#💎————self

[orbitaldeathwoomy-a]

3 / 4 / 8 / N3O

[weird-fish-thingy]

i love you in every universe and timeline and dimensions

[micjimbles777]

Bro My Jewel thief Girlfriend Has a Fortnite Skin!!!

Look How Cute She is!!!

[viridian-artist]

CRYSTALSHRIEK MY BELOVEDDDDDD

He still hasn't shown up in the story, but VSAU Ren has my heart.

This will be my own little selfship AU for the comic, in all honesty. The main story is still going on and doesn't change. What I got going on with the King? A whole side romance plot the audience doesn't see. @rhapsoddity may have xir canon comic, but I got this. It's the bestie tax. I claim a character as my silly to play with. It just happened to be Ren, to no one's surprise.

[theanimeroom]

ok but imagine this

Considerándolo todo, Ran es del tipo que es tan idiota que te molestará hasta que le supliques.

and i'm 100% sure that rindou is a voyeur

oh hell yeah absolutely. ran would most definitely ruin you mentally before he even considered touching you. he’d tease you literally all day; hands running up your sides when he’s reaching for something in the cabinet, swift kisses on the neck when he knows you’re aware of his presence, soft kisses that quickly turn into his tongue exploring the crevices of your mouth, large hand wrapped happily around the column of your throat, only to pull away the moment your hands run down his torso and under his shirt. he’s a little shit and he knows exactly what he’s doing, but he’s just happy that his baby is too impatient to hold out very long, the soft pleas for him to take care of you literally sounds like music to his ears, so who was he to say no?

now you creeping rindou and his voyeurism kink into the conversation has my mind completely fucked and i’ll tell you why. now personally, i think the haitani brothers’ taste in spouses are the complete opposite, but because we are bad bitches (bc we are y/n and she always comes out on top), both of their fine assess want us. but like actually i’m kind of brain dead at the thought of ran approaching his brother asking if he wanted to watch him fuck your lights out , and how fucking fast rindou would accept the offer. he was horrid when it came to hiding his crushes, he always has been, so the moment ran noticed rindou was showing interest he approached you about the topic, and of course you said yes. his eyes would be fixated on the way your body melted into the sheets, head thrown back as he watched his brother touch you in ways only he knew how. his fingers would twitch with the urge to reach out and caress your soft looking skin, but he would only substitute it by wrapping the digits around his own cock, squeezing himself until the tightening in his gut calmed down enough for him to continue :)

now before i end up writing a whole fic in an ask response, im gonna go touch some fucking grass 😭

[cryptidhusband]

Do you guys see my vision

[land-of-sinners]

a joke my friend made that I HAD to turn into a comic!

basically describes Skye's attitude towards Sonic (and Amy to a degree).

[rexscanonwife]

I guess there's fewer days better than today to finally confess that I have a secret giant crush on Rouge the bat and I've been meaning to make a sonic self insert for AGES 😭😭😭

[ulteriorm0tiv3s]

⚙️ ─ funfetti

✭─ pairing: metal sonic x reader (gender neutral)

✭─ genre: fluff

✭─ summary: it’s metal’s birthday! eggman tries to make a special gift, but you interfere to make it more ‘personalized’ from you.

✭─ song: https://spotify.link/7oI9LZ2RkDb

✭─ notes: LATE BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAYBITTHDAY BITTHFAY BIRTHDAY !!!! late birthday because his birthday was on my homecoming day so i didn’t have much time so 😭😭 thatz also why itz kinda short and poorly written, i didn’t wanna make something too long and have it posted too far away from his actual birthday 😞 so ya birthday oneshot kinda!!!! woo!!

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it was 4 in the morning, and you could not get an ounce of peaceful sleep. everything around you was so loud. the loud cranking of machinery was literally all you could hear. usually, you found the sound comforting, but it was far too noisy this time. you tried covering your ears in various different ways, but it was no use. sleep obviously wasn’t an option anymore, so you hesitantly climbed out of bed to go investigate.

eggman’s “tinkering room”, is what you called it, and of course that’s where the noise was coming from. it didn’t surprise you that eggman was causing your lack of sleep. there had been various other times where he kept you up. the evil genius was seated at a large metal table, working on some unknown creation.

