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Starting a new thing. It's called "uploading videos" 😲 Also reviewing the weird news of the week, which for the inaugural episode includes public nudity, vehicle fetishes, touch screen porn hacking and dandelion vaginas. Yep, I told you it was weird. by TomsBrainHurts

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Has advertising and sexuality gone too far? This is Eckhaus Latta, a genius (and awful, in my opinion) clothing brand that is using real couples having sex to promote its clothes. Most of these people aren't even wearing clothes. Artistic or attention-seeking? In today's commentary video, I take on this weird news and give my thoughts. But what are yours? Might become a YouTube news channel, but for commentaries on weird news. Why not? by TomsBrainHurts

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And the moral of the story is you can be whatever you want to be in life, even if what you want to be is a moron. by TomsBrainHurts

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Well done America. You have a bigot, but you might've just dodged a dangerous bullet.

Don't get this video wrong, I am in no way a Trump supporter. In fact, this video looks at exposing Trump on a psychological level as well as asking a few key questions:

Is Donald Trump better than Hillary Clinton? Will Donald Trump be a good president? Is Hillary Clinton incontinent?

Done with politics now. Hope you're all surviving.

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So people on Twitter were bugging me to do a kind of commentary thing. So I loaded up CS:GO, went easter egg hunting and spewed some toxic venom about myself and other people. You know, standard Sunday shit.

Here it is anyway. Wonder if people STILL want commentaries?

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You are Forklift Man! He can rapidly grow his limbs at his will. His amazing superpower must be put in good use among several challenges and puzzles.

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This past week, Alan Rickman died. Yet, somehow, it became all about meninism vs feminism. The world is full of idiots.

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I R SICK. PLS SEND HELP.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epnqNTGwtfs)

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New year, new resolutions! What are YOUR new year's resolutions? 

Also, that shared google doc I mentioned is here! Let's help each other do at least one of our goals :D https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B9Hg7LeDrjHu1gc5afFN9FEAP4g6-I1MkpRv3_euLdo/edit?usp=sharing 

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Christmas is good and all that, but I don’t like everything about it. In fact, here’s five things I really hate about the festive season!

Feliz Navidaddy.

https://youtu.be/Phkb4-bZw7U 

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Sorry guys, looks like Christmas is cancelled. :(

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I’m back baby. And happy! 

Videos resuming soon! :D

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Got that Sunday feeling (every day of my life).

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There must be no ‘man’ in romance. Men are confusingly rubbish, aren’t they?

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My first montage is up! Give it a watch, word is that it’s really good!

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Birdies is like if Flappy Bird and Surgeon Simulator had a really frustrating baby, which reached its terrible twos and became even more frustrating.

I'm hoping this is basically just a demo, because there's not a whole lot to it so far. But I hope that more is added eventually!

Play Birdies for yourself: http://gamejolt.com/games/birdies/84784

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TRIGGER WARNING: In case you didn't guess, this video *does* address (disturbingly visually) the subject and topic of suicide. Please don't watch if that will distress you.

Also ignore the ending, there is no part two. It's just supposed to signify that things like this keep happening, I guess. It's unplayable, either way. IT DOESN'T EXIST!

I originally stated that I hated this game, that it was controversy for the sake of controversy. I'll take that back to an extent. It is VERY artistically done and it has a lot of symbolic depth to be extracted. However, it would've hugely benefited from some sort of call-to-action (like a suicide support link, for example) at the end.

But no. Nothing. There's nothing but a disturbingly traumatising and triggering suicide. And why? 'Art'.