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//anathema’s rp-er here!!! i’ve been suffering from a lot of mental health issues and adhd/autism burnout, plus i’ve had exams, so everything’s been super intense recently.

//however, i’m starting to get some more spoons, and i’ve been really missing this community, so here i am, back, hopefully for good this time!!

//if anyone could catch me up on the stuff i’ve missed that’d be really kind <33

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I'm dressing up as Crowley for a Karneval parade tomorrow and if I meet somebody dressed as Aziraphale, then I will marry them immediately!!

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Hello everyone! Anathema here.

Sorry I’ve had to go offline. I’ve been away for a break to spend some time with my family and work on my mental health. Everything with Agnes took a toll, but I’m glad to say I’m doing much better now!

[Hi, Aurora (blogrunner) here. I’ve been going through a pretty upsetting and traumatic time recently and part of that was some horrific online experiences, including on my alt account on Tumblr itself. But that account is now gone and I’m beginning to attempt recovery. It may take me a while, but at least I can do it knowing my online community will help, not hinder.

Also, I showed my girlfriend Good Omens and they loved it :3 it’s good to be back!]

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We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

@neil-gaiman

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Actually - I am. But that depends what the job in question entails…

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Thankyou, I appreciate that.

( @nutty-and-accurate at least SOMEONE believes in me)

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//let’s sort out this god thing so we can get on with having fun!!!

//gosh this is very useful i’m so confused atm

OOC POST!!! (admin has shit to say!)

I personally have no idea what's going on

like. why does the gomens rp tumblr corner have so much intense lore

someone please help me catch up

I (nina) need(s) to freshen up and be able to cause problems. it's a problem we have

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Reblogging as I honestly can’t remember the last time i updated the the masterlist at the top of my page

A short introduction is in order.

I am Mr. Azaria Z. Fell, co-owner of the A.Z. Fell and Co. Bookshop in Soho, London, now Supreme Archangel of Heaven.

If you'd like to query the more demonic side of things, might I suggest @thedemon-crowley?

// Character bio for Aziraphale? Got inspired by sam and momo's! //

Name: Aziraphale / Azaria Zerah Fell (on earthly documents) Age: God knows. Literally. Before time began years old Gender: Trans + Non-binary + Agender (He identifies with trans men a lot cause technically he makes the effort to look like a male too! I think he even has scars on his corporation to reflect that but otherwise has natal looking parts) Attraction: Demi-sexual Crowley-Romantic (kidding. Well, not really. But he has had flings and has loved humans before, like Oscar Wilde, for example. Oscar helped him cope with Crowley disappearing after their fight in the 1800s!) Appearance: Looks similar to TV Aziraphale, but has medium toned skin and afro-centric features (he just looks more like me because I can and I will!) Dresses exactly the same, but has earrings and a small gap in his teeth! Also, small dark moles in random places. The earrings he wears are tiny gold hoop earrings which he never takes off (autism jewellery style) The rest of him is the same as the book or TV versions of Aziraphale! Some additional headcannoned history elements may pop up here and there because, as neil said anything not in the book, it is headcannon territory, baby!!

// Hello, I’m Lio (Pronounced like Leo!)! I will advise that I am an adult running an ask blog, so there may be some adult themes discussed, and therefore, I believe this blog will be for 18+. Minors *who are uncomfortable about sex and adult related themes* are not advised to interact with this blog for their own comfort. BUT if you want to, then this post will inform you of my stance on it! But tldr I interact with blogs. owned by minors i just don’t want them to interact with posts that are suggestive or downright discussing adult content! Ty <3

Tidbit: Crowley's OP and I are engaged irl and have been together for a very long time. Our relationship has followed all the story beats Good Omens. However, we both grew from it, and here we are today! Hopefully, we can afford our own version of the South Downs Cottage one day!

My good omens blog is @abastardworthknowing :) I also follow from @savourybiscoff! :P hello! <;3

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bold text <- all posts with hidden messages that I've shared!

aziraphale posts <- is my original post tag!

aziraphale reblogs <- is the reblog with no comment and only tags!

correspondence <- is my reply tag to other blogs or asks!

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Maybe it’s not nice and accurate, but it’s kind and generous. Wish I could say the same for you.

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Thankyou, I appreciate that.

( @nutty-and-accurate at least SOMEONE believes in me)

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Huh. This is actually a pretty decent answer for once.

So, it really does all come down to pieces of @the-almighty-god , doesn’t it. And- unavoidable? yet avoidable? Ambiguity again. Though it seems that this time it’s a result of genuine unknown values rather than a failed attempt at humour.

I’d apologise for being so rude, but I think we should establish that God has better judgement than you. You know, being God, and also hopefully a little less petty. I don’t know though… from what I’ve heard you two are birds of a feather. You’re probably cackling up in heaven together right now.

And yes, I’ll thank you. Though I’d hope you wouldn’t want us to die. But thankyou.

At which hour the Fath'r chances losing his brood, alloweth anarchy raineth, f'r Satan's wrath shalt commence a second and final endeth.

Beware f'r those thee calleth blood by loveth, f'r that Gent who is't is Disgrac'd by H'r yearns f'r their 'radication.

Wait what? Hold on, lemme try and figure this out.

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At which hour the Father chances losing his brood, allow anarchy to rain, for Satan's wrath shall commence a second and final end.

Beware for those you call blood by love, for that Gent who is Disgraced by Her yearns for their eradication.

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Oh fuck.

That's not good.

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That’s very nice of you. Thankyou.

And we will all be safe one day soon. Or at least as safe as it gets. I’m sure of it.

