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That time my sister tried banging my husband

So my older sister and husband are the same age so obviously same grade and they also went to the same school so anyways this all happened before me and him were a official couple granted there was a unspoken agreement after the first subway sandwich, so she use to always talk about this guy she was super into and all I could think was then go blow him how you blow everyone else well I didn't know she Ment Barron anyyyways so like a month after that I see Barron(saw him more inbetween obviously but you get the point) and he says "ughhhh you sister tried to like give me a handy and offerd to Fuck my brains out " needless to say I was pretty pissed he denied her which I mean is good she a hoe but she still has a thing for him and hits on him...shits not cool...ill cut a mother fucker

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Poo

As I write this I have no service am 3 medicines deep on cold and cough meds and have Diereeha up the ying yang I thought I was better after two days but nooo I get off work Friday night not even a complete hour later I puke and can try stop coughing.. Some would say hey sauce go to the doctor I say hey you lemme die in mY manner of choice....that being said I have an appointment in 2 hours as of writing this when I get service again I'll have already gone and maybe died who know xoxox

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Ever wake up and just have a feeling it's gonna be a shitty day because today's that day for me

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Barron

Barron is the light in the dark ,the sun to my moon . He is single handedly my love my life my everything, he has given me everything I ever asked for, he never judges me and helps me follow my dreams, he's given me 2 kids and a life I wouldn't ever change, Barron is my husband and we have been together as a couple bout 6 years and 9 months roughly but known each other since we were just kids. He is the most amazing individual you will ever know. Barron I love you

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Narcolepsy

Something not many people Know is I suffer from narcolepsy Iv been on 6 different meds in my life so far and at this point they don't really work right still but it's a work in progress, I remember when I was 10 due to fatigue I fell and smashed my knee on the ground. A lot of people make jokes about bot being able to eat soup but it's much more then that. Its honestly something that expresses me I'm not sure why... Males me feel vulnerable. I also hallucinated seeing a mouse fly like super man so I mean shit gets weird

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I can’t kill myself because my friends are coming over today I can’t kill myself because there’s still half a pack of cigarettes left to smoke I can’t kill myself because there are still ants to kill I cant kill myself because my cat will need food and water eventually I can’t kill myself because there is still to much to do I know this is a list of excuses But this list of excuses is the only reason I’m alive

(via late-nights-and-daydreams)

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Guys we need to put together a fucking Omegamon to save net neutrality.

In all seriousness though, contact your senators or whoever you need to get with. I’m down as hell but we CANNOT let this go. This fight isn’t over yet.

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When Ladydevimon wants to start a fight with you

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Rats

Where some people see something gross or disgusting a vermin I see the sweetest creature the beautiful souls I currently have 7 rats they are my little buddy's Iv loved ra5s since I was 10 years old my first rats Name was Skippy like peanut butter..... I was 10 okay I was not smart still am not

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Prizeo!

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KiK

I use the app kik a lot... Like daily for hours... It's a chatting app it started for fun now it's well to be honest I have a hard time connecting to people I'd say the only people I talk to on a daily basis are my kids and my husband and my kik friends..its more then just friends tho they make me feel not alone I can vent say the weirdest shit and no one cares they just accept me I really value my friends and so what if there all on a app there all special from the sound cloud rapper to the high hobbit I love them all so much if you need a friend feel free to contact me on kik Ml695 I realize I'm going 5o get creeps but Idc we all need a friend

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How I met my husband

I'm 22 as of writing this been married since July (it's December now) been together as a couple since 2011 but that's the boring details the fun is how we met. He moved to Seattle when he was 12 from Anaheim CA we lived a block away from each other and my parents didn't really pay attention and when he moved in down the road I went to see who moved in I was 9 what I saw was Barron my husband super angry looking his younger brother Lace and his older brother Jack at the time I haven't seen there parents I like a stupid immigrant kid (moved to America from France when I was 3)I am started talking to strangers and they barely understood me and kinda just walked off I was sad but thought maybe there shy so I went home and told my parents and got grounded for talking to strangers. We later met again at a skate park where he hit a high schooled for picking on me and got his ass kicked...then we got subway because he felt had for me and all these years later were married