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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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Geralt meets Jaskier and is like *sniff sniff* ‘yeah this guy’s part elf, I’m not going to comment on this because it’s a very personal thing to bring up in mixed company and also none of my business’ & never once questions that Jaskier knows this bcos like, that’s the kind of thing people know about themselves, right? and it’s a touchy sort of subject so it’s understandable that Jaskier doesn’t really talk about it, w/e

& then years later Yennefer comments on how improbably youthful Jaskier is and Geralt’s like ‘yeah he’s part elf’ (cause like, we’re all ambiguously-human friends here, nbd)

but Jaskier is like ‘what the fuck? are you talking about?? no I���m not???’ and Geralt is like ‘…..fuck.’

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AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

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Baby-Doll Batman: The Animated Series

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Someone shared this on fb

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mad men is a tv show

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

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Concept:

A horror comedy about a pizza delivery guy who has to deliver several last minute pizzas on the graveyard shift. The gimmick is that each house he visits is in the middle of another horror movie. Like, the first house has a serial killer chasing the guests, the next house is in a zombie outbreak, the next house has a swamp monster, and so on. And all the pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering the pizza.

Also, Rami Malek has to play the pizza delivery guy.

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I laughed way too hard at this

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“This trilogy needs a story about how somebody that was groomed into being evil from childhood can still be a good person! That’s why we need Reylo/Kylo Ren’s redemption!”

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Finn kisses

cant forget kylo