theoneandcody

[theoneandcody]

Im pretty sure God is pleading for me to choose kindness and think twice but he fails to consider that I cried upward ten thousand times for a scrap of mercy

So strike me down if he will but in the end he's only killing himself once again

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Im not even a girl i just have tits and a really nice ass in two pairs of jeans

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Ngl chat i did a wonky. I got a little um. Goofed. You could even say i sillied. Fooled, perchance. I have jested.

What an atrocity

[theoneandcody]

Drawing my dnd character >>>

His name is Clyde and this is his third life

Hes kinda in love with a ghost cowboy :)

[theoneandcody]

My night will consist of playlist making.... and animating/drawing my new fixation. My dnd oc and his npc hauntee

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I had a dream a new dndads ep came out called "the box" and i remember getting hyped. Thats all

[theoneandcody]

Hard to grow up when there's a new man in the house every two weeks.

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Yk if I just never finish s2 I can be happy forever with a totally canon and happy and forever fine and healthy oakworthy right. Right. Ri

Hermie was Normals first love, but also his first lost. Hermie shaped normals view of romantic love, he will never think about love or dates or relationships without thinking about Hermie, consciously or not.

[theoneandcody]

Babe wdym i cant make every inconvenience i cross a form of symbolism and idealic poetry

Wym i cant rationalize my shortcomings but claiming to be some hurt medusa who cant leave the temple yet because shes still shaky

?? No i didnt long to be in a river today obviously thats silly i dont wanna be a fish and escape human struggles

Crazy talk

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You dont understand, I didnt see the added image at first and was so confused and distraught when I couldn't get soup. I tapped like four times before I sighed and scrolled, revealing that Id been fooled.

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Idk why people are surprised when I first thought I was transmasc

I listen to radiohead and have the navy bedsheets? My bed has no pillows and I use 2in1 shampoo for fun

Everytime my hair starts looking good I cut it off and oftentimes I am hit with the urge to Construct shelves and furniture

What about me says 100% woman 😭 My room fan never turns off and I will wear those shorts in the winter/jeans to the beach, I am your average run of the mill garden variety stereotypical biwife energy man

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Shoutout to the string-cheese stick I lost in my room three years ago, man was a G he thugged it out so hard and won that game of hide and seek

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HAHAHAHHA YES

never thought i'd see someone write this yet here we are

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This is the first time in my life that a sunburn has healed and peeled on me and im kind of escxi

Ecstatic about it because i feel like a snake like I'm unwrapping my skin for MORE, NEWER, NICER skin like how great is that

And then I'll get to vacuum it all up later and I live vacuuming so double win??

[theoneandcody]

"Tch, I'm not neurodivergent."

(Races my dog up the stairs and tricks him by running back down when he gets ahead of me, ditches my slippers, drops my phone while yelling and trying to win the race that I'm convinced he's aware of)

(Wins by juking him out and exclaims in victory)

(Sighs and walk away satisfied)

"I'm just cool like that."

[theoneandcody]

Someone called me insolent today and idk why but I refuse to look up the definition because I'd rather ignore context clues (stubborn, naive maybe??) and believe that I have been compared to the lining in buildings that keep them warm. Idk what that is either but it sounds similar I think.

I looked it up its insulation, and I'm just going to take THAT half of the information and believe that I was called protective and warm instead

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Dndads s2 spoiler ? Ep9

I restarted to s2 and can we talk about how lincoln just swapped placed with taylors dad SOLELY so they could meet? Like Linc loves his dads so strongly he must have been thinking "I'm the reason we got here, so I should be the reason i get him out," and I'm just

God 😭 I live them all so much