twerking-in-the-rain

[twerking-in-the-rain]

I usually fucking loathe anyone who references 1984 on social media but I do feel like actually Microsoft deciding to underline every use of an intensifier as an error is some Newspeak bullshit. no you can't replace "very nervous" with "nervous" to make a sentence "more concise" actually, because the word "very" has an actual fuckdamn meaning that I am deliberately conveying, you soulless corporate horseshit shovelling cartoon paperclip ass motherfucker

[twerking-in-the-rain]

Baby Strahd with his mother: a scene from the Tome

[twerking-in-the-rain]

[twerking-in-the-rain]

since when do vampires play baseball?

[twerking-in-the-rain]

⚰️ VAMPIRE BURIALS, MASCHALISMOS, & OTHER APOTROPAIC BURIAL RITUALS 🪦

a morbid little collection of 25 historically certified ways of preventing the dead from rising as vampires, draugr, ghosts, or other undead beasties.

poster & 1 - 10 • 11 - 25 • zine & poster

[twerking-in-the-rain]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[twerking-in-the-rain]

deathly choir

[twerking-in-the-rain]

I think one of the most vital parts of any curse of Strahd campaign is that when you're establishing the dynamic between your Strahd and Rahadin they both have to be at least a little weird about it

[twerking-in-the-rain]

Love how Victor Vallakovich remains instantly recognizable in every fanart despite not even having a portrait in the book. Every single one of us read about him locking himself in the attic and his shitty father and unethical magical experiments and skeletal cats and instantly went "ah yes I know that guy" and then we as a community collectively visualized him looking like That

[twerking-in-the-rain]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[twerking-in-the-rain]

has anyone else noticed how having romantic feelings for someone is not the most dignified experience ever

[twerking-in-the-rain]

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[twerking-in-the-rain]

god I just love Rahadin so much

I mean he's got a constant miasma of human screams in his vicinity and he's just completely fucking chill about it like it's his lo-fi beats to study to

imagine anyone else in the castle trying to talk to him about anything and just having to politely pretend they aren't hearing constant wails of agony in their minds while they do it

[twerking-in-the-rain]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[twerking-in-the-rain]

[twerking-in-the-rain]

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

[twerking-in-the-rain]

Look at your partner as if they were a regular person, if you wouldn’t want to become them, then you probably shouldn’t be with them.

A healthy relationship inspires you to become a better version of yourself. If you wouldn’t want to emulate or admire aspects of your partner, it indicates misalignment.

Beyond attraction or love, their habits, mindset & integrity should be qualities you respect & value.

Their lifestyle, choices, character should also align with the kind of person you aspire to be.

Our best teacher & biggest growth as individuals comes from the relationships we invest in. Choose partners who inspire & complement your growth, goals & fulfillment.