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….yall i got in a car crash trying to turn left out of a parking lot three weeks ago and this is like my first time back on this site besides to very quickly make a post i dreamed about and not to scroll and this is the first fucking thing i see

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yknow how there are those videos that are like “how different types of [stereotype] [do mundane thing]” well i just had a thought that there should be one like “how different types of mental illnesses stub their toe” bcus i have ocd and thought that the ocd one would stub their toe and then immediately stub the other one with the sheer force of a god and i’m not entirely sure where this came from

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you told me you never check your texts

So why is it you respond to me in minutes?

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“I’m bi”

Bilingual? Bisexual? Bipartisan? Bigender? Girl clarify i can’t do this

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awww i love it

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970

Features:

9 human skin tones

Facial scars

Vitiligo

Body scars, including mastectomy

Tattoos

Inclusive hairstyles

Facial hair

Face masks

Eyepatches

Head coverings

Hearing aid

Horns

Cross and star of David necklaces

Cane

Flags:

Progress, rainbow, gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, omnisexual, sapphic, achillean, asexual, aromantic, aroace, demisexual, demiromantic, polyamorous (original and new)

Transgender, nonbinary, intersex, two spirit, genderqueer, genderfluid, demigirl, demiboy, bigender (old and new), pangender, agender, neutrois, demigender, genderflux, xenogender

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Tlc as phrases me and my friends said Thorne, about Winter: Oh great! You're here. CAN YOU HELP ME INTERROGATE HER Cress: I am the new Sherlock Holmes Cinder: ah. delicious water. Peony: *runs* WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE Iko: MATH HAS A PROGRAMMING ERROR Winter: *waves at the moon* HI Jacin: I'll beat you on the head with this water jug I swear Scarlet: i wanna be where no ppl are Wolf: look cherry tomatoes Kai: Are you ok Cinder: no Iko: BLACKPINK is my gasoline Winter: I can't live without milk

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first day of band camp this year got me feeling like one of these ran me over

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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

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an accidental poem was written in this post for the haiku bot

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ok it took three whole seconds (93 days) but i have done it

the weirdest BMC thought i had three seconds (93 days) ago

@thesquirrelqueer i am so sorry it has taken me so long

i did not mean to leave you on such a terrible cliffhanger

i just the weirdest bmc thought give me a sec to draw it

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no one made me do this so i forgot

give me one more second i swear

i just the weirdest bmc thought give me a sec to draw it

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i just the weirdest bmc thought give me a sec to draw it

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trojan horse

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ok ready?

try Ordinary Days

ok you’re welcome please do it

im realizing that i havent listened to any new musicals in like a year and a half

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AITA

ok here’s the situation

i have this friend, we’ll call her k. i love her dearly and i’ve known her since 4th grade. we’re not super close, but we are good friends. in fourth and fifth grade, she was wonderful, but she occasionally had this problem where one tiny thing would inconvenience her and she would lose her mind on our friend group. i’m talking screaming, flipping out, “youre all horrible people” type of losing her mind all because of one tiny thing that none of us caused. she would also never apologize.

ok so i didn’t really talk to her much in middle school, partially because of this. this year (we’re in high school) we’ve reconnected. it’s been great, she’s wonderful, no problems. so today, we’re having lunch and she’s trying to find another friend and is getting a little frustrated. a friend of ours (we’ll call her v) makes a light hearted joke, one that there is no way to take offensively, and she loses her mind. screaming, swearing, losing her mind on v. (this is on the front lawn of our school in front of a lot of other kids) so she leaves and we’re all like ok, what the actual fuck. so she’s not really talking much, but after the class after lunch she’s walking with me and another friend from our lunch group. says nothing, doesn’t mention it. she doesn’t say anything about it again, to me, anyone else at lunch, or v. she didn’t apologize and is acting like it didn’t happen.

Am i overreacting, or does she owe the lunch group and v an apology?

Wrap up- friend threw a massive fit and is ignoring it.

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omnisexuals may we all manage to make it another year with committing a federal crime

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

Lesbians, may you have interest-free financing on Subarus.

Gays, may you have perpetual brunch.

Bisexuals, may you have a lifetime free from threesome jokes.

Transgenders, may you have clothing that fits precisely how you want it to.

Questionings, may you only have to make up your mind when/if you want to.

Queers, may you never have to conform.

Intersex, may you have medical professionals who know what the fuck they’re talking about.

Asexuals, may invitations to “Netflix and Chill” always be literal.

+s, may you be free from all negativity.

Love you guys. Every day of the year.