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I’m sorry!

I’m sorry!

I’m sorry that I yelled!

It wasn’t your fault that I almost got killed!

Maybe this will change your mind… HIT IT!

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Have you tried asking him?

hey guys, I'm at the basin of river Styx with a group of lost souls. I don't have any coins on me though. do u think Charon accepts venmo

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Ok but how was he holding it?

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This Luigi would also get caught because he flirted with someone at a starbucks or whatever the car equivalent is

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Canon

Lightning to Cal: HAH got your nose! Bobby: yeah good one, Lightning- Cal: HE GOT MY NOSE

realization

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I had something along the same lines happen to me. When I was about three or four years old, my mom had bought this growth chart with a bunch of cartoon animals on it. One of the animals was a cardinal, a bird I had never seen before. I asked if it was real, and my mom told me that no, that bird is fake, thinking I was talking about the cartoon bird. I spent an embarrassingly long time wondering why there were pictures of cardinals everywhere if they weren’t a real bird. I assumed they had been made up for Christmas or something.

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

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This is the money car. Reblog in 95 seconds to have the utmost amount of money and fortune come your way.

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Dusty: What a nice tree here. If it burns down I might just disappear into the forest and never come back.

Blade: You’re gonna put the fire out first, right?

Dusty: …

Blade: I don’t think you’re cut out for this job.

Meanwhile there’s sad music playing in the background

Had a dream last night that Blade fired Dusty because he kept finding all these beautiful nature spots and Blade wasn’t sure he would be able to handle it if everything got burned to the ground. Blade was really sad the whole time and I think Dusty was in denial a little.

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Had a dream last night that Blade fired Dusty because he kept finding all these beautiful nature spots and Blade wasn’t sure he would be able to handle it if everything got burned to the ground. Blade was really sad the whole time and I think Dusty was in denial a little.

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Tex Dinoco

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Reblog to bring corner spiders back

settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

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Fanart of @mittch22 's fanfic Sneak Thief At Piston Peak. I just couldn't get this image out of my mind, and now it's here for y'all to see. Also go read their works! they're pretty awesome.

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Where’s the vanilla extract op

Whatever the result is, I will attempt to recreate it as a drawing!

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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This reminded me of the time my mom had a Geo Metro and me and my brothers all lovingly called it “the roadrunner” because the horn had the best *meep meep* sound when you honked. It was the cutest thing and I miss that car so much now.

I recently discovered that the 90s American car company, Geo, are just rebadged JDM cars from Suzuki and Izuzu, and now I cant stop thinking about them.

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>First, we’ve discovered that about a quarter of all the internet connection in or out of the house were ad related. In a few hours, that’s about 10,000 out of 40,000 processed.

>We also discovered that every link on Twitter was blocked. This was solved by whitelisting the https://t.co domain.

>Once out browsing the Web, everything is loading pretty much instantly. It turns out most of that Page Loading malarkey we’ve been accustomed to is related to sites running auctions to sell Ad space to show you before the page loads. All gone now.

>We then found that the Samsung TV (which I really like) is very fond of yapping all about itself to Samsung HQ. All stopped now. No sign of any breakages in its function, so I’m happy enough with that.

>The primary source of distress came from the habitual Lemmings player in the house, who found they could no longer watch ads to build up their in-app gold. A workaround is being considered for this.

>The next ambition is to advance the Ad blocking so that it seamlessly removed YouTube Ads. This is the subject of ongoing research, and tinkering continues. All in all, a very successful experiment.

>Certainly this exceeds my equivalent childhood project of disassembling and assembling our rotary dial telephone. A project whose only utility was finding out how to make the phone ring when nobody was calling.

>Update: All4 on the telly appears not to have any ads any more. Goodbye Arnold Clarke!

>Lemmings problem now solved.

>Can confirm, after small tests, that RTÉ Player ads are now gone and the player on the phone is now just delivering swift, ad free streams at first click.

>Some queries along the lines of “Are you not stealing the internet?” Firstly, this is my network, so I may set it up as I please (or, you know, my son can do it and I can give him a stupid thumbs up in response). But there is a wider question, based on the ads=internet model.

>I’m afraid I passed the You Wouldn’t Download A Car point back when I first installed ad-blocking plug-ins on a browser. But consider my chatty TV. Individual consumer choice is not the method of addressing pervasive commercial surveillance.

>Should I feel morally obliged not to mute the TV when the ads come on? No, this is a standing tension- a clash of interests. But I think my interest in my family not being under intrusive or covert surveillance at home is superior to the ad company’s wish to profile them.

>Aside: 24 hours of Pi Hole stats suggests that Samsung TVs are very chatty. 14,170 chats a day.

>YouTube blocking seems difficult, as the ads usually come from the same domain as the videos. Haven’t tried it, but all of the content can also be delivered from a no-cookies version of the YouTube domain, which doesn’t have the ads. I have asked my son to poke at that idea.