#dave throwing up lube gets me so bad

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hii:)) i saw you're willing to write about pegging, so could you write something like that with dave? :3 Its fine if not^^

Warnings: Smut, pegging, fingering (m receiving), if you think I missed anything let me know otherwise enjoy!

"No!" He yelled. "No, absolutely not, I am drawing a line!"

Dave did not like the scene before him, you naked -that wasn't the bad part- wearing a strap on dildo, a pair a handcuff dangling from your finger by the chain.

A pout tugged at your lips at his disdain. "Please? Just once!"

"No, I-I'm not letting you put that thing up mine!" He yelled, shaking his head and throwing his hands up in surrender. "That is my one thing, I'm not gay."

Your hands fell to your sides. "Dave, it doesn't make you gay if there's a woman at the other end of it."

"Yeah, yeah, you say that." You rolled your eyes at him as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"What will it take, huh?" You asked. "It's my birthday and you know that I like it."

"And you know why I threw out your old harness thing." He said, flailing his finger at your get up.

You huffed, it was going to take a lot for him to let you do this. "Sex whenever you want for a month." You said.

"You do that anyway."

"I won't if you don't let me try this." That made him stop. "Please?" You said in a softer tone, taking a few slow steps towards him. You reached for his arm, running your hand over him and giving his bicep a squeeze. "For me?" You blinked at him, pouting more.

He hated you, he hated that he couldn't say no, he hated being on all fours on the bed with you behind him.

"You better enjoy this." He grumbled as you squirted some lube onto your finger, making sure he wouldn't get too hurt. You pushed a finger into him and he inhaled deeply. "That's just wrong." He said, shaking his head.

"If you could at least try to enjoy this."

"I get a blow job when you're done." He said, looking back at you over your shoulder. You nodded and started moving your finger, pumping it in and out of him until he was stifling moans.

He tried to hide it but you knew it would feel good, you knew what you were doing. You squeezed more lube onto him and pushed another finger in, using your two digits to scissor his hole and loosen him.

Dave was so, so against this, but it was your birthday and he loved you and when you started he liked it. He would never admit that, not even the worst form of torture could get him to speak.

But he did, he never outright said he loved what you were doing, but his face was shoved into the pillows and his back arched, raising his ass for you to thrust into, he was a whining, moaning mess.

"Fuck, mommy-mommy, please!" He whined, tears streaming down his eyes. You laughed at his pathetic sounds, only going faster.

His grip on the sheets beneath him tightened, his knuckles going white as he cried out for you, for more.

The sheets were drenched with lube and sweat and, while Dave refused to believe it, cum. He was a puddle under you, shaking and sputtering.

You watched more strings of cum drip from his tip and figured enough was enough, he couldn't think straight, his vision was blurry, basically you'd left him in the same state he always left you in.

You pulled out of him and he rolled onto his side, body trembling. You moved to sit beside him and he moved his head onto your lap. "Feels good, doesn't it?" You asked, brushing some hair out of his face, wiping away his tears with your thumb.

"Fuck you." He mumbled, nuzzling into you.

"That’s your job.” He glared at you, with much love.

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Put Her to Sleep. - David Dobrik Smut

Title: Put Her to Sleep.

Pairing: David Dobrik/Reader

Rating: R (little mention of alcohol, sex, and swearing!)

Summary: You’re tired, he’s not. So what do y’all try? Cockwarming!

A/N: Urban Dictionary defines cockwarming as “The act of a man slipping his erection into his partner's vagina or ass in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.” So yeah! Also, I would consider this fluff as well because there is more fluff than smut. I did post this on another account but am moving my writings over to this one!

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Your life with David was your favorite adventure of all time. Whether it was being involved in fun experiments at his house, drive around in his Tesla, or just the idea of calling him ‘yours’, you were always more than content. Which is why when David invited you to take a four hour trip to Vegas with him and a few members of the Vlog Squad, you took the opportunity. Being with David usually involved spontaneity which you loved. He could always switch things up and had the perfect balance between excursions and relaxing together.

