the-anchorless-moon
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Alan | 24 | he/him but like how a lizard sitting on a rock is he/him | Special interests: Animorphs, Critical Role, Daemons (HDM series), The Adventure Zone, DND
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 2 days ago
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One time I had the opportunity to attend a Q&A with Barry Jenkins (director of Moonlight) and someone stood up, pitched a whole film, and ended it with "anyways have you ever considered making a film like that?"
He said no.
questions at film festival director Q&As are like
"when the main character says she likes bread, does this mean that she likes bread?"
"is this movie based on true events that happened to you irl?"
"is the villain based on a real person? could you verbally confirm the identity of the real person you based the villain on, publicly and on record?"
"this movie reminds me of some other movie. does it also remind You of that movie?"
"this film was shot with a camera. do you think im intelligent for noticing this?"
"did you Suffer while working on this movie? how much did you Suffer?"
"sequel???????????????"
"some of the characters are pretty nuanced & gray. should i Like them, or should i Dislike them?"
and then if it's a "foreign film" you get all of those and also:
"what's it like in your exotic foreign homeland?"
"frightening & disturbing things happen in this movie, does that stuff happen every minute of every day in your exotic foreign homeland?"
"did your Oppressive Culture make it more difficult to make a movie?"
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 4 days ago
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imagine: you're a minimum wage mail carrier. you have to deliver a letter to some guy's house WAY out in the middle of nowhere. the letter tells him he was elected president. the guy didn't know he was running for president. a month later you're secretary of state and directly advising the president on nuclear policy.
this is the plot of the goblin emperor from csevet's point of view.
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 15 days ago
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 20 days ago
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make me choose @jodieliker asked: Xenk when he’s hot/badass or Xenk when he’s funny/literal/overly serious
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 26 days ago
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 27 days ago
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if you are anti-zionist the most effective work you can do is to ensure your community--politically and geographically-- is safe for jews to exist in. im serious. is your community safe for jews to be in? do you know any jews? if you do, are they scared of you? if you don't, if they are, why?
zionism is the premise that jews need to take exclusive control of our own homeland by force because there is nowhere else in the world for us to belong. that's it, that's the heart of it. if you disagree with the premise, you need to be part of the counter argument: that the jews of the diaspora are valued by their fellow citizens in countries around the world. that the jews of europe and asia and africa and the americas belong where they were born, that the jewish people deserve to belong wherever we live, that we are not invaders or parasites or unwanted guests living on the sufferance of christians and muslims who have a natural right to expell us when we've outstayed our welcome.
i'm not israeli. that land is the home of those who were born there, and i was born in california. i know a lot of my fellow americans right now that say they're anti-zionist but what they mean is they want israel gone and me along with it. and that is, ironically, why there's zionism in the first place.
are you anti-zionist or anti-jew? are we your neighbors or not? if you really want decolonization, get your own community in order. if you want all the jews to just fucking shut up already, you can join a six thousand year tradition of not actually ever managing that no matter how many genocides get done.
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 1 month ago
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"In recent years, there has been a rush on the internet to supply image descriptions and to call out those who don’t. This may be an example of community accountability at work, but it’s striking to observe that those doing the most fierce calling out or correcting are sighted people. Such efforts are largely self-defeating. I cannot count the times I’ve stopped reading a video transcript because it started with a dense word picture. Even if a description is short and well done, I often wish there were no description at all. Get to the point, already! How ironic that striving after access can actually create a barrier. When I pointed this out during one of my seminars, a participant made us all laugh by doing a parody: “Mary is wearing a green, blue, and red striped shirt; every fourth stripe also has a purple dot the size of a pea in it, and there are forty-seven stripes—”
“You’re killing me,” I said. “I can’t take any more of that!”
Now serious, she said it was clear to her that none of that stuff about Mary’s clothes mattered, at least if her clothes weren’t the point. What mattered most about the image was that Mary was holding her diploma and smiling. “But,” she wondered, “do I say, Mary has a huge smile on her face as she shows her diploma or Mary has an exuberant smile or showing her teeth in a smile and her eyes are crinkled at the edges?”
It’s simple. Mary has a huge smile on her face is the best one. It’s the don’t-second-guess-yourself option."
--Against Access, by John Lee Clark, a DeafBlind educator
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 1 month ago
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If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the Âťemergency burgerÂŤ used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 2 months ago
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i do think that liberal aliens and evil space empires are underrepresented. you see fascists, pseudo-communists, hiveminds (large overlap with previous), feudalists, religious fanatics, etc. but liberalism is not seen as Alien enough but rather as the normal and human way to be, and whenever there's an evil space imperialist power it can't be liberal because liberalism is about goodism and freedom despite, well, the actual history of liberal colonial empires
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 2 months ago
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I love reading fics about OTPs having mental bonds and things like that, but they’re always so profound. It’d be so much more entertaining if they still thought like normal people. Imagine this stuff:
“You’ve had that song stuck in your head for days. It’s driving me nuts, too.”
“Why are you making a grocery list in your head while we’re having sex?”
“Is that really what you think about my ass?”
“Stop projecting so much belligerent boredom. I love this TV show.”
“No, you didn’t forget to lock the door. You can quit fixating on it now.”
“Yes, that sounds much better in your head.”
“Is that really who you’re daydreaming about naked?”
“Less homicidal thoughts about your annoying coworker right now, please. I’m in a meeting over here.”
“It’s coffee you’re craving. Go get some. And bring me some. You made me want it, too.”
“Thanks for the road rage thoughts. I’ll take the back roads home. See you in an hour.”
“If you think ‘knit, knit, purl,’ one more time, I’ll stab you with those needles.”
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 2 months ago
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It is a common error that many faiths believe the souls of the dead depart this plane of existence for some mythical heaven or hell. In fact, the souls of the dead go to UDFj-39546284, a high-redshift Lyman break galaxy in the constellation Fornax, about 32.7 billion light years away. When asked why the dead from across the universe should all be converging on this one faint galaxy, NASA astrophysicists said “it’s like an eel thing,” and refused to elaborate further.
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 2 months ago
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 3 months ago
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This is so silly and cute I love it
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 3 months ago
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Murderbot September day 3: (Alternative prompt) “I don’t like you.” / “I know.”
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 3 months ago
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wanted to make a "what luxury do you secretly want" poll but I know half the comments would be like "my butler jeeves is NOT a luxury, op is just poor. delete the post immediately"
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 3 months ago
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Me day one of Alectopause: oh gee I can’t wait for the next book!
Me now, rocking back and forth covered in sweat and blood probably: I think we’re all sleeping on the fact that Honesty’s name could be Frank
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the-anchorless-moon ¡ 3 months ago
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visitor at our museum made a comment today that made me question a lot of things so i'm making a poll about it
the scenario: it is a beautiful day outside and by beautiful i of course mean "cloudy with a chance of rain". sky is gray. smells rainy. possibly already drizzling. you don't really know How rainy it's going to get, but there will definitely be Sky Water happening for a good portion of the day.
also feel free to mention where you're from, if you think it's relevant or just want to give a shout out to your location
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