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I think the real couples dynamic question to ask is: who is the energy drink addict and who is the exasperated one that’s all like “those will kill you” or “watch your heart”.

Because, like, I want to assume that Regulus would be the one knocking back at least 2 Celciuses a day (or whatever wizarding equivalent), while james watches with a mixture of fear and awe.

But like, thinking it through, James had SO many responsibilities as quidditch captain and head boy, not to mention NEWTS and his actual coursework. It really wouldn’t be TOO far off to think that maybe he was the one that just drinks 3 Alanis daily while Regulus worries over him like “James, you know cardiovascular problems run in your family…maybe don’t drink so many of those…”.

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“They both reached for the gun” but it’s Voldemort and Dumbledore reaching for the prophecy/ trelawney/ eventually Harry. Both attempting to set into motion a prophecy that they decided must play out.

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At a very important job interview

Interviewer: So what are your skills?

Me: The ability to see Jegulus in literally every piece of media I consume

Interviewer: you’re hired

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(Inspired by my rewatch of Mulan. I firmly believe that James is Li Shang and Regulus is Mulan. I will Not Elaborate)

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Modern MaraudersAU where everything is the exact same but somehow they have phones and bereal (don’t ask me how or why I Don’t Know).

But imagine the CHAOS that ensues every time that notification pops up. Students clamoring to take Bereals with the squid, Bereals with Hagrid, Bereals from the top of the Astronomy Tower. The professors all just resigning themselves to the fact that they are at the mercy of this god forsaken app and this timer that they cannot control (no matter how many charms Flitwick attempts to put in place).

Every professor, except McGonnagall, who threatens detention for every student that attempts to pull out their phone to take the photo. This, of course does nothing to deter their enthusiasm and only makes the students more daring as they attempt to get the photo when she isn’t looking (bonus if they manage to catch her in the background).

No student is as daring as Sirius, who, upon noticing the notification, signals to his classmates to get in position as he calls Minerva over to observe his latest attempt at their transfiguring assignment. While they all get into their various poses, she examines his half-assed attempt at turning a teacup into a toad. With only 30 seconds left on the timer, he whips out his phone and snaps a selfie with her, and gets the most marvelous photo of his class on the back camera. He posts it without even so much as glancing at it, knowing he’d never get another shot at it again.

Sirius hopes that he was quick enough that maybe, just maybeeeee, Professor McGonagall wouldn’t even quite notice. Unfortunately for him, his classmates picked rather conspicuous poses that were a little hard to miss. Sirius and Remus’s attempt to quietly drop Pete from where he was hoisted on their shoulders was perhaps what gave it away. Or maybe it was Lily’s head retreating from where she posed in the middle of the heart Marlene and Mary formed with their arms. Or perhaps it was the various other students attempting to scurry back to their seats from where they were perched on their desks, or on each other, in their pursuit of the best photo possible.

If you ask any student from that class, they’d say that their part in that photo was quite worth every detention, simply from the reactions they received from their peers when they found out that they got a BeReal with McGonagall in it. Even Dumbledore couldn’t help a chuckle when he saw the shocked face of Minerva grace his screen that day.

For the rest of Sirius’s time at Hogwarts, getting a BeReal with Minnie is known as his Magnum Opus.

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Marauders Hades AU where James is Zagreus and Regulus is Thanatos??? Regulus popping over to help James through a room and being so mean to him as he helps kill the mobs while James is just grateful to see his green glow.

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“You know how to ball” Jegulus meets “I know Aristotle” Wolfstar

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The sound of loud, drunken arguing makes the group turn towards the end of the street, where what looks like a fight has broken out in front of the muggle bar they passed on their way over. Remus sees the figures of two men being chased out of the bar, a bouncer hot on their heels while they stumble onto the street, yelling borderline unintelligible profanities the whole way. The bouncer shouts something out at them about them not coming back, and they simultaneously flip him off in response before stumbling up the street.

“Fucking teenage muggles” scoffs Sirius from next to him, a fond smile on his face.

“We’re literally also teenagers, Sirius” James quips with a baffled grin. 

“Yeah, but at least we have the decency to take a Sober-Up before we start bar fights.”

Remus whips his head around and shoots Sirius a bewildered look “You literally got drunkenly kicked out of The Leaky last week?” he says wryly, to which Sirius responds with an eloquent single-fingered salute, much to James’ amusement. Remus opens his mouth to respond, but before he can, several things happen in quick succession.

There’s another round of boisterous laughter from up the road, this time much closer to where Remus, Sirius, and James are standing. The three of them look over to the pair of men who’d gotten kicked out of the bar and were now stumbling towards them, both still laughing. One of them appears to say something, and the other suddenly steps up and shoves him back in response before shouting:

“Oh fuck off, Black!”

The other boy hits the wall behind him before letting out a startlingly familiar bark of laughter.

Remus hears Sirius’ sharp inhale about two seconds before he realizes what's happening.

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And that's all I've got! Half a scene of word vomit that's been floating around my mind for a couple of days. Hope y'all enjoyed!! 💕

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Hc that the captains of the Hogwarts quidditch teams meet at the Three Broomsticks every Hogsmeade weekend just to chat. At first it was just a quick little thing at the beginning of the year to discuss who gets the pitch. They couldn’t resist the inviting atmosphere and the warmth of the booth they were in, because instead of grabbing a quick drink and retreating back to their respective housemates, they find themselves chatting.

And not just about NEWTS prep and the latest transfiguration assignment but chatting. Wondering who the hell charmed Dumbledore’s goblet to sing showtunes (the Gryffindor captain looked away when the Slytherin captain caught his eye) and discussing their plans for the future after they graduate. The Hufflepuff captain set on dragon taming while the Ravenclaw captain tentatively mentions her hopes to go pro. For a few hours, the captains set aside their house rivalries and let themselves embrace the atmosphere and the budding friendships.

Eventually, the last Hogsmeade weekend sneaks up on them. They all grab their drinks and tuck in for what they know will be a long discussion filled with lighthearted teasing between the captains about whose teams look like they’ll make it to the final (this year it looked like Slytherin might win it all if Ravenclaw didn’t step up their game). They laugh uproariously as they reminisce about their past endeavors and speak fiercely with glassy eyes about their fears for what’s to come.

During the few hours they spend at their booth at the corner of the three broomsticks, they are just four excited teens ready to take on the world.

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Okay that’s all for my first hc!!

hope y’all like it!!

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Hey y’all! So excited to have you on our blog 🤗🤗. We have two admins who will be going by Moon and Saturn (we’ll sign off with either 🌙 or 🪐 to differentiate). We are a part of a multitude of fandoms but we mainly plan on using this blog to write/ share marauders/ hogwarts centric content. We are so excited to join this community and share our works ���🫶🫶

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