“doc, it’s FOUR in the MORNING. what the actual fuck are you going this early,” your tone was cranky, which was understandable since you haven’t slept in 17 hours.

“i’ve warned you multiple times not to swear in my presence. however, i’m in a good mood so i’ll let it slide this time.”

“you didn’t answer my question.”

“i don’t have to answer anything,” eggman glared at you, a stern look on his face.

rolling your eyes, you leaned up against the wall, “i’m not leaving until you do though, soo…”

he just rolled his eyes as well and sighed, “fine, since you insist on pestering me. today is metal sonic’s creation anniversary. it has been 30 years since i’ve created him, my most magnificent creation to this very day. so i’m making something special for him, something that’ll finally get rid of that horrendous hedgehog.”

“creation anniversary? dude, just say it’s his birthday.”

“well, he technically wasn’t ‘born.’ so it isn’t a birthday.”

“well,” you mock his tone, “you sound goofy as hell when you say creation anniversary. but anyway, what exactly is the gift? are you gonna almost destroy the world again with some ugly counterfeit gem?”

you could tell you were pissing eggman off. he was trying his best not to boil over from rage and cook himself. the doctor just rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance, trying to focus on his current project.

“a deathray. i’m going to build it into metal sonic.”

“oh.” well that was straightforward!

“now will you finally leave me to my work? you’ve been distracting me long enough.”

“can i get some earplugs or something first?”

“get out.”

“okay, okay jeez…”

🔩♡🔩

eggman ceased his work around 30 minutes ago, but you still weren’t able to sleep. you were planning something quite silly since you knew it was metal’s birthday now.

instead of eggman, it was you who was seated at the large metal table, tinkering away. you were making a few modifications to this so-called ‘deathray.’ these modifications were sure to be more enjoyable than a deathray. well, in your opinion anyway. when you think of birthdays, you don’t think about deathrays, you think about cake that’s so sickeningly sweet you throw it up.

you knew metal couldn’t eat, but the idea of making him a cake was really funny for some reason. besides, what’s better as a gift than the sugary scurrility of a funfetti birthday cake? nothing, literally nothing. perhaps a blue funfetti cake though if anything. maybe you should’ve done blue funfetti…

🔩♡🔩

metal sonic’s feet clanked against the floors as he walked. he was newly equipped with eggman’s special gift. of course, no one knew you had customized it just a little bit.

“hey metal buddy!” you ran up behind him, making sure your voice was loud enough so he wouldn’t detect you as a threat.

last time you ran up behind him without saying anything, he almost shredded you like cheese. fortunately, that didn’t happen this time since you were loud enough. metal sonic turned his head in your direction, awaiting for what nonsensical thing you had to say.

“happy birthday! i'm assuming eggman already told you ‘happy creation anniversary’ or whatever. and just so you know, happy birthday is the correct term.”

he didn’t really understand what you were talking about. he was a robot created to destroy sonic, obviously, so birthdays weren’t really something he was programmed to know about. so he just tilted his head and whirred, showing his confusion.

“birthday, like, y’know, celebrating your birth. or… celebrating when you were built in your case, i guess. but that doesn’t matter, it’s still called a birthday. but anyway! today is your birthday!”

even though you explained it somewhat well, the robotic hedgehog still didn’t see how this was relevant to him. he kept his crimson eyes on you as they occasionally flickered over your form, wondering if you had anything else to say.

“i forget you can’t talk sometimes.. just gonna imagine you’re saying ‘thank you sooo much (y/n)! i’m so joyous about my birthday!’” you spoke in a very very awful impression of his nonexistent voice, patting his head afterwards.

metal sonic rolled his eyes as he turned away from you, beginning to walk away. he had more important things to attend to; like beating the shit out of his organic counterpart, sonic, or something like that. you bid him farewell, and he responded with a beep. maybe he was saying goodbye back. or maybe he was telling you to fuck off, who knows. hopefully he’ll still enjoy your gift.

