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I came originally to report that Cory talks about hating the feeling of puking and that makes the idea of Lyle (or whoever <3) forcing him to throw up on his dick so much better

But Dave with tits??? Ohhhh my god my dick is literally hard thinking about it, pinching and sucking on them to hear all the pretty whines Dave can make hggggv

I think he’d be the type to pierce them he’s such a slut

1. YES . YES YEA. emetophobe vs emetophile. lyle is so fucking hard hearing cory gag more after puking on his cock

2. dave’s boobs coming in is soooo painful. constantly complaining about how sensitive they are. he’s so fucking loud while the others grope him. telling him how a little massage will make him feel better, that he’ll be less sore. oooooh dave is so loud. groaning and whining and gasping when a “massage” gets rougher, turns to squeezing and pinching and twisting his sensitive nipples

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been thinking about dave going on E. growing the cutest, most sensitive little tits and all his coworkers want a turn fondling his tiny, hairy boobs. his nipples stick out extra through the material of his tshirt and suddenly all his coworkers are visiting his desk way more often. listening to him ramble about his work on the new fnf week or whatever but they’re just staring at how his tits jiggle ever so slightly while he gestures his arms

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I wasn't even thinking about Jeff feeling pain from being dry (ouch!) But Dave buying him lube so he feels comfortable is really nice.

Dave makes sure to eat him out too since he likes being helpful.

The lube pile is getting to baffling levels. Dave wants to keep each empty bottle as trophy, but Jeff tosses them away immediately. They now have a dedicated section in the spare closet for the lube they buy in bulk.

Dave once lubed Jeff up, fucked him, cam, ruined the others orgasm, so he went down on him immediately while still horny brained. The amount of lube he ingested from Jeff's pussy gave him a massive stomach ache and he violently threw up later. They had to consider taking him to the er but Dave said he'd just wait it out so Jeff had to deal with listening to Dave puke in the other room all night. Dave still thinks it was worth it.

After that, Dave ordered an 'edible' lube bulk bucket. It's birthday cake flavour, Jeff barely lets him use it because he's pretty sure it will give him a yest infection. The one time he obliged Dave in using it was to make the birthday boy (dave) happy. Fucker ate him out for like 2 hours. It apparently tastes pretty good but Jeff has no interest in trying any. Dave makes sure to make out with him after so he gets a taste anyways.

@teddymeto here you go brother ❤️

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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

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Omfg Cory would be insufferable about eating lyles ass

Perfect time bc I’ve already been meaning to dump this on you, consider: somno :33333333

Been thinking hard about Cory eating lyles ass when he’s sleeping, gently turning lyle over and pulling his sleep pants down so he can first and foremost cop a feel ☝️ kissing his back and caressing his body as he makes his way to lyles hole, the first lick has lyle jerking his hips in his sleep :3333

RHIS IS SO GOOD. lyle face-down and breathing heavily into his pillow. cory watching lyle’s cock leak on the sheets while cory draws patterns on lyle’s hole with his tongue ❤️

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Spazrath is literally perfect they’re both such Freaks I knowwww the sex would be crazy

YESSSS IT WOULD BE i know they both are so fucking weird. cory Begging lyle to let him eat lyle’s ass. i think they’re both kind of “fight for dominance” kind of guys because cory is a self proclaimed top and lyle is Like That.

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Building off of prev spazrath anon (no necro tho sorry) : thinking about Lyle and cory hanging out, both very drunk but Cory is def drunker bc lyles been feeding him shot after shot, even when corys not even able to lift a glass to his face with how fucked up he is, Lyle just grabs his chin and pours it down Corys open mouth

Then maybe Lyle holds him there, hand still in a vice grip on corys chin, who’s just giggling bc he’s got no idea what’s going on, lyle slips his thumb into his still open mouth which instantly Cory is sucking on (he def has an oral fixation) and Lyle takes that as permission n just immediately has Cory pinned against the front of a couch/ wall while he face fucks him, going way too rough to where Cory vomits from Lyle triggering his gag reflex too hard, and Lyle just gets fucking harder from it frfr

Poor Cory tries to fight against him but his whole body feels like lead, he’s got the vaguest awareness that he’s afraid, but he can’t do anything about it. By the time lyles finished, corys face is a mess of tears, cum, and vomit, his entire front being absolutely ruined with with it too

Maybe Lyle would be kind and jerk him off but he’d probably just leave LMAO

ANONNNNNNNNNNNNN OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD. THIS MADE MY DAY. IT MADE MY DICK HARD. this is like purposefully tailored for me i’m the worst most disgusting vomit fetishist in the world sorry like OH MY GOD DUDE. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. intox and vomit is my bread and butterrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lyle does him a favor and leaves him on his side. he’s nearly passed out in a puddle of his own vomit for one of the other guys to find.

