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This is literally the most adorable thing I’ve seen all day

that's me

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I just saw an ad for winter tires that started with “winter is closer than you think” and I’m just like I appreciate your enthusiasm but I’m Canadian and it’s been winter for the past three months. I put on my winter tires in June.

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I want his teeth so bad

various mcqueen warmups

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mothman was mentioned in cars 3?!

[tags via @kaderp-reblogs ]

Honestly it was a good little reminder to see that post again. Cringe middle aged man who growls, dances bad, when you say the world “moonshine” he looks Up (for the moon), has never heard of mothman… we have to remember that Lightning McQueen is an embarrassing individual.

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Things that racecars don't have:

(According to Lightning McQueen)

-headlights (because the track is always LIT) -rear view mirrors -a horn -friends -a phone -a crew chief -a pit crew -tires -a career

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Don’t be where the operator can’t see is my best guess

still haven’t figured out what this one means

yeah i have no clue

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Fire Thief

A Ranchers Animation AU

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🥹

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Reblogging because I almost choked on my mac and cheese

Mcqueen has blown up

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Read that as gif and was very confused when I first read it

what's the funniest lotr related gift you've ever received irl because mine was the time my brother, who is very good at making clothes, made me that slutty little grieving corset elrond wears in that one scene in RotK (the bit where arwen tells him about her choice, and yes i know what it says about me that THAT was what I took away from one of the most emotionally charged scenes in the entire trilogy) down to relatively period accurate hooks and bonework.

he was FOURTEEN at the time and did it for the sole reason that i would have to open it in front of my entire family and thus explain the concept of "elrond's slutty little grieving corset" to my poor grandparents (sorry again guys)

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TIP:

This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,

DON'T

get them a houseplant. DO NOT.

instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR

POT.

that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!

they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.

HOUSEPLANT:

- they already have so many

- needs to be watered

- takes up window space

- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money

- can die

AESTHETIC POT

- lets them care for an existing plant they own

- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home

- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant

- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere

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I’m sorry hwat

Original Cars Script Idea

Doc: Either you do community service or be a guest in our race

Lightning: Neither thanks

Doc: Or do you want to fucking die in the car crusher?

Lightning:

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He has my vote

attempting to Blaneypill one of my best friends, sent this to him and he said "oh shit I love this dude already"

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Half Goblin, half Hobbit.

Goblit.

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Hope you get well soon

aw man they went and turned me into an aesthetic text post border

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As someone who is also a fan of Generation Loss, this really threw me for a loop for a second

RGB gang SSX AU because why not

What the fuck is a piston cup they’re in the SSX world circuit now

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What if the Sheriff hated identity theft with a passion and would get really angry at even the mention of it.

What if one day every resident of Radiator Springs switched paint jobs for a day just to mess with him.