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depression tip for people with longer hair –

i'm not sure if this is even a thing outside of Germany but birch hair water has saved my ass more than once now.

DO NOT overuse this because it can dry out your scalp but since I started applying it after I wash my hair I can go a bit longer with not washing it without it looking too horrible. I will also sometimes (again, don't overdo this) use it when I would technically have to wash my hair and need to look more presentable because I don't like dry shampoo.

Obviously, this does not replace washing your hair but it's a low effort step that can make life a little easier.

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GERTRUDE AND GERRY???

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i just finished atla s1 ep 4 and no one can tell me sokka is not a trans girl in denial

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i approve. no need to be humble when you're right.

I can't explain it but I'm right

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i'm sleeping with more books than bitches

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i need someone to write an it × tma crossover. pennywise would simply combust.

jon? bullies people since s1.

melanie? anger issues.

georgie? incapable of fear.

martin? would do anything for his friends.

tim? could see him flirting with it.

daisy? would probably find a way to just straight up murder pennywise.

and more, obviously.

(honorable exchange:

my partner: elias would piss himself

me: but in a kinky way)

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i'm so normal about izzy whimpering while breaking down. so normal

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Reading Dracula nowadays is less horror and more comedy. Like Jonathan my dude, are you an idiot?

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my partner has been reading a batman x superman fic to me. some half asleep gems from me include:

them: *reads out a section that calls bruce "the playboy"

me: i find it funny that they call him a playboy

them: well bruce wayne has a playboy persona

me: nah i'd call him a bitch whore (positively)

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the reason no one notices clark kent and superman are the same person is that he gets facial surgery every time.

*a bit later* Actually, that takes too much time. His face is actually rubber so he can change his nose and jaw

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how does clark think that bruce is out of his laugue when they've been on like three dates already??

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"i headcanon superman as a twink"

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anytime ao3 is down i die a little death

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eat the rich and steal their streaming services

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i went to the grocery store to buy yogurt, remembered it until like five seconds before i was at the dairy section, left with multiple groceries except for yogurt. Then I went home and proceeded to discover i somehow forgot the existence of an entire watermelon that was already starting to grow mold.🤡

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watching gotham s1 ep8 rn. is this just the finance bro version of hunger games??

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oswald: *sees an old man* that's my new sugar daddy right there

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edward is the most autistic person to ever autism

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Elina and Dandelion are definetly gay

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not laverna being called "her evilness" by her minions 😭😂