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i think one time him and cory got really drunk and cory passed out lyle was kind of a piece of shit at this time so when he sees cory knocked out, his mind wanders and he can imagine cory choking on his own vomit and dying ... lyle grabbing cory's hand to jerk him off and shooting ropes a little too quickly because of how still he was

GAAAH !!! GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Self harm cw

Not to be crazy but I rmbr seeing someone say Lyle has self harmed and instantly it opened my mind to masochist Lyle and being into really rough sex as a form of it and ooooough my peanits….

Maybe to add onto the necrophile stuff perhaps he fantasises about Himself being the dead body his friends all fuck

GODDDD YESSSSSSS YES he wants this so bad. lyle thinking so hard about his bloody, cut up body being used by his friends. maybe if there aren’t enough holes they slice a few more………………..

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Speaking to the other anons can we get some necrophile lyle up in this business

HELL YESSSSS WE CAN NECROLYLE masturbating to thoughts of his friends’ lifeless bodies

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Jeffchris anon here hehe >:3c glad you approved

Consider: if Jeff can’t take Chris into a bathroom with out it being Obvious, they gotta wait till they’re home, which ofc means more opportunities for Chris to be a bastard

Jeff’s going back and forth between genuinely wanting to murder Chris and saying fuck it n bending him over the nearest surface :3

When they’re finally home the second the door is closed Chris’ front is pushed against it, one of Jeff’s hands on the back of his head keeping his face smooshed to the door and caging him in by pressing his whole body against his back, other hand already getting to work to push both their pants down :33

(Eventually it gets moved to the couch which Chris would make a jab at but he’s already in so much trouble he’s actually nervous ((very into that fear Tbh. Freak.))

I SURE AM CONSIDERING OMG

chris being a fearslut is so good. lord. so hard from not knowing what jeff is gonna do to him for being such a bitch in public

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Listen guys… jeffchris. Chris has the same trolly cute dynamic with Jeff like Dave, just in a different flavour

Chris being an annoying shit at the office and flirting with Jeff, touching his thighs and ass at any opportunity he can until Jeff just forces Chris into a bathroom and on his knees so he can face fuck him within an inch of his life <33

Chris with tears and drool streaming down his face bc of how rough Jeff’s being with him, barely letting him breathe but Chris is humping Jeff’s foot like it’s his job

Jeff gripping Chris’ hair so tight and pulling his head back so he can cum on Chris’ face gggggggg

Two endings were Chris cums from humping Jeff’s foot like a dog (true ending) or Jeff bends him over the sink and fingers bangs chris (good ending)

HOLY SHIT this is a present in my inbox. happy valentine’s day everyone

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I wish I was a good writer bc I got lots of nasty thoughts but no idea how to get them out in a way that isn’t dumb… anyway been thinking A Lot about Chris and forcing him to suck me off

YESSS. i understand this so bad also.

chris is such a big dude so i’m so weak for making him submissive. push him on his knees hard enough to bruise before grabbing his hair and fucking his throat

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Some of my favorite photos of Dave...

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hey periodic reminder please don’t interact with me if you’re under 18! i am not comfortable with that!

thank you!!

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reminder i love asks send me gross nasty concepts if you would be so kind

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is anyone going to talk about jeff touching zach without asking and calling himself his filthy uncle and zach really getting off to it

I WILL. fuck tumblr for not notifying me about this ask it’s Really good.

jeff’s roaming hands all over little zach. and zach is so desperate for the older guys to notice him he just takes it and tries to force his mind elsewhere because it’s jeff. jeff is watching so intently how zach squirms, not even fully mentally present. zach only panting and not protesting didn’t help. jeff wrapping a warm hand around zach’s half-hard cock and zach whines so loudly it partially snaps jeff out of it. taking his hand out of zach’s pants and muttering about how “i’m such a fuckin’ nasty— i’m like your filthy, perverted uncle on thanksgiving” and zach turns bright red. rubbing his thighs together and hoping jeff both does and doesn’t notice the tent in his pants.