During the few hours in Vegas, your whole world was spinning. The first hour was spent in the casino where David obviously bet on red. Nothing got you going more than when David could flip $1,000 to $2,000. His lucky streak didn’t end as he ended up doing just that. After everyone placed their bets and won, Zane kept begging to go to a club. You were a little adamant about it because you were already feeling tired and it was 1am. David, being David, needed more content. There was no other choice but to tag along. Deciding to make the most of the situation, you had about two mixed drinks and called it quits. After David got footage that consisted of Zane shaking his ass on everyone and Jason dancing on the table, you all left the club and headed towards the airport.

The whole car ride back to David’s house was quiet. It wasn’t a tense quiet but there was a wave of tiredness floating through the air. Natalie was in the backseat looking like she was about to pass out. Your head had been resting against the window and David had his ring-clad hand on your thigh. Every now and then, he would caress your thigh and turn over to see if you were sleeping.

Finally reaching the house, Natalie booked it to her room while you plopped down on the couch accompanied by a loud sigh. You were lying down with your body propped up facing the pool table. David spent no time curling up beside you with his hand dangling across your waist and the other playing with your hair. “Can’t move. Too tired,” you mumbled to him. Tracing circles on your bare waist, he chuckled.

“How are you tired?” he asked enthusiastically.

“Did you process that we just filmed us doing stupid shit for like twelve hours? Were you even there?” you sarcastically asked. You had no idea how he still had any energy after the day you two had. Starting to place kisses on your neck, you could tell he was feeling some type of way. You knew though that you weren’t about to do anything. Not while you were this tired. “Dave, I’m not having sex with you right now. Can you wait till tomorrow? You know, when I’m not a zombie.”

“What if I just put myself inside you but no doing anything?” you could sense the smirk on his face. David had talked about trying cockwarming before but you guys hadn’t done it. Mostly because there wasn’t really an appropriate time to do it. This time around though the idea didn’t seem too bad.

“I guess that wouldn’t be too bad but I’d rather not do it in the living room,” you laugh. All of the sudden, the presence holding you was gone. In one swift movement, he picked you up and carried you bridal style to the bedroom. Carefully, he peeled back the covers and placed you in the bed. He slowly started to unbutton your jeans and peel them off your body and down your legs. After throwing your jeans to the side, your panties soon followed and located in the corner of the room. You took the chance to take your bra off and throw it across the room like you normally do.

Turning on your side, you could feel the bed dip on the other side. “Please let me know if you get uncomfortable with this by the way. I don’t wanna do anything you’re not down with,” he assured. That’s one of the things you loved about David. He was usually considerate and accommodating. Maybe it was because he was a people pleaser but nonetheless it was a great change of pace compared to other guys you’d been with.

David grabbed them lube from the nightstand and put a generous amount is hands. He slowly coated your pussy with the lube, making sure to get every crevice. Even though you were tired, you moaned and shuddered at the contact. The cold lube ignited a euphoric reaction in you. Yet, you still didn’t have enough energy to actually have sex. After applying the lube, he placed his hand on cock and lined it up against your folds. You could feel the tip at your entrance, waiting for him to go all the way.

“Alright, babe. Are you ready?” he sweetly asked. After giving a quick “uh huh” and a nod, David slowly sunk his cock inside of you. Feeling him inch himself inside was a little unsettling at first. Per usual, your legs quaked a bit and you bit your lip to suppress the moan you wanted to let out.

If you were being honest, the feeling was weird at first. You were used to him fucking you, not filling you. As time passed though, you enjoyed the feeling. You could tell David liked it too because he didn’t dare move except for caressing your hair and placing soft kisses on your neck. It strangely became a calm sensation that made you fall in a deeper state of drowsiness. Laying in his arms with his thick cock resting inside you was a warm feeling. This was a new way to be intimate without having to exert energy which was a relief for days like this.

“How does it feel angel?” he asked. After not hearing a response, he said your name to try and get your attention. Not hearing anything back, he realized that you in fact, fell asleep. “Damn, my dick put her to sleep.”

[yeah-klave]

What are you wearing?

Summary: Away from home, Klaus gets lonely and calls Dave. Phone sex ensues.

A/N: Set in an unspecified nothing-bad-happens, modern AU.

Genre: Smut, dialogue drabble.

Word length: 688 words.

Warning: Adult content (18+ only please), dirty talk, swearing.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of The Umbrella Academy characters or settings.

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*Phone rings*

Dave: *groggily* Hello?

Klaus: *apologetically* Oh sorry! Were you sleeping?

