down and need some consolation and a bone-crushing hug.

But don't think of her as some shallow woman, Frau Kruspe would give out rather straightforward but really helpful advice (you most likely didn't ask for this, but she's giving it out anyway because she knows what's best) and inevitably would have a lot of opinions about everything you tell her (be it your new dress, relationship problems or just what you'll have for dinner).

And she would probably be a little vain (as she should with her stunning looks), spending a lot of time in front of her huge (!) closet and vanity mirror, dress her body in the newest fashion or most flattering dresses, because this woman damn well knows her charms and how to use them on others 😌

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Reblog if you love Rammstein

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lisbon punk underground

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