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Babe got me best book and now I'm reading it and have never laughed out loud so hard since I read Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda. • • #books #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #booknook #booknerd #bookblog #bookblogger #booksmakemehappy #ilovebooks #iamareader #bookreader #bookreviews #iamabookdragonnotabookworm #bookdragon #bookworld #bookworm #whatifitsus #adamsilvera #beckyalbertalli #simonvsthehomosapiensagenda #morehappythannot #historyisallyouleftme #theybothdieattheend #theupsideofunrequited https://www.instagram.com/p/BrCDXZmH-nX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6eh3pjeolm5y

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Just finished my reread of Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor! I'm gonna start Days of Blood and Starlight and realized I had forgotten some things so it was due for a reread! This book is so good- I understand it's not everyone's cup of tea, but I love it. • Have you read this book or anything by Laini Taylor? What'd you think? • • #books #bookstagram #booksofinstagram #bookblog #bookblogger #booknook #booknerd #bookworm #bookdragon #iamabookdragonnotabookworm #bookworld #ilovebooks #booklover #iamareader #fantasybooks #daughterofsmokeandbone #lainitaylor #lainitaylorbooks #chimaera #angels https://www.instagram.com/p/BqnVLDPn-Bt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19pmu815g3kzh

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First Came Forever Book Review

First Came Forever Book Review

Hey, guys!  I just started college and haven’t had a lot of time to post much but I’m in between classes now and wanted to make a post today.  I’ve been meaning to make this post for a bit but haven’t had the time.  Anyway, I wanted to share my review of First Came Forever by Annie Woods, which I received a review copy of from the author.  This will be spoiler-free so don’t worry if you haven’t…

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Shadow and Bone Book Review

Shadow and Bone Book Review

Hey, guys!  I’m glad I’ve been reading more, it means more posts for you all!  One of the reasons I don’t post very much anymore is mostly due to not reading as much.  I don’t want to be one of those people who makes random posts all the time if it’s not something I want to do.  I don’t feel like posting if my heart’s not in it.  I’ve noticed a lot of Booktubers who will make a bunch of videos…

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Heir of Fire Book Review

Check out my review of Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas!

Hey, guys!  How are you all?  I’ve finally gotten back into reading more and while I sadly failed Booktubeathon this year again, I did manage to get big chunks finished of each book.  Today I have for you a review of Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas, the third book in the Throne of Glass series.  I finished this the week before Booktubeathon started and had been reading it for about a month because…

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I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

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Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism.” They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

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Mark Hamill going to comic con dressed as a Darth Trump

iconic

Just iconic

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no surfers were harmed during the making of this comic 

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The Gift, 5.22

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watch and memorize

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“It’s interesting because he does care, sometimes too much. I believe he likes to think he doesn’t, but there are moments when he lets his guard down, and you can see how affected he is by a few simple words” –Tom Hiddleston

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Omg this is still like my favorite album to this day and yes I still listen to it on a portable CD player

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@shadesofmagicnet essen tasch match one: get to know the members

Kell wore a very peculiar coat.

It had neither one side, which would be conventional, nor two, which would be unexpected, but several, which was, of course, impossible.

The first thing he did whenever he stepped out of one London and into another was take off the coat and turn it inside out once or twice (or even three times) until he found the side he needed. Not all of them were fashionable, but they each served a purpose. There were ones that blended in and ones that stood out, and one that served no purpose but of which he was just particularly fond.

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Anyway, here’s my Monster Factory alignment chart

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hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right