Dave: *voice still a little husky* Yeah, but no worries. I’d rather talk to you.

Klaus: I shouldn’t have called. I’m sorry. I just…. I couldn’t sleep and I wanted to hear your voice.

Dave: *concerned* What’s up, baby?

Klaus: *sighing* Eugh! Just… long day… Five’s had us all running around like crazy people. Diego won’t stop griping, Luther’s on the verge of a mental breakdown and the ghosts are being particularly annoying… So, you know… average day for The Umbrella Academy. We’ve only just got back now and my brain hasn’t had time to switch off yet.

Dave: Oh, sweetheart, I wish I was there to look after you. It’s so late, you need to sleep.

Klaus: I don’t think I can, I just feel so wired…

Dave: *pauses* Well, if you can’t sleep… how about we have sex?

Klaus: Um…. babe?

Dave: *quickly* Phone sex, obviously.

Klaus: Oh, I’m not sure… You were sleeping, I don’t want to disturb you.

Dave: Klaus baby, consider me disturbed. Now come on… Let me make you feel *stretching the word out* good…

Klaus: I thought I was supposed to be the bad influence.

Dave: Oh, don’t worry, you are. But that doesn’t mean I can’t take a turn as well.

Klaus: *grinning* So how do you want to do this? Shall I start? *in a breathy voice* What are you wearing?

Dave: *in a mock sultry voice* Umm, baby… yeah… you wanna know what I’m wearing… yeah, I bet you do… well, I’ll tell you… I’m wearing dog tags and cargo boots…. And nothing else…

Klaus *laughing* You’re ridiculous!

Dave: *still in a joke sexy-voice* Oh, yeah, sounds like someone thinks they can do better than that, well *fake groan* I’d like to see them take the lead…

Klaus: *huffing a laugh* Okay, okay… *pauses* If I was with you right now, I’d crawl up your body, I’d run my fingers through your hair, then I’d pull you forwards by your dog tags and kiss you.

Dave: *swallows* Oh yeah, then what?

Klaus: I’d suck on your neck and kiss all the way down your chest…

Dave: *shuffling* Un huh…

Klaus: *sound of a zipper* Umm, then I’d take you in my mouth and I’d suck you just the way you like…

Dave: *sound of slapping skin* Oh, Klaus…

Klaus: Ooh, and then… *breathing deeply* and then I’d lube up my fingers and reach back and push them inside myself…

Dave: *low whine* Oh, fuck… Klaus…

Klaus: And then, *grunts* I’d straddle your waist, line you up and sink down onto you.

Dave: * sound of slapping gets louder* Oh, fuck Klaus! I’m… *gasps* oh, fuck, you’d feel so tight…

Klaus: Oh Dave, *panting* I’m fingering myself thinking about your cock… You’re so big, so hard… I’m so full… It’s amazing

Dave: Oh Klaus… I’d have my hands on your hips, helping you ride my cock…

Klaus: Nnggh…

Dave: *voice low* And then…. Oh… And then I’d start fucking up into you… oh yeah…. And I’d hit that spot and you’d throw your head back and shout my name…

Klaus: Dave! *gasping* Oh, feels so good…

Dave: *growling* Oh Klaus, you’re so perfect… so fucking sexy…

Klaus: *strangled noise* Oh, Dave!

Dave: Yeah baby?

Klaus: *slapping sound gets faster* Ooh, Dave, ooh I’m close…

Dave: *grunts* Me too, baby, me too…

*heavy breathing*

*wet slap of skin*

Klaus: *gasping* Oh, Dave! I’m gonna… I’m gonna…

Dave: Cum for me baby…

*fast slapping*

*strangled cry*

Klaus: Fuck, yes!

*grunts and gasps*

Dave: Oh, Klaus, oh you sound so fucking sexy when you lose it. Oh, yes, oh, I’m cumming, I’m cumming… Oh fuck! *breaks off with a cry*

*loud panting*

Klaus: *happily* Well fuck! That was hot!

Dave: *slightly breathless* Yeah…

Klaus: *breathing deeply* That was actually just what I needed. Thank you, baby… *yawns* I think I can finally sleep now…

Dave: *absently* Yeah, me too…

*two soft thunks*

Klaus: What was that?

Dave: *yawning* Oh, just my boots.

Klaus: Jeez, you were being serious!

Dave: *laughing*

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