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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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Hey sinners

Y’all deserve to know which layer of Hell you’re going to

Take the Dante’s Inferno test here and tag your results so we can find out who sins the hardest

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Natural Eye Color Chart

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Only CATHOLICS can reblog this post!

PROTESTANTS/CALVINISTS/ORTHODOX DO NOT INTERACT!!!

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lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

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why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

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Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

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My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

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“it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

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man, no matter how good or bad the movie ends up being, the editor of this trailer deserves an award

I’ve seen it twice now in theaters, and the rhythmic and narrative coherence of the whole thing PUMPS ME UP 

(especially in contrast to the fucking mess of the Transformers trailer that inevitably followed both times, and consisted solely of loud french horn honks and crashes interspersed occasionally with meaningless overwrought dialogue delivered with zero conviction)

in any case, I’m going to now forever associate that Kanye song with Charlize Theron pummeling a man with a freezer door, and I have no complaints about that

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Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

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I survived an abusive relationship. At this point I have talked to and worked with hundreds of people in abusive relationships.

Guess what? telling us to leave never works.

ever.

I could write a post about ways to help people leave.

I’ll probably do that one day.

but don’t be that person in the mean time.

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Reblog to make a white gay big mad

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if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao