if you didn’t watch the fillers and didn’t see the episode where naruto and shino fill in for a guy who isn’t allowed to laugh at a funeral and a guy splits his pants and bares his big ole shiny ass for the world to see you didn’t experience naruto the way masashi kishimoto intended
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This scene was intended as comic relief, but it broke my heart all over. Naruto was very frugal with his allowance (which Jiraiya took and “gave” Naruto from the poor kid’s froggy wallet that scum), and when he had a little bit of money left he decided to buy an adult sized ikayaki for Jiraiya... only to find out the fucking sleeze took absolutel advantage of the situation.
I couldn’t laugh at all bc Naruto was so starved for parental affection, and this was the first time someone took him on a trip, and he really wanted to have a parental bond with Jiraiya, and this stupid excuse of a mentor is what he got. Poor baby he deserved so much better!
Beat his ass, bb
(the 3 Shinobi taboos)
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yamato: iruka there’s a special going on at ichiraku if u-
naruto: We Already Ate
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walking the princess down the aisle~. headcannons for Temari’s wedding day. I think people forget that, like Tsunade, as the daughter of a Kazekage Temari is a princess! I dont think Kankuro is the hold-it-together type and Gaara just doesnt want to mess up or do something he’s not supposed to
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no but i don’t get how pro enders don’t feel like the boruto movie totally shat on their precious otp? like
sasuke and naruto smiling at each other
sasuke seeing naruto in their his son
sasuke speaking fondly of naruto
more smiling
sasuke catching naruto
sasuke having his hand on naruto’s back
those two finally fighting side by side again
naruto catching sasuke’s kusanagi and fighting with it like he’s done thousand of times before
naruto catching sasuke
boruto thinking his two dads naruto and sasuke are super gay awesome
the two proud dads naruto and sasuke looking up smiling to their son boruto
god just look how fucking happy they are around each other, and sasusaku and naruhina are supposed to be canon? yeah right keep telling yourself that
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What she says: I’m fine.
What she means: Not giving Sakura the wood release was such a wasted opportunity, both narratively and thematically. All of Sakura’s primary motifs are based off of plants, her main teacher is Hashirama’s only living descendant, and her teammates already emulate the two other people involved in the Battle of the End (Mito and Naruto are both Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi, and Sasuke and Madara both possess the Mangekyou Sharingan). Her inclusion in the second Battle of the End would strengthen the plot by introducing rule of three to create a more complex narrative than just two souls pitting against each other, and carry the theme of generational parallels further than Team 7’s apprenticeships with the Sannin.
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I think any Naruto and/or yaoi fan needs to appreciate this beautiful moment from the live Naruto Nippon Event with Junko Takeuchi (Naruto), Inoue Kazuhiko (Kakashi) and Noriaki Sugiyama (Sasuke). The fangirl screams say it all. :3
Naruto: Anyway, for today, let’s introduce the first postcard. Acadamy Student from Kyoto, Wantanmaru-san, thanks for the mail!
Sasuke & Kakashi: Thanks for the mail!
Naruto: “It seems this year’s buzzword has been “Chou kimochi ii” (it feels so good). I wonder what this would sound like if all the characters say this. Please try it!” Ah, well. We’ll have to do it. Okay! Naruto first.
Sasuke: Okay.
Naruto: I’m doing it as Naruto. Phew. Here I go… CHOU! KIMOCHI II!
Kakashi: That was so Naruto-ish!
Naruto: Did I sound like him?
Kakashi: You did! You sounded exactly like him!
Sasuke: “Sounded like him”?
Naruto: Next, then! You gonna do it, Sugiyama-kun?
Sasuke: Okay! Oh, do I just say it?
Naruto: Yep.
Sasuke: Chou kimochi ii.
Naruto: That sounded so dirty! It’s still morning!
Kakashi: It’s like a bad comedy show.
Sasuke: Well, it’s only dirty if you think of it that way!
Naruto: True…
Sasuke: Like, maybe he’s having a foot massage! Or a shoulder massage.
Naruto: That just makes it sound even dirtier! Don’t worry, though. It’s just a radio show, not an official line. Now, finally, Kazuhiko-san.
Kakashi: As Kakashi? Chou… Kimochi ii…
Naruto: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Sasuke: Didn’t his sound dirtier than mine?!
Naruto: Was that Kakashi-sensei just now?
Kakashi: That was me— I mean, that was Kakashi, yeah!
Sasuke: You said “me”!
Naruto: See? SEE?!
Kakashi: Kakashi?
Naruto: Kakashi, one more time, please.
Kakashi: Chou kimochi ii ze.
Naruto: Oh, yeah! That sounded so much like him!
Sasuke: “Sounded like…?”
Kakashi: I did! Great. I haven’t been voicing him much lately.
Sasuke: Don’t say that.
Naruto: Anyways! The buzzword for this year.
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Iruka is the freaking hero of this series. If it weren't for him god knows how shitty Naruto might've ended up
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