🔩♡🔩

a tree tumbled down as a certain blue hedgehog was violently tossed into it, making said hedgehog groan in pain. it was a common occurrence of a fight; metal sonic vs. sonic the hedgehog. usually sonic would have the upper hand, but it seems that metal sonic is going all out today.

“aw man! that was my favorite tree! couldn’t you have thrown me into a different one?” sonic sneered, crossing his arms and doing his infamous foot taps as he stood up.

his robotic counterpart was in no mood for his mockery, clutching his sharp metal talons before lunging towards the hedgehog once more. luckily for sonic, this was easy to dodge. the tension of the battle was starting to slow down a bit, causing sonic to yawn.

“man…this is starting to get a teeeensy bit boring. just a tad. how about we finish up?”

metal sonic beeped, seeming to agree. however, he had something planned. he would take the win this time, and get rid of this horrid hedgehog once and for all.

“alrighty! this’ll be an easy win!”

sonic dashed towards the robot, preparing for his final hit. metal sonic did the same, clashing into sonic. the two blue blurs continued the battle, the intensity revving up again.

unexpectedly though, sonic was thrown into a tree a second time. this time, the tree hadn’t snapped, but bended. this caused the hedgehog to be flung across the field, giving the robot an opportunity to finish charging up his final blow.

“thanks for throwing me into a tree that wasn’t my favori— why is your chest glowing. that isn’t normal is it!”

indeed it was not normal. the robot had finished charging up his deathray; the birthday gift from eggman. he wasted no time putting it to use. it was game over for his rival.

…

rather than being blown to smitherines, sonic had been blasted with…

“is this funfetti frosting?”

the hedgehog, still in one piece, was coated in bright blue frosting and cake. specifically funfetti, but that didn’t matter. what mattered is what the fuck happened to the deathray eggman made, and why metal sonic was blasting out cake.

seems like he found your surprise!

[orbitaldeathwoomy-a]

the squad

[daysnknights]

And we were so much younger then….

[kitsune-kori]

you know, that one image with all the plushies

you know, that one

[tokoats]

𖦹 toko/toby :3!! | 8teen | theyhim prns | strawpage 𐙚

𖦹 my writing blog is @tokosparrow !! 𐙚

𖦹 i like feeling silly about my f/o’s >ᴗ< 𐙚

𖦹 i get pretty shy sharing my selfship art sometimes so please bare with me >_<!! 𐙚

𖦹 i don’t mind sharing f/o’s!! 𐙚

𖦹 i’ll switch between f/o’s depending on which one im hyperfixating at the time but i love them all regardless <33 𐙚

𖦹 (short but growing) f/o list & tags 𐙚

𖦹 romantic f/os

ᡣ𐭩 robotus alpha-beta (inside job) | #🤖💌 love and robots

ᡣ𐭩 yuuga aoyama (mha) | #🪩🖍️ glitter glue

ᡣ𐭩 gru dru (despicable me) | #🍭🎨 sweet creations

ᡣ𐭩 stanford pines (gravity falls) | #🖋️🎨 uniquely ours

ᡣ𐭩 shadow the hedgehog (sonic the hedgehog) | #💎🖋️ chaos creation

ᡣ𐭩 johann kraus (hellboy comics + movie) | #💨🖋️ making smoke

𖦹 familial f/os

ᡣ𐭩 trevor “broom” bruttenholm (all hellboy media) | adoptive father | #🧑‍🧒‍🧒 hello father

ᡣ𐭩 hellboy (all hellboy media) | adoptive older brother | #🔥 brother from hell

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ⋅ᡣ𐭩 ་༘࿐

[paintedxangels]

StrawberryDiamond yumeship template!!! yayyy 🩷💎🩷💎

template

taglist : @charlies-crushes

[selfshipgushing]

*I love kinning my f/os!!! It makes me more emotionally attached to them

*I dont think I should be kinning a homicidal giant tv head guy tho lol. Not kinning for that but we both got mental issues

*love or be loved. what can I say

-🩵✨💎

ive been on Tumblr for like. almost a decade and still don't understand what exactly kinning is. like how do you know. someone explain it to me in 5 year old terms /nf /silly

[allpointyears]

day 4. apple picking | fog

here’s the bg I used!!