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THIS

PRISON BREAK REWATCH ◆ 1.07

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red like a crawfish

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exhibit A: all my kinks in one post

#putting the ‘insane’ in ‘insanely hot’

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agreed

Okay, but what I like about XO, KITTY is that it’s hormonal and messy and exactly like teenagers should be without it being weirdly sexualized. Yeah, they’re fooling around and figuring things out, and they have a new crush every other week but at no point does it feel like a fantasy made up by some pervy, Hollywood director. It’s all very sweet and innocent and its totally normal to not find your person in high school and sometimes people end up with the wrong people. And its okay. It’s all part of the journey. Older teen shows were very like, “you are my soulmate and we HAVE to end up together” and its just nice to see a show that is very normal about what teens dating is actually like. Nobody knows what they are doing but they are going to have fun while they are. 

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yes, god, yes

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incoming jasper/bella rant *takes deep breath*

ok so i really wanted to rewatch the twilight movies because let us all be perfectly transparent the movies are a culmination of everything that is glittering and good and pure on this here scorched earth BUT the issue comes to us during the first movie where apparently everyone lost their pink fleshy minds and completely ignored the bella/jasper endgame ship THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE <3 in favor of some crazy talk weather kink edward shenanigans. andddd i know if i watch the movies single cold tear will fall down my cheek because i would lose some quality jasper/bella content and i know the fandom is alive and well(ish) and i must dismount my steed and contribute to it at some point honestly bella/carlisle gets me warm and fuzzy sometimes…we’ve all thought about it you pigeons don’t try to deny it but today is not one of those days and so i curse the powers that be for my insolence ANYWAY the point:

bella/jasper amazingness is 110% a fact like i’m sure our gal/not our gal depending on how you slice it steph m had to grit her teeth to get through the books with edward/bella as the lead pair SO the question remains: watch the movies and suffer through new moon with jasper pulling out those arms and bella looking at him like he is a delectable ham and cheese croissant and we ALL cannot even begin to deny the power of a ham and cheese croissant. flaky pastry?? some fresh organic no pesticides or whatever ham?! some gruyere cheese?? warmed up!!!! SIGN ME UP like how does that crazy twitching girl not just DEVOUR HIM or he should actually devour her… i’m getting some switches vibes lol?? ON THE SPOT??

we know that khaki-skirt-loving edward (please tell me you know what i am referring to) is a grandpa and wants bella to wait a thousand years before going down on her which is some bull right there and jasper would never make her wait he already literally tried to eat her and we damn well know he wont be waiting to eat something else….*sly smile due to perfectly delivered sex joke* 

so YEAH the point is that now we all need to watch the movies it is decided here and now and let us all hold hands and join in a cumulative yodeling chant whenever we see bella and edward together and maybe if we yell loud enough bella will remove her head from the clouds/metaphorical rock it was under and get with jasper already

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the thousand cats episode has grabbed me by the throat with its bony fingertips and is leaving bruises and scratches and all manner of delectable things…

AND cat!morpheus is just BEHEADING ME!! Obviously seeing morpheus/calliope has got me thinking that if calliope wassss included in the thousand cat snippets wouldn’t she totally look like this?! the deadly/soft & commanding/delicate contrast she holds is just wooing me and i think this white cat totally embodies that…my mind is just not letting go of cat!morpheus and cat!calliope KAJDJSJSA

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so true, i got shivers! SHIVERS, I SAY! SHIVERS!

So much weight on 4 words:

“You came.”

“You called.”

He’s such an amazing character…..

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Morpheus pours supernatural down her throat. It tastes like a lustful craze and sweat, like golden shimmering sand and glass animals in the rain.

She swallows and sees a beach, sea foam lapping at the land. Sees crumbling ruins crumbling still.

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indeed

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generation gap was too great to breach

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“You do cook in that fancy apartment of yours, don’t you?” He asked, eyebrows crooked upwards.

“Of course I know how to cook,” Anna responded defensively.

Declan licked at his lower lip, frowning slightly. “You cook for your fella? For your family?”

“Well—Jeremy has a busy schedule, so we often eat out.”

She looked up at him then, brushed her hair over her shoulder to see him leaning up against the counter with one long arm folded over the other, fingers cupped as he appraised her, as if contemplating her form. She is no better prepared for his silence than she is for his words, so she held his gaze and motioned faux-threateningly at him with the utensil.

“Right.” He said, pushing off, heading towards her. “Put that abomination away. Let me show you something.”

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can we add jane x loki to the list??

Ongoing (and Color-Coded) List of Marvel Ship Names I Find Cool:

Tasertricks - Darcy / Loki

Blackfrost - Natasha / Loki

Pepperony - Pepper / Tony

Enchantricks - Sylvie / Loki

Frostiron - Loki / Tony

Shieldsparks - Steve / Darcy

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I don’t work for anyone, he says, and disappears before she can pull the trigger.

Or, Michael keeps slipping through her fingers.

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I just started Burn Notice (2007) and HOLY COW-LOVING FUCK my peeps!!

I’m only on s1e2 but the ~chemistry~ between Michael and Fiona is KNOCKING MY SOCKS OFF! Begone, fellow fiends!!

My quick google search led me to some maybe-maybe-not spoiler images and I am deceased, folks! DECEASED, says I!!

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I’m deceased this is too much

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I re-read my fav fic EVER — “and other iconic moments” —recently by @noellesthings and I just love love LOVE this passage so I figured I would post it on here!

It’s a John Bender/Donna Pinciotti fic which I think is exceptionally creative, and I never would have thought to do a The Breakfast Club/That 70’s Show crossover!!

So, anyway, make sure to check out the fic!!

Here’s the passage:

Donna’s outside the Hub, staring at a couple flyers tagged against the weather-eaten paint when suddenly the VistaCruiser pulls up with a clunk and a chug across the street. It takes Donna a moment to realize who’s sitting in it.

“Bender?”

“Yeah?” Bender pokes his head out the rolled-down window, looking entirely unconcerned.

“You stole Eric’s car?” Donna exclaims.

“Who’s Eric?”

Donna ignores this. “Does Eric know?”

“Yeah, Pinciotti. Right before I stole the car, I let the dork know I was doing it. Now are you gonna ask stupid questions, or get in?”

The door’s unlocked when Donna opens it.

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Later, Red spends three hours yelling at them: Eric tries and fails to get a word in, - I wasn’t even in the car, dad! - Bob says his Donna had nothing to do with this, and Bender just does what he always does in the presence of an adult - stares down and scuffs at the driveway with his shoe.

When Red walks off, Bob informs Donna that he’s grounding her for a week, and Eric just looks miserable.

Bender’s eyes are uneasy when he looks up at Red’s receding back, but other than that he doesn’t move till Red goes inside the house and closes the screen door behind him. He doesn’t apologize for getting Donna grounded, and Donna doesn’t expect him to.

“That was fun,” Bender notes, unwinding now that the adults have disappeared.

“You stole my car.” Eric says.

“I had a good time.” Donna finds herself saying.

“You stole my car.” Eric says again.

“Well, Eric, next time don’t leave the keys inside.”

“But you stole it.”

“So?”

Eric turns to Donna, and points at Bender. “Are you hearing this?”

Donna tucks her hands into her pockets. She doesn’t feel like fighting, or listening to Eric complain, and Eric’s sorta ruining her buzz. She grins teasingly. “Did you really leave the keys inside?”

Eric scoffs, and Bender kicks at rock in Eric’s direction when he walks away.

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AAAAA I AM OBSESSED!!