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totallycorrectsonic · 7 months ago
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Tails: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Sonic: Okay, but in my defense, Knuckles bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Tails: That's not what I wanted to-
Tails: You drank SHAMPOO?!
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Can someone draw this I think it would be so funny lmao
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totallycorrectsonic · 8 months ago
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Shadow, helping Blaze break up with her bf (not Silver, teehee): I visited www.ladiesgoodhealthmag.com/sex-relationships/867599940/9432%20.htmi. Do you know that site?
Blaze: No.
Shadow: Well apparently, it's less painful if you acknowledge the dumpee's feelings.
Blaze: Ew.
Shadow: But don't worry, we'll practice. I'll be him. Go.
Blaze: I think we should break up.
Shadow: That makes me feel sad. I am sad.
Blaze: Your sadness is noted.
Shadow: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It will take me eight minutes to collect my things.
Blaze:
Shadow: I think that went well.
Blaze: Me too.
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