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I live with a girl with really small boobs.

We're not together. She's just my flat mate.

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@stvksn on ig

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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yknow évariste galois didnt die because of the duel. it's just what happens when you do too much algebra. im 6 homomorphisms away from fucking dying

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on usefulness. on becoming both the blade and the lamb

tumblr user @/divorcefemme // Anaïs Nin // tumblr user @/willowcrowned // Mitski, “I Don’t Smoke” // Lilith Kerr, "bite back" (from unloving the knife)

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Me after every conversation: Shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again.

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isn't she? isn't she?

(getting more desperate) she's there, right?

(winces) eurydice is RIGHT behind me, isn’t she?

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It also works for social activities too! You can cancel an event because you're "not feeling well", which is completely true, and most people won't ask the specifics of your disease.

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or

eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

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THIS IS A POST ABOUT FRENCH!!!!

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Folks someone just made the most amazing thing I've seen in ages

the eye pinning when they're excited???? sent me

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been drawing some terrible lizards as warm ups more recently. you can request your fav dino to be sketched by me for $15 here if you want.

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a meme that DEFINITELY needed improving. thank you all

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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Happy Birthday

Spinnerella (17th December)

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

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I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”

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Gorgeous paleoart by Rebecca Dart

So many more awesome pieces in her gallery! Check her out! https://www.instagram.com/rebecca_dart_art/?hl=en