Oh, and yes. Apparently I do have a piece of God in me. Nobody will tell me what’s up with that.

At this point, perhaps it’s best if you adopt me too. @nutty-and-accurate seems to have disowned me. At any rate, I’m a disgrace to my own family name - I burned my history, my mother doesn’t want to talk to me, not since I had to leave to help save billions of people at eighteen. With your former biological son, by the way.

I’d only just begun to figure out who I am without my family and now, within the space of an hour, I’ve been rediscovered and disowned again.

I’m sorry. I shouldn’t’ve said all that. I’m just a bit shaky right now, is all. I’m sure I’ll regain control soon.

So. Yeah. Also, we’re all worrying about you and your children. According to dear old Agnes, you might be in danger.

- Anathema (sans Device)

...I assume this is @the-anathema-device? You're the witch with a piece of my Mother in her, are you not?

Well. I don't mind adopting you either way - though this does make it a bit. Complicated, to say the least. Regardless, I'm perfectly willing - though, of course, I do need to consult the lovely @chloe-decker-lapd.

....is it weird that your potential mother is similar to you in age? Actually, forget that, Eric's a million times older than Chloe.

It's not a disgrace to want your own identity, dear one. I understand what it feels like. To have a purpose, predestined by Someone who doesn't seem to give two shits, and do all can to escape it and make your own.

Besides, I'm quite certain you exceeded all expectations. It's no mean feat to be among the only competent ones in a bloody Apocalypse, you know?

You don't need to gain control over something like this, dear. Whatever you feel right now? Don't let anyone tell you it's an overreaction - not even the culprit behind it, Agnes Motherfucking Nutter.

...when are we not in danger? Seriously, I ask for one day.

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Anathema, you are worthy of a lot of things. Agnes only said what she said because she is resentful that you took your own future in hand.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to be free of guidance. You were tasked with something that frankly you were forced to do since you were a child, if I recall.

You're a fantastic descendant and an even better witch. I think so, at least. Even if my opinion doesn't count for much, I'm sure Crowley agrees. Even Newt, Adam, Pepper, Brian, and Wensleydale. You're a wonderful young woman you ought to feel as such.

- @theangel-aziraphale

Thankyou so so much, Aziraphale. You’re a good egg. (Pardon my old-fashioned language, I felt it was suitable here.)

Everybody has been so nice to me. If this isn’t friendship, I don’t know what is. We’ll save the world together again - for twice and for all. <3

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@the-angel-muriel @ask-eric-the-disposable-demon have you seen this? I agree

Muriel::

Eric::

They::

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Thankyou, I appreciate that.

( @nutty-and-accurate at least SOMEONE believes in me)

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Last time we averted an Apocalypse, it was only because there were others there to help. None of us could’ve done it alone.

So. Are you somehow time-travelling, or have you historically sent a list of prophetic Tumblr replies to some poor person and blackmailed them into posting them?

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Prithee, ladybird, if 't be true I did want to wend through all yond ado, I'd has't done t moo dramatically. Not such as this - scampering across every corse I can findeth like a homeless vagabond.

Humans has't grown weaker since mine own time. In mine day, coequal the weakest would has't taken much moo time to possess, aye they would has't. Yet, I suppose humans in mine own day didst fear the future enow to not wend about seeking t.

Fools, humans in mine own day wast. Just as thou art, is't not, @the-anathema-device?

The Nutter Descendant, did reduce to asking the commonfolk the interpretation of mine own sight. Shame, shame, shame, yond they art better at t, even.

Shame, shame, shame, Ladybird.

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Well. I have two questions.

1) How do we stop the apocalypse?

2) Why is there a goddamn piece of God in me and how do i fix it?

I know I won’t get a straight answer… but I might as well ask.

At which hour the Fath'r chances losing his brood, alloweth anarchy raineth, f'r Satan's wrath shalt commence a second and final endeth.

Beware f'r those thee calleth blood by loveth, f'r that Gent who is't is Disgrac'd by H'r yearns f'r their 'radication.

Wait what? Hold on, lemme try and figure this out.

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At which hour the Father chances losing his brood, allow anarchy to rain, for Satan's wrath shall commence a second and final end.

Beware for those you call blood by love, for that Gent who is Disgraced by Her yearns for their eradication.

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Oh fuck.

That's not good.

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Well, I guess we’ll have to do this the hard way then.

By your own words - ‘Thee can't burn one who is't is already dead, ladybird.’ I was being ironic.

And you didn’t answer my question.

At which hour the Fath'r chances losing his brood, alloweth anarchy raineth, f'r Satan's wrath shalt commence a second and final endeth.

Beware f'r those thee calleth blood by loveth, f'r that Gent who is't is Disgrac'd by H'r yearns f'r their 'radication.

Wait what? Hold on, lemme try and figure this out.

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At which hour the Father chances losing his brood, allow anarchy to rain, for Satan's wrath shall commence a second and final end.

Beware for those you call blood by love, for that Gent who is Disgraced by Her yearns for their eradication.

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Oh fuck.

That's not good.

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Okay. I’ll try and set some boundaries.

I feel like I should be more in control, I don’t know…

Hello.

My friends are insisting I make an appointment with you. Apparently I’m having a breakdown, and… I can see where they got that idea. I’ve had a little family trouble recently, but I should be able to handle it. However, it seems to be affecting me a little more than it should?

- Anathema ( @the-anathema-device )

Hi Anathema, Thanks for reaching out. Family conflict can take a really big toll, and it sounds like your friends care a lot about you. What seems to be the trouble?