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certified jizzie post
#jizzie#trafficblr#trafficshipping#i guess. they're married irl and Joel said he ships their snails in his episode. so i don't think it needs that tag. but just in case.
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Grian really saw It Follows and went "but what if snails?"
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Fearful of strangers. Wants to hide in a small space. Extra possessive of people to the point of paranoia whenever they leave him for even a moment. Tidying up the nest in a time when if would be very reasonable to simply let it be. Guys do you think Mumbo is in heat
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Worlds colliding
#what is happening#hermitblr#i post a lot about Tommyinnit for someone who doesn't go here#but like every time something about him comes across my dash it's the wildest fucking shit#and i end up googling it to make sure I'm not being goncharoved#and every single time it turns out to be real#idk anymore
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WHAT IS THIS HELP MEEE
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No but like. My favorite part of this is that some Jimmy fan rolled up to twitch con with a stack of Jimmy cards and started passing them out to every hermit they saw like SEASON 11 PROPAGANDA STARTS NOW, FELLAS and actually pulled it off.
(While talking about things fans gave them at twitch con)
Impulse: I think my favorite thing somebody gave to me is a card with Jimmy, Solidarity Gaming, so I could--
Joel: I got one of those as well.
Scar: I got one. I keep it in my wallet.
Impulse: --so I can have him next to me every night when I fall asleep since, you know, apparently I have a crush on him.
Tango: I was just going to bring that up. That is the weirdest thing. We all got Jimmy cards and we have like, a whole deck of them. It's very disturbing.
Scar: you have it in your wallet, right?
Tango: uh, yeah. Forever!
Skizz: yeah, they handed me a stack, like "can you hand these out?"
Jimmygirls (gn) having a normal one, I see.
#hermitblr#jimmy solidarity#also Joel IMMEDIATELY interrupting impulse to make sure everyone knows he got one too#because no one is allowed to bring up Jimmy without Joel making sure everyone knows he's Joel's 'babe'
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(While talking about things fans gave them at twitch con)
Impulse: I think my favorite thing somebody gave to me is a card with Jimmy, Solidarity Gaming, so I could--
Joel: I got one of those as well.
Scar: I got one. I keep it in my wallet.
Impulse: --so I can have him next to me every night when I fall asleep since, you know, apparently I have a crush on him.
Tango: I was just going to bring that up. That is the weirdest thing. We all got Jimmy cards and we have like, a whole deck of them. It's very disturbing.
Scar: you have it in your wallet, right?
Tango: uh, yeah. Forever!
Skizz: yeah, they handed me a stack, like "can you hand these out?"
Jimmygirls (gn) having a normal one, I see.
#hermitblr#jimmy solidarity#no but this is so funny to me#he really is their special little guy at this point#i did my best transcribing it#the audio is iffy and they're overlapping#and my autistic brain was struggling#but I'm pretty sure i got the bulk correct
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SKFJDK
some highlights from the comments as well:
and finally:
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Typically, a creator can get the video back up by editing down how much of the footage they used, but by then they've lost the bulk of the ad revenue, which sucks, and is a way for studios to bully creators. Reviews like he did ARE fair use, but because of the way YouTube's system is set up, it favors the studio by just yanking the ad revenue from the creator like that.
If it's not just an automated thing, but actually a person at WB/their lawyers has chosen to file the copyright claim, it's particularly weird, though. Out of everyone I've seen do a video like that, Mumbo's was the ONLY one who had anything nice to say about it. So if a human person saw Mumbo's video and chose to go after his, it's a very bizarre choice. You'd think they'd want to leave up one of the only positive takes out there.
i guess this is how warner trys to save faces instead of fixing their movie
#hermitblr#free Mumbo#look idk how to fix YouTube's copyright system. that is not my area of expertise. but we can all agree at least that it does NEED fixing.
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It makes me so emotional when Jimmy gets included in otherwise hermit-only events. Like Among Us today or him and Martyn being the only non-hermits at the charity event. I'm pretty sure he's even the non-hermit with the most time spent on the server, between the crossover, the charity stream, and the Decked Out stream day.
He's like an honorary hermit at this point and it makes me so happy.
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The new Bizly video and all the recent dsmp posting on my dash reminded me of my all time favorite Condi clip
[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:
Condifiction: Minecraft. A game where you're supposed to mine. And craft. But recently has been used for much more sinister purposes, like ROLEPLAY.
END TRANSCRIPT.]
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THE RATIO HERE IS CRAZY LMFAOOOOOO
#this was so funny on Jimmy's stream today#also he's just WRONG#although to be fair he's one of the best builders in the world and i can't make a starter base without a tutorial#so his opinion is definitely worth more than mine#but still#HE'S WRONG#and put some respect on your pink wife's name!!!
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so funny thinking about skizz and tango and impulse calling eachother by their igns instead of legal names irl like apparently they went to get dinner together last night and just the though of three dads calling each other by their minecraft names is just so fucking funny
#i will be honest#it would not surprise me if impulse and skizz don't even know tango's actual name#afaik it's not public#and i could absolutely see him introducing himself to them as tango and then nobody asked questions#he's just tango now#lol#hermitblr
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Oh shit-
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can’t stop laughing at my YouTube recommended
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Minecraft is adding new capes
You can get them by watching streams of select Minecraft streamers on TikTok and Twitch. The Twitch one is available on May 15-31, the Tiktok one is said to become available "starting May 18". You get the Twicth cape by watching 15 minutes or more of a stream that is eligible. The glitch masks is obtained by subbing (or gifting) to the streamer. You will be able to redeem them (if you got them) until June 18 for the TikTok one and June 30 for the Twitch ones.
These are only for Bedrock, but apparently will be available on Java on July 8th. Check your block guys on twitch to see if they have drops on (Seapeekay is streaming rn as of the time of writing this, and he has drops on!)
from what i understand, once you've fulfiled the requirements, you will get an email with a code that you have to redeem on the Minecraft website.
I can't say more on the TikTok one since 1) im not on TikTok and 2) it's not out yet. But I will update once I find anything (i also want it and will be making a throwaway acc on an emulator ^^;)
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what is it about joel smallishbeans that does this to people?
#his swagless looks and cringefail personality have captivated them etc etc#hermitblr#hermitshipping
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