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Loserboy on Loserboy violence???

Misadventures Smp is fun guys you should watch it.

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First episode in and we already have a

Scott/Oli/Cam/Jimmy/Seapeekay/Joel six-way make out session.

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NEW SERIES? with REN AND MARTYN? and it's a fantasy roleplay world???? AUUUUUUGHHHBGHN

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Jimmy: Oh, a bit of bunk bed action, is it?

Martyn: I'm top bunk!

Jimmy: I'm bottom!

Scott: We know.

Jimmy: No, I meant in--

Cam: We know you're a bottom, Jimmy.

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Scott dating Cam and having it as his big reveal is sosososososo funny BECAUSE JIMMY ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED IT WITH HIS STRAIGHTNESS

Like 75% of people knew because Jimmy, EVERYTIME he introduced Cam was like "this is Scott's friend Cam"

AND IT HAD ME DYING-

And at a some point SOMEONE must have told him "yo Jim you're making it too known" and then DURING A DECEMBER STREAM (I think) JIMMY WAS LIKE "oh and this is our friend Cam"

LIKE HE CHANGED IT UP AND IT'S SENDING ME-

Like I figured it out because of Jimmy (and a bit of Oli)

But if you knew how did you know? Vibes?

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Rendog will be like “Jev is losing his frickin mind! He’s talking to a fish head! We need to help him!”

Meanwhile he is spending his entire night constructing a canal boat in the image of False, naming it the “H.M.S. Symmetria”, and introducing it as such to everyone who comes aboard

You are ALSO going crazy in Exile, Ren 😭😭

Small doodles because I’m going nuts here

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people make fun of youtuber stans for being obsessed with some mediocre white man but to be fair i would rather people be obsessed with someone who looks like any dude you could find working at your local gas station than unattainable celebrity pin up models. theyre editing flower crowns onto men with acne and wardrobes consisting entirely of hoodies and board shorts and i fully support them. its good for the enviroment.

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Scar, walking a camel through Isk*ll’s base: dude, can we like, can we demo this shit over here?

Cub: uh Scar I’m streaming by the way

LMAO???

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An Objective Summary of Iskall85’s Video

I am making this summary of Iskall’s claims so that you do not have to watch his video and inadvertently support him. This is an OBJECTIVE summary containing only his points, and leaving my opinions out of it. I must state however that I do not support Iskall. I don’t feel like inserting any more of my opinions into this so as to not get attacked by either side.

TW: MENTIONS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, DEPRESSION, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, THREATS

All of the things henceforth stated are ALLEGED, and I, InsoucianceArt, do not necessarily believe or support them.

A Hermit was presented with the allegations and brought it to the other Hermits without Iskall’s knowledge.

The Hermits summoned Iskall for a hearing with a deadline of 1.5 hours (time zones considered).

Iskall had contacted the police and was advised to not comply with the Hermits’ demands. Iskall told the Hermits of this, but they told him that if he didn’t attend the hearing he would be publicly removed from Hermitcraft. 

Iskall resigned.

Iskall has no income, has received hate and threats, has seen no reason to continue living.

The investigation on the rumours and allegations is still ongoing. Iskall was advised not to speak in public, hence why he has only done so now.

Iskall goes through the typical explanation of cancel culture and why things can be blown out of proportion

One of the victims has done this (aka bringing claims of sexual harassment from a content creator) before.

Iskall states that Hermitcraft should have waited.

Iskall has increased the security of his private life.

Iskall compares cancel culture to witch hunts.

Nobody has the right to infringe upon Iskall’s private life.

Hermitcraft was biased when they posted the tweet and subsequently did not moderate the Reddit forum.

One of the Vault Hunters devs has been calling shots and claiming they have taken over the project, all without Iskall’s approval. However, Iskall claims ownership of Vault Hunters, as he owns the rights to it.

The developers have received due compensation for their work on VH. 

5 VH devs wrote a document that, according to Iskall’s solicitor, can be seen as extortion. It demands full ownership of VH, its assets, and its funds. Iskall did not sign this document and sees this as a huge betrayal. These devs are now no longer representing VH or part of Iskall’s team.

Iskall is going to continue work on VH. 

Another spat about cancel culture.

Iskall states the goal of all of this was to “delete him from the internet” and to wreck every opportunity he had/has. He states he will never go that low himself.

Iskall is waiting for the police to finish their investigation. 

Iskall thanks his remaining supporters and says to keep an eye out on his Twitch and YouTube, meaning he will probably return to content creation.

Then he explodes a pile of diorite for some reason idfk man

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THEYRE SO GOOD AT SINGING

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what's the tldr on the iskall situation? i can't find a full explanation (or even really half of one)

also stress??? sorry if you don't know any of the answers to this haha

at the moment, we know nothing other than that Iskall chose to resign when confronted with something, and, seemingly, Stress resigned in response. I am not accusing her of siding with something horrible, we know nothing on her situation. she could've done so out of distress.

source x

So far, and this is information I have gotten from other people, seemingly coming from each creator's discord, TangoFrag, ChosenArchitect, and Hrry have acknowledged it and have either quit or are taking a break from the Vault Hunters SMP.

This is what Doc had to say on it x

i caught the very tail end of Doc's stream and he honestly sounded emotional. I don't want to oversell it but shit clearly happened.

Other than Doc's vague response, several Hermits have retweeted the statement from Twitter.

Update:

Mumbo has clarified that it does not involve minors.

source x

Update Update:

False has clarified that Stressmonster has done nothing.

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My favorite thing about the trivia episode is when a player would get a question wrong, hear that little Oli "wawawawawa!" noise, and IMMEDIATELY start screaming about the snail being back. They were full on triggered just by the soundbyte. They Knew. And they were instantly terrified.

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is this anything

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Remember:

Somehow this worked

Jimmy outsmarted every other player and fan with this play.

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certified jizzie post

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Grian really saw It Follows and went "but